INSOMNICON 2009: THE PLAY STATION.

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Postby Rose » 2009.03.14 (03:04)

Bowser. He just can't get his girl.
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.03.14 (03:05)

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Just another show-off of how Kirby is win here.
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Postby Luminaflare » 2009.03.14 (03:05)

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Mario, he's not really happy or anything it's all just a façade. He had a horrible child hood being brought up by a small green dinosaur whom molested him with his tongue and when things started to look up with him getting a girlfriend in princess peach she then runs off constantly with the proverbial quarter back, Bowser, leaving little mushroom men she services for the favour of sending Mario to the wrong castle. The only way Mario has found to deal with this is by taking shrooms and violently jumping on the heads of innocent goombas, turtles, plants and numerous other creatures in his drug induced haze and his addiction only gets worse with him believing he is a racoon, boot, hammer, turtle, a giant and can throw fireballs from his palms by eating fiery coloured plants, hell he even resorts to driving while stoned. He eventually finishes this murderous rampage by finding the right castle, seemingly murdering bowser and getting princess peach back only for her to run off again.
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Postby Leaff » 2009.03.14 (03:06)

Mr. Resetti. Freaking angry mole.
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Postby Paddy » 2009.03.14 (03:07)

Team Rocket (Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow). They never win.

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Mmh bread

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Postby Jiggerjaw » 2009.03.14 (03:07)

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southpaw is the dude.

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Postby Zephyr » 2009.03.14 (03:08)

I know I'm too late

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Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.

As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.

Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.

Yanni- If it's glad, it's not rape.

Tsukatu- I refuse to use throw-away bags for such a frequent purpose as buying groceries. Instead, I've collected the hair of my two pet dogs and have woven them together into an all-natural, 100% environmentally friendly bag that I bring with me everywhere. And when I buy products that come in glass and plastic containers, I track down the company that packages them and ship back their containers so that they don't take up space in landfills.


Yeah, I use plastic.

Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!

Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY

Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.

KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.

Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee

[13:50:29] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz :D
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:33] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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Postby Riobe » 2009.03.14 (03:09)

The ninja in N game. Probably the most unhappy, because he's just keeps on dying, over and over and over.
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Postby aids » 2009.03.14 (03:10)

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Need I say more?
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Postby Snuggletummy » 2009.03.14 (03:12)

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This may not look that sad, but Conker is one sad character. In the game, his girlfriend Berri dies, and in the end, he has fame..power... but he lost the love of his life.
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Postby Skyling » 2009.03.14 (03:12)

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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2009.03.14 (03:14)

Squirtle, who's being raped by Onix and Bulbasaur.

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Postby esay » 2009.03.14 (03:18)

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Poor Luigi :(

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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.03.14 (03:20)

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Postby otters~1 » 2009.03.14 (03:21)

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There is nothing sadder.
the dusk the dawn the earth the sea

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Postby Rikaninja » 2009.03.14 (03:22)

I don't wanna know what happened here, nervouse breakdown though would be my guess (HEHE it rhymes :P)
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Postby Sucker » 2009.03.14 (03:23)

Alyx, at the end of Half-Life 2:Episode Two.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDjLiV0HtT4
If you don't want to watch the whole thing, the important part starts at about 6:00.
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Postby lord_day » 2009.03.14 (03:24)

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Postby sept » 2009.03.14 (03:27)

Brucie from GTA4.

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He always wants to die! :(
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Postby Kablizzy » 2009.03.14 (03:27)

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The Boo from Mario.
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Postby Zephyr » 2009.03.14 (03:31)

Mr Lopez-Suicidal resident of Rivet City in Fallout 3

http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Mister_Lopez.jpg
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Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.

As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.

Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.

Yanni- If it's glad, it's not rape.

Tsukatu- I refuse to use throw-away bags for such a frequent purpose as buying groceries. Instead, I've collected the hair of my two pet dogs and have woven them together into an all-natural, 100% environmentally friendly bag that I bring with me everywhere. And when I buy products that come in glass and plastic containers, I track down the company that packages them and ship back their containers so that they don't take up space in landfills.


Yeah, I use plastic.

Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!

Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY

Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.

KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.

Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee

[13:50:29] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz :D
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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Postby Studebacher Hoch » 2009.03.14 (03:43)

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It's that monkey. You know, the from Ape Escape.

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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2009.03.14 (04:00)

This movie comes on the viewscreen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmTPxLLF ... re=related

Review it, giving it the scores in parantheses that are next to your names! (For instance, pikman must give the film an eight out of ten!)

Sponsered by the Film Roll!
Points:

Pikman: 6 (8)
Be_Nspired: 4 (1)
UniverseZero: 3 (1)
LouDog004: 3 (2)
Jiggerjaw: 5 (5)
Studebacher Hoch: 5 (10)
Obylisk: 2 (5)
sept: 4 (9)
Kablizzy: 7 (4)
gloomp: 5 (3)
axonn: 2 (8)
maxson: 4 (4)
Luminaflare: 6 (10)
Flagmyidol: 5 (6)
Yahoozy: 2 (9)
Leaff: 5 (10)
Sucker: 5 (9)
Skyline: 5 (3)
SkyRay: 5 (10)
Izzy: 3 (7)
spudzalot: 5 (3)
Donfuy: 6 (9)
Snuggletummy: 5 (10)
Life247: 5 (1)
Riobe: 5 (7)
Paddy: 5 (4)
Rikaninja: 2 (7)
maestro: 4 (10)
esay: 3 (1)
zeph: 2 (10)
lord_day: 1 (5)
BNW: 1 (1)

Pikman won that one. What a sad tree. :(
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