Stalking 101: How to not talk to girls

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Postby Universezero » 2010.08.02 (23:20)

For the record, I wear it more for fun than I do to deal with anger. I'm not as insane as people make me out to be.
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Postby chocollama » 2010.08.03 (03:17)

then give me my snickers back
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Postby Kablizzy » 2010.08.03 (05:53)

Geti wrote:
Kablizzy wrote:I was a whiny fucking teenager
Wait typo?
Ahah. Ahahah. Oh, sorry. I meant "Bearded Jesus Figure teenager". Common mistake.
Universezero wrote:I have charisma... just not on the internet, y'know? I've been told that my face is the most charismatic part of my personality... and I'm hoping that's a good thing.
...Which you hide behind a Rorschach mask.
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Postby Universezero » 2010.08.03 (06:25)

Kablizzy wrote:
Universezero wrote:I have charisma... just not on the internet, y'know? I've been told that my face is the most charismatic part of my personality... and I'm hoping that's a good thing.
...Which you hide behind a Rorschach mask.
THIS IS YOU. JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF FOR A MINUTE. STOP. THINK. NOW SLAP YOURSELF.
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Postby squibbles » 2010.08.03 (09:42)

For the record, I think the mask is actually really cool, and it's well impressive that you managed to make it all by yourself.

It's just that what it represents is kinda...:/
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Tsukatu wrote:I don't know what it is, squibbles, but my brain keeps inserting "black" into random parts of your posts these days.
I totally just read that as, "I'd hate to be the only black guy stuck using v1.4."
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.08.03 (23:21)

Universezero wrote:THIS IS YOU. JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF FOR A MINUTE. STOP. THINK. NOW SLAP YOURSELF.
NOW LOOK AT ME.
NOW BACK TO YOU.
THE PHOTO IS NOW DIAMONDS.
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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Postby chocollama » 2010.08.04 (03:31)

I'm the man your man could smell like if he used Old-Spice Body Wash.
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Postby Kablizzy » 2010.08.04 (18:21)

Tsukatu wrote:
Universezero wrote:THIS IS YOU. JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF FOR A MINUTE. STOP. THINK. NOW SLAP YOURSELF.
NOW LOOK AT ME.
NOW BACK TO YOU.
THE PHOTO IS NOW DIAMONDS.
Bahahahaha.

UZ: I know you get internet about six years too late down there, but that photo was from 2003.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.08.04 (21:24)

Kablizzy wrote:UZ: I know you get internet about six years too late down there, but that photo was from 2003.
Is that how long it takes for the Australian government to approve online content?
Considering how stupidly totalitarian they are about censorship, I'm surprised it's only six years.
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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Postby noops » 2010.08.04 (22:53)

Tsukatu wrote:
Universezero wrote:THIS IS YOU. JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF FOR A MINUTE. STOP. THINK. NOW SLAP YOURSELF.
NOW LOOK AT ME.
NOW BACK TO YOU.
THE PHOTO IS NOW DIAMONDS.
Words cannot describe how hard I'm laughing and which direction my ass is falling off in.

Also, Kablizzy is obviously the freshershist guy around. So, you know. Fuck you, UniverseZero.

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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.08.04 (23:04)

This thread was getting lame, but Suki saved the day once again.
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Postby origami_alligator » 2010.08.07 (16:35)

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Postby chocollama » 2010.08.07 (17:47)

INTO GREATEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE
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Postby Amadeus » 2010.08.19 (20:19)

guys, i like this girl and i'm sure she likes me back even though she doesn't show it and she's popular and i'm a loser but i know secretly we both love each other and if only i could talk to her we would make sweet love each and every night for the rest of our lives, so i'm coming to you guys because you are all very socially active members of society with invaluable experience pertaining to girls
People write to me and say, "I’m giving up, you’re not talking to me." I just write them a simple message like, "Never give up," you know? And it changes their life
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.08.19 (20:41)

Fuck off. All of you.

EDIT: You are the creator of this thread? I'm even more furious.
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Postby Pheidippides » 2010.08.20 (02:24)

*disappointed*
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