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Postby Lightning55 » 2009.01.31 (17:14)

Granted, but it turns out it was poisonous and kills you in 2 weeks.

I wish I had a cat in perfect health that was immune to infections and somehow easily could avoid all accidents and the forces of nature.
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Postby Rose » 2009.01.31 (17:35)

Granted. It runs away.

I wish Lightning's cat came back.
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Postby blackbelmoral » 2009.01.31 (19:40)

granted, but it is hit by a supernatural force:
suki's sick sarcasm.

i wish i had a million dollars
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Postby Rose » 2009.01.31 (20:58)

Granted. They're Zimbabwe dollars, which equate to like 1 US dollar (seriously, it's ridiculous)

I wish Zimbabwe wasn't so poor (something besides "Well now your country's poor instead")
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Postby Sithmaster » 2009.02.01 (21:47)

granted, but the global economy fails. now every country is poor


I wish Maxson hadn't ruined the global economy
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BELLA parks her car and enters the school.
EDWARD: "Hello, Bella. I am very awkward, and I am a vampire."
Freeze frame: the text "protagonist, and also a vampire" appears, and an arrow pointing from the text to EDWARD blinks a few times.
BELLA: "I am infatuated with you." (she turns to the camera) "I am unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I am infatuated with you, too, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Let's be awkward together." (she turns to the camera) "I am still unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I completely agree, and I am very clearly a vampire."
(EDWARD does vampirey things.)
BELLA: "Thank you for saving my life."
EDWARD: "No problem, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is not human."
EDWARD: "I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Are you a superhero?"
EDWARD: "No, I am a vampire."
BELLA: "What are you then?"
EDWARD: "I am not the good guy; I am the bad guy." (he turns to the camera) "That was a lie. I am very much the good guy." (he turns back to Bella) "Specifically, I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is a vampire."

JACOB: "Hello, Bella, and I am very clearly a werewolf. Look at my wacky canines."
BELLA: "What do you have against Edward, anyway?"
JACOB: "I am a werewolf."
BELLA: "I am convinced that you are a normal human being."
JACOB: "Everyone in my tribe is a werewolf. I am in my tribe; I am also a werewolf. We are all werewolves."
BELLA: "I have no reason to believe that you are more than human."

And what exactly is Bella's problem? Why does she fall head-over-heels with an anti-social, almost preternaturally awkward, whiny, mascara-wearing emo cunt?

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When i say 'Abortion is murder' i mean just that; it is the taking of life - in that, from conception, a fetus is as definably life as is a bacteria, a puppy, or Stephen Hawking. This is how i think it differs from contraception, masturbation, and not screwing Dave.

Blue_Tetris quotes (all taken from a topic on abortion)

Eating vegetables instead of meat lowers your sperm count, clearly killing potential children. Vegetarians are murderers.

If a chair comes into my house and I don't want it there, I do everything in my power to remove it. What makes you think you have more rights than a chair when you go into someone else's home unannounced?

If I'm sleeping around without a condom, I'm likely to have a child too. When I wear a condom, I prevent the likely child I would have. Condoms are for murderers. I'm good at picking up dates and getting them into the sack, so if I restrain myself from going clubbing then I am prventing a potential child. Non-socialites are murderers.

GTM

What ever happened to the purpose of Christmas anyway, I thought it was about elves smacking each other over the head with a shovel whilst Santa drank whisky and egged them on.

I give you a laser printer and set it to stun

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Deathconsciousness: "Deism is closer to atheism than theism."
Demonz: "Oh? How's that?"
Deathconsciousness: "Well, deism is the belief that there's a-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Sorry, you were saying?"
Deathconsciousness: "...a being that created the uni-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Please continue."
Deathconsciousness: "Are you going to let me finish this time?"
Demonz: "Given that I had to stop you twice just now in the same sentence, I don't think that's likely."
*Tsukatu wanders in*
Tsukatu: "Anyone seen my airhorn?"
Demonz: "Yeah, it's right here. I needed to borrow it for a sec. I knew you wouldn't mind."
Tsukatu: "Oh, yeah, that's fine. I'm just about to head into the Okay With Gays thread."
Demonz: "Here you go." *hands Tsukatu the airhorn*
Tsukatu: "Thanks." *exits the thread*
Demonz: "Where were we?"
Deathconsciousness: "I was saying how atheists also believe th-"
Demonz: "AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
Deathconsciousness: (startled) "What was that?"
Demonz: "Sorry, I don't have the airhorn anymore. Do go on."
Deathconsciousness: "..."
*an airhorn sounds in a nearby thread*

deathconsciousness

a lack of belief is still a belief that something in itself is lacking. please dont be arrogant.

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What the jesus balls are you talking about?


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Postby Lightning55 » 2009.02.01 (22:27)

Granted, but it takes your life in exchange.

I wish my cat came back to life.
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Postby Studebacher Hoch » 2009.02.02 (03:37)

Fine, your cat's alive, but it no longer loves you.

I wish I had a can of that delicious Heinz Scooby-Doo shaped pasta stuff.

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Postby Rose » 2009.02.02 (04:40)

Granted. You get the can, but not the pasta inside.

I wish I got the pasta instead.
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Postby blackbelmoral » 2009.02.03 (15:12)

granted, but its moldy chef boyardee.

i wish i had memorized the c++ language
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Postby Lightning55 » 2009.02.03 (20:44)

Granted, but then the world advances and no longer uses C++

I wish for my cat to come back, love me, and be obedient. I have food.
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Postby blackbelmoral » 2009.02.04 (15:01)

if he were to come back, he'd realize that he's losing an oppurtunity. so, he just ran to your neighbors house.

i wish for the number "eleventy seven"
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Postby Lightning55 » 2009.02.05 (16:23)

Granted, but numbers mean nothing in the new chaotic eleventy seven number world.

I wish my cat came back BECAUSE HE LOVED ME >:(
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Postby Pixon » 2009.02.05 (22:05)

Granted. He comes back. Nothing bad happens.

I wish that my computer was faster.
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Postby 大見解 » 2009.02.05 (22:46)

Granted, but the computer crashes from going faster.

I wish I had a car (can't drive yet though)
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Postby Lightning55 » 2009.02.06 (23:35)

Granted, but the car becomes a victim of hail, and gets utterly banged up and an almost destroyed chasis.

I wish I had another invincible cat that overly loved me.
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Postby Sniperwhere » 2009.02.06 (23:37)

Granted, but it loved you so much, you couldn't love it back, and it died of a broken heart.( O_O )

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Postby Pixon » 2009.02.07 (15:05)

Granted, but then you fail at everything else.

I wish I had a beer.
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Postby Banned » 2009.02.08 (13:14)

Granted, but it tastes like wine.
I wish for... a new skateboard.
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Postby Pixon » 2009.02.08 (14:40)

Granted, but then you decide to ride it alongside a canyon, and the wheels fall, so you fall to your demise.

I wish I had Bubble Bath Babes for the NES.
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Postby Drathmoore » 2009.02.08 (15:25)

You get a copy of Bubble Bath Blokes.

I wish for a book.

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Postby Pixon » 2009.02.08 (15:28)

Granted, but then the book spontaneously combusts.

I wish I had Bubble Bath Babes for the NES.
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Postby blackbelmoral » 2009.02.08 (22:50)

too bad that the bath in the game boils, wipes out your game file, and short-circuits your nes.

i wish i had a wii.
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.02.08 (23:39)

Granted, but I steal your Wiimote, Nunchuk and power supply.
CAREFUL - EXTREME VIOLENCE

I take a hammer. I see her desperately flashing her blue light, smoothly.

I have to resist. - I think.

She's still flashing.

I should not betray my Wii. - I think.

Slowly.

She's really turning me on - he says

Smoothly.
No. We have to rEsiST!

CRASH

The last thing you see is the last try of the Wii to get an update.

Better go home.

*opens...

Flashing.
Smoothly.
Softly.
Slowly.


I grab the Wiimote.
I grab the Nunchuk.

Let's reach the spot.



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Postby Banned » 2009.02.10 (01:34)

Granted. For 2 milliseconds.

I wish for eternal snow.
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Postby blackbelmoral » 2009.02.10 (01:42)

granted, but its only in a 10'x10'x10' cube always around you.

i wish i made better maps.
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