Corrupt a Wish

[Tunco]

not possible.


i wish i could stop time.

peh,no possible

I wish I could stop using word "peh"

[_underscore_]

You start using the word dick instead.
I wish my forum status was arbitrary.

[blackbelmoral]

granted:
arbitrarily suspended.

i wish i mad better maps

[Rose]

Granted, but since you "mad" so many good maps, you forget how to be happy. :P

I wish I was better at making maps look good (and "they're not fun to play" isn't a creative answer).

[aapse]

a freak swarm of cyber bees attacks numa, targeting all your maps. all your maps get riddled with holes and honey.
you die of hunger.

i wish for light.

[_underscore_]

You go blind. Your mother told you not to stare at the sun for too long.
I wish I had Monday off.

[Amadeus]

you do get monday off-instead you go to hawaii on a cruise
but the boat sinks and you drown

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

[Rikaninja]

Granted but The Queen didn't like the idea.

I wish too have infinite wishes.

[Amadeus]

Your wish is granted but as you typed 'too' not 'to' it implies everyone gets infinited wishes too.
They unwish your wishes.

My wish is for somebody to reply this thread.

[Rikaninja]

Your wish is granted, but is is only me.

I wish for a wish like now wish ever before wished.

[Amadeus]

the magic genie can't understand your wish
FAIL

I wish for a billion featureds

[Rikaninja]

You wish is granted but then stuff hapens which you don't like.

I wish for a rubber duckie.

[Amadeus]

YOUR CORRUPTION OF MY WISH WAS SO LAME YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY CORRUPTED

I wish for a good corruption

[aapse]

you die.

i wis-__rRs

[Tunco]

granted,because it's corrupting wish topic.

I wish nobody can post anything in this topic.

[_underscore_]

Granted, but the horrible grammar of your post causes you to spontaneously combust.
I wish for wings.

[Tunco]

Granted,your wings melts and you have no wings ever again.

I wish I can wish something nice.

[aapse]

granted.
but then, as the result of a catastrophic and apoplyptic war between heaven and hell, good and evil, and all that kind of stuff, all nice things are transformed into mutant books, which force knowledge and INCORRECT GRAMMAR into the despairing minds of humans, animals, and inanimate objects alike (NOTE: inanimate objects do have minds, but they are seperated from their own body. all those minds live a happy and safe life in a jar somewhere on the plane of relativity).
there was someone who could save all the nice things though. The Chosen One (cliché much),who had just respawned in a hospital for distilled water, was this someone. his job was to combat all forces of evil, save humanity, the world and all that. but unforunately, he looked at his calendar just before he set out, and realised it was his day off.
and so the world descends into a fiery mayhem, as all life perishes in extreme pain and incomprehensibility.

i wish other people put a bit more thought into their corrupting of wishes.

[Tunco]

granted, suddenly they become brainless zombies.

I wish,wish.

[Sithmaster]

i corrupt your wish, corrupt

[lookatthisisgoodatn]

I wish Sithmaster made a wish.

[_underscore_]

I wish you had corrupted one.
I wish it was this Friday.

[Tunco]

Granted,friday passed.

I wish for more skins on this forum.

[Universezero]

Granted, but they're terrible.

I wish for flash tags on the forums.

[Tunco]

Granted,flash sucks.

I wish for flying fishes.