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Postby Universezero » 2008.12.06 (02:01)

I cast a spell that stops the energy from the laser just before it hits me. I use the access evergy to create a Supernova aimed at TnP.
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Postby Nan__d_Chaser » 2008.12.06 (04:07)

I concoct a giant ice cube which is melted and the tsunami rushes toward tnp.
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Postby RedSham » 2008.12.06 (06:01)

I climb a tall mountain and avoid the tsunami.

I throw very sharp pieces of ice at TnP
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Postby twentythree » 2008.12.06 (06:08)

I torch the ice and TnP with my flamethrower
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Postby Nan__d_Chaser » 2008.12.06 (16:31)

I dive out of the way and the tsunami carries me away

throws einstein at tnp
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2008.12.08 (09:21)

You like these games, don't you?
Absorbs Einstein's mind and kills you with a weird paradox only me/Einstein could create.
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Postby EdoI » 2008.12.08 (18:11)

I go back in time, get friend with Einstein and then he tells me how to defend from your paradox. Then I go back to presence and I smash the next poster with friend's truck.

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Postby RedSham » 2008.12.08 (22:26)

I use my mystic amulet of truck-repelling on the truck.

I throw moldy cheese at TnP.
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Postby Universezero » 2008.12.09 (00:38)

I eat it. Yum yum!

(5 seconds later)

Vomits on TnP
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Postby Nan__d_Chaser » 2008.12.09 (01:18)

the tsunami comes and washes it away before it hits me.

the vomit slams down at tnp
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2008.12.09 (18:34)

Missed.
Throws an old woman at TnP.
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Postby Nan__d_Chaser » 2008.12.12 (00:48)

She stops in her tracks when she sees my stunning awesomeness and hits the ground.

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Postby twentythree » 2008.12.12 (05:05)

I watch a movie while it is being thrown at me, then jump out before it hits the ground.

Throws ninjas at TnP
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Postby Universezero » 2008.12.12 (06:33)

I shield myself with mines.

Throws mines at TnP
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2008.12.14 (19:06)

You must have touched them if you threw them. You explode.
Throws a battery at TnP.
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2009.03.02 (20:49)

(Hey, why not.)

Uses the battery in my phone.
It works.

Throws a wiener at tnp.
Not the food.
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Postby isaacx » 2009.03.03 (13:25)

i eat it

i through a number at you
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2009.03.15 (20:48)

What number, pi?
OMG, PIE!
I eat the pie.

I throw a shoe at TNP.
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Postby Zephyr » 2009.03.17 (05:22)

Yay! Free shoes!
*Catches the shoe and puts it on*
throws a thong at TnP
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Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.

As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.

Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.

Yanni- If it's glad, it's not rape.

Tsukatu- I refuse to use throw-away bags for such a frequent purpose as buying groceries. Instead, I've collected the hair of my two pet dogs and have woven them together into an all-natural, 100% environmentally friendly bag that I bring with me everywhere. And when I buy products that come in glass and plastic containers, I track down the company that packages them and ship back their containers so that they don't take up space in landfills.


Yeah, I use plastic.

Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!

Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY

Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.

KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.

Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee

[13:50:29] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz :D
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:33] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
[13:32:50] -->| Zeph ([email protected]) has joined #Worldcup

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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2009.03.17 (13:08)

Aah! *Ducks* *Thong misses.*
I stand up and throw a stapler at tnp.
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Postby Universezero » 2009.03.19 (08:48)

I catch it.

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Postby Nan__d_Chaser » 2009.03.22 (17:10)

Uses monkey as shield.

Throws monkey at TnP
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Postby blackbelmoral » 2009.03.25 (01:38)

I catch it.

Use it as a production lone assistant to produce tnt for tnp.
YAR HAR!
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2009.03.28 (20:50)

FOR tnp? To give it to me? Thanks.
Throws the TNT at TnP.
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Postby UnknownKirbyMan » 2009.03.30 (22:24)

Hits TNT with tennis racket at TnP
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