If I could toot my own horn I don't think I'd even bother with sex.kai wrote:i love how conceded i get on this thread, its the only thing other then sex that allows me to toot my own horn.... pat myself on the back so to say.
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Um... prepare to be a hermit, then, bro...oughts wrote:If I could toot my own horn I don't think I'd even bother with sex.kai wrote:i love how conceded i get on this thread, its the only thing other then sex that allows me to toot my own horn.... pat myself on the back so to say.
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[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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http://instantboss.org/oughts wrote:If I could toot my own horn I don't think I'd even bother with sex.kai wrote:i love how conceded i get on this thread, its the only thing other then sex that allows me to toot my own horn.... pat myself on the back so to say.
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Oh, shit. I don't know why I never thought about "tooting" being oral.
Whenever I heard the phrase "toot my own horn", for some reason I've always pictured this:
But that's not tooting; that's honking.
Whenever I heard the phrase "toot my own horn", for some reason I've always pictured this:
But that's not tooting; that's honking.
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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Uh I never used that "honking" technique on my masturbation sessions.
I don't think it would work too well either.
I don't think it would work too well either.
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Fair to say that kai's cat is damn cute.
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Agreed.Broghan wrote:Fair to say that kai's cat is damn cute.
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Oh my. That is the best picture posted since my last post in this thread.
I should probably post a picture, as I just got another haircut, but I hit my head on the end of a ladder (right in the middle of my forehead, actually) and I'm a bit self-conscious about the resulting contusion.
I should probably post a picture, as I just got another haircut, but I hit my head on the end of a ladder (right in the middle of my forehead, actually) and I'm a bit self-conscious about the resulting contusion.
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Picture from my school's production of The Three Musketeers (nb I was not one of them).
Me on the right. The ungodly figure on the left is Kablamo.
Me on the right. The ungodly figure on the left is Kablamo.
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I stand corrected.
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