Nope.SlappyMcGee wrote:Do you read the AV Club, Tsukatu?
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[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]


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Oh come on, it's for fun and wasting time on the internet, not serious analysis or whatever.Techno wrote:Flawed system is fail.

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I got Stephen King which is total BS.

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AH. You posted this at almost the exact same moment they did.Tsukatu wrote:Nope.SlappyMcGee wrote:Do you read the AV Club, Tsukatu?
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I heard about it at work, because the process of identifying the author you're most like is relevant to the projects my lab works on. I wouldn't be surprised if the student who sent the email around read about it in the AV Club.SlappyMcGee wrote:AH. You posted this at almost the exact same moment they did.Tsukatu wrote:Nope.SlappyMcGee wrote:Do you read the AV Club, Tsukatu?
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]


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I don't know exactly who Dan Brown is, but I was not under the impression that he primarily wrote in highly structured and syllogistic logical arguments, which was what I submitted (a debate with a friend). Kind of weird. Wasn't he the one that wrote the Da Vinci Code?
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Just submitted one of my reviews from numa, and got J.K. Rowling. Ack!
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thishairscapades wrote:I got Stephen King which is total BS.

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I just submitted this post and got the author of the comic Cathy. Ack!yungerkid wrote:I don't know exactly who Dan Brown is, but I was not under the impression that he primarily wrote in highly structured and syllogistic logical arguments, which was what I submitted (a debate with a friend). Kind of weird. Wasn't he the one that wrote the Da Vinci Code?
Just submitted one of my reviews from numa, and got J.K. Rowling. Ack!

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I just submitted this post and got Agatha Christie.
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I submitted a review of mine with about thirty commas and got Mary Shelley. Next I'm going to try copying Joyce and see how close I get.
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Edgar Allen Poe, apparently. No shit. I submitted a ~1300 word paper I wrote a few years ago.
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I put in this post and got Vladimir Nabokov. I then tried posting the same thing again and it came up with... Vladimir Nabokov. Awwww. So even though its system sucks, at least it has one that's consistent.Yahoozy wrote:Submitted some nonfiction and two poems. Got Vladimir Nabokov, Margaret Atwood and David Foster Wallace.
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EDIT: As an experiment, I submitted, "fuck fuck shit beer beer alcohol prostitute fuck," but got William Gibson instead of Bukowski. Alright then.

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Put this in:
The program is pathetic. Not only does it have numerous flaws, the fact "which famous writer you write like " is highlighted is crap. First, adding an extra word, even if it is the same word, gives you a different author. Second, a three-year-old, according to this site, writes like Douglas Adams. That's an insult. Third, something one of these famous author wrote comes up as an entirely different author. And fourth, its sexist. Case closed. Meh.
Got James Joyce.
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The program is pathetic. Not only does it have numerous flaws, the fact "which famous writer you write like " is highlighted is crap. First, adding an extra word, even if it is the same word, gives you a different author. Second, a three-year-old, according to this site, writes like Douglas Adams. That's an insult. Third, something one of these famous author wrote comes up as an entirely different author. And fourth, its sexist. Case closed.
Got H. P. Lovecraft
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This link is a good read, regardless...http://www.codingrobots.com/blog/2010/0 ... rite-like/
The program is pathetic. Not only does it have numerous flaws, the fact "which famous writer you write like " is highlighted is crap. First, adding an extra word, even if it is the same word, gives you a different author. Second, a three-year-old, according to this site, writes like Douglas Adams. That's an insult. Third, something one of these famous author wrote comes up as an entirely different author. And fourth, its sexist. Case closed. Meh.
Got James Joyce.
Put this in...
The program is pathetic. Not only does it have numerous flaws, the fact "which famous writer you write like " is highlighted is crap. First, adding an extra word, even if it is the same word, gives you a different author. Second, a three-year-old, according to this site, writes like Douglas Adams. That's an insult. Third, something one of these famous author wrote comes up as an entirely different author. And fourth, its sexist. Case closed.
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This link is a good read, regardless...http://www.codingrobots.com/blog/2010/0 ... rite-like/
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I got H.P Lovecraft. Nice.
I got H.P Lovecraft. Nice.

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Ran across something relevant just now:
http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/ar ... 12497.html
It seems to make sense. That's what I was afraid it was doing.
http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/ar ... 12497.html
It seems to make sense. That's what I was afraid it was doing.
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http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/a-qa-with ... et-scienceTsukatu wrote:Ran across something relevant just now:
http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/ar ... 12497.html
It seems to make sense. That's what I was afraid it was doing.
Edit: Ugh. Reading through the blogosphere's reaction to this site is making me angry. At them. Of course a web tool that analyses a couple of paragraphs and compares it to a small selection of famous authors isn't going to be anything more than a curiosity. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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