Stories about random people

[Evil_Sire]

Hi everyone, I'm a writer in my free time, I like to make up stories, not comedy ones...normal stories.

This seems like a fair place to put it, as some are comic-like.

So, the first!

The story of the treachorous clearwindow.

Inside the darkest alley-way, on the darkest street in America... there was a bin.
Strange sounds and light erupted from the bin, a curious pass-byer walked towards it...
He shrieked at what he saw.
Inside the bin sat a child, with his hands in the air and screaming for help, his Father sat over him, telling him not to worry, that his friends on NUMA would rescue them, but the child wouldn't listen.
"Mummy!" he cried!
"Mummy is dead, I told you, she was hit by a car."
But inside this man's mind, dark thoughts threatened to control him once again, and lead to the death of another in his family.

He drew a knife from his pocket, already stained red with blood, and shoved it through his own heart, in his dying moments, the child's voice echoing in his ears, he remembered everything that had happened to him

"hey clearwindow! I made a dedication for you" He looked at the comment scornfully, these fools didn't know he was actually a man. He then posted a comment saying thanks, and logged off. He went onto google.com; clicked on images and searched emo girl. The picture came up of a cute girl with pretty eyes. Giddy with joy, he saved the file, went back onto NUMA and set it as his avatar. "hey every1! rnt i cyuwt!"

He had just made the biggest mistake of his life.

His two most hated enemies, Evil_Sire and the just as evil crescor, came onto his map and started bullying him. He desperately tried to fight them off, insulting Evil_Sire and making his enemy even more evil.

Then the random guy ska turned up, he snorted and laughed at ska. ska then searched 'emo girl', just like he had, and found the picture.

Clearwindow claimed he had uploaded it himself, but everyone knew he was lieing, thus, bleary eyed and broken, he retreated to his bin.

The end.

[乳头的早餐谷物]

Sounds just like slightly-dramatised ranting about NUMA (like that place needs any more drama), but whatever. Are any of these stories going actually going to be graphical comics?

[Evil_Sire]

No, just stories.

This one was to take the mikky out of clearwindow :)

You can move it if you see appropriate too! I'll appreciate it :)

[runningninja]

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I don't think it would be a good idea to write about people on NUMA. Write something completely fictional and not based off of anyone here. All you're going to do is piss people off. You're already in a ditch, suspended from NUMA and what not.

[Evil_Sire]

I was just doing it about ONE numa person.

I don't see why were not allowed to have any fun.

[Heartattack]

We are allowed to have fun. Web comics are fun. Drama stories about people that I have to read with no pictures are not fun.

[Spawn of Yanni]

Inside the darkest alley-way, on the darkest street in America... there was a bin.
Strange sounds and light erupted from the bin, a curious pass-byer walked towards it...
He shrieked at what he saw.
Inside the bin sat a child, with his hands in the air and screaming for help, his Father sat over him, telling him not to worry, that his friends on NUMA would rescue them, but the child wouldn't listen.
"Mummy!" he cried!
"Mummy is dead, I told you, she was hit by a car."
But inside this man's mind, dark thoughts threatened to control him once again, and lead to the death of another in his family.

He drew a knife from his pocket, already stained red with blood, and shoved it through his own heart, in his dying moments, the child's voice echoing in his ears, he remembered everything that had happened to him

[Evil_Sire]

That

made me piss.

great job

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

ATTENTION, COMMUNITY:

Evil_Sire has the honor of receiving TheRealN's very first official warning!
(User was warned for "being a whiny cunt.")

This thread is now locked, and any other mention of NUMA banning or whatever other meaningless emo shit he's waaaaay too concerned about will earn him a temporary account suspension.

Good day!

EDIT / CORRECTION: Evil_Sire has actually earned TheRealN's very third official warning (curse you, Atilla!).

[blue_tetris]

ATTENTION, COMMUNITY:

Evil_Sire has the honor of receiving TheRealN's very first official warning!
(User was warned for "being a whiny cunt.")

This thread is now locked, and any other mention of NUMA banning or whatever other meaningless emo shit he's waaaaay too concerned about will earn him a temporary account suspension.

Good day!

EDIT / CORRECTION: Evil_Sire has actually earned TheRealN's very third official warning (curse you, Atilla!).

I was gonna say. Atilla got there first. Although I did expect you'd be the first to issue a warn, Suki. You must be off your game.