What turns you on?

[sheganican]

for some reason, it turns me on when they are more musically talented then me. i dunno why. if i can beat them at that, then they aren't good enough for me.

smartness of course.

curvey noses. um.. *cough*...

redheaded chicks for some reason. 95% of the red-heads i've ever met were severely cute.

[scythe]

I only like women if they're doing something to my penis.

Or, according to what you've said on IRC...
...I'm not going to finish that sentence.

[Rikaninja]

I only like women if they're doing something to my penis.

Or, according to what you've said on IRC...
...I'm not going to finish that sentence.

I'm really doubting why I ever turned up on this thread ;(

[Radium]

And well, a nice rack would help too.

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/sprays Radium with acid

lol.

So, in the ideal, my perfect girl would be a shy intelligent black-haired snowboarder with maroon highlights and a...nice rack.
/asks too much

Sounds good to me.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

Okay, hold on, everyone... I think most of us here just missed one of the greatest posts I think I have ever seen in this community.

Everyone go ahead and take this in for a moment:


Everything from the post body to the avatar and signature is just... it's overwhelmingly genius. This post is amazing. I can't really say I've ever seen anything quite like it. And it works because I know sept is an otherwise smart guy. There are plenty of morons who would legitimately think that having such an avatar or sig is a good idea, but they wouldn't cover every aspect of the post quite like this. No, this took thought and understanding of what a terrible post is, and executing it all in such style takes talent.

I applaud you, sept.

[otters]

And his sig is...a blue monkey? With "I HATE YOU" superimposed on it?

[PALEMOON]

it's cool because it's not cool

[T3chno]

And his sig is...a blue monkey? With "I HATE YOU" superimposed on it?

It's the cookie monster

[otters]

Okay...back on topic, now/

[scythe]

I only like women if they're doing something to my penis.

Or, according to what you've said on IRC...
...I'm not going to finish that sentence.

I'm really doubting why I ever turned up on this thread ;(

Come on, aren't you having fun yet?

[yahoozy]

And his sig is...a blue monkey? With "I HATE YOU" superimposed on it?

http://home.wildit.net.au/hellohelloben/mystery.html

[T3chno]

Okay...back on topic, now/

The cookie monster turns me on. The way he munches that cookie. I love the way sucks eats the letter P-cookie.

[ToeFaceKiller]

And his sig is...a blue monkey? With "I HATE YOU" superimposed on it?

http://home.wildit.net.au/hellohelloben/mystery.html

That turned me on. PALEMOON turns me on.

[Pixon]

Japanese girls. With big hooters.

[otters]

Thank you, Laurie.

[tomthebomb]

her body and personality

[Tunco]

Thank you, Laurie.

heh.
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(No more laughing sounds,silence for a minute and then Tunco starts to talk.)

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Thanks very much,I'm very pleased with that.

[KinGAleX]

Long tongues. Yummm.

[Radium]

Long tongues. Yummm.

Eek.