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Postby McP » 2009.08.11 (02:45)

can i be the grumpy next door neighbor with no close neighbors and sits on his porch with a shotgun and corncob pipe
#John Frusciante#My Smile Is A Rifle#

My smile is a rifle
Won't you give it a try?
So we like the way we dance baby
When notes come to you
I know i love you
You're all i see

My smile is a rifle
And what are you?
My smile is a rifle
I'm pointing it at you
My smile is a rifle
You'll know when you bring me in from the rain

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Postby Animator » 2009.08.11 (03:06)

I remember when they used to do these kinds of things at school. I hated those things. Don't involve me in any families here.
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Postby Ranny » 2009.08.11 (03:14)

Great idea Animator!

You can be my stubborn son who I don't discipline at all and give tons of presents! Cause, Kablizzy is rich.
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<KinGAleX> AF, shave your stupid.

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Postby aids » 2009.08.11 (04:23)

Ranny, you're my only daughter. All my children married into wealthy families, because I'm a poor door-to-door door salesman.

Also, I was married to Guiseppi for a while, but he passed away during the birthing of Donfuy. That bastard!
EDIT: REVISED FAMILY

Family 1: The Moonlighters
Father: eternal_moonlight
Mom: Donfuy (who is hot and works next to McDonalds, by a gas station, the one in the dark alley, ya kno?)
Rich Uncle: ToeFaceKiller married to Inspired
Hot Aunty: Inspired
Children: Flight, Slappy (?), Tanner, Southpaw, and Demonzlunchbreak (from the milkman).

Milkman: Zephyr

Family 2: von Lifey
Father: Kablizzy Sucks (who is a poor door-to-door salesman)
Mother: Guiseppi, who sadly passed away with the birth of Donfuy
Children: Donfuy, eternal_moonlight (son-in-law), Ranny
Grandkids: Animator (that spoiled brat son of Ranny)

Family 3: The Blizzards
Wise Grandfather: Kablizzy (who has no father cuz he's as old as time itself)
Kablizzy's Golddigger: Ranny (Kablizzy Sucks is so proud of her)
Father: Bio
Mother: _________
Sons: (the prodigal son) scythe, (the odd crack-smoking one) Kirby
Grandkids: flagmyidol,

Family 4: (name)
Fathers: blue_tetris and LittleViking
Sons: SlappyMcGee and Yahoozy, who are the best kids ever

Family: McP
McP: the neighbor who sits on his porch with a shotgun and a concob pipe (The Moonlight kids often TP his house)
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Postby Tunco » 2009.08.12 (09:15)

I've gotta be in family 4.
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Postby 29403 » 2009.08.13 (09:13)

Just put me in any boys place as the boy who gets the least money.
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This Forum is probably the best forum that i have ever used and i would just like to say how proud i am to be a member of this forum

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Postby Donfuy » 2009.08.13 (11:44)

29403 wrote:Just put me in any boys place as the boy who gets the least money.
OH SON I FOUND YOU SORRY I DIDN'T SEARCHED FOR YOU EARLIER OR EVER CARED ABOUT YOU SORRY I DON'T KNOW YOUR FATHER I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY NO IT ISN'T THE MILKMAN I DON'T LIKE HIM ANYMORE HE JUST WANTED TO FUCK ME AND GET AWAY AND HE NEVER PAYED AND NOW I'M REALLY REALLY BROKEN... SO YOU CAN MOVE INTO ME MY HOUSE BUT I'LL STILL GIVE YOU SOME MONEY. ALBEIT REALLY REALLY LESS MONEY THAN EVERYBODY ELSE I'M A WHORE BUT I STILL LOVE YOU <3<3<3<3<3

;_;

PUT HIM ON MY FAMILY AS A BASTARD CHILD
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Postby moonlight » 2009.08.13 (16:15)

I have formed a second life and have also became The weird kid who lives at the corner of the street who eats paste.
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Postby Zephyr » 2009.08.14 (07:31)

Donfuy wrote:NO IT ISN'T THE MILKMAN I DON'T LIKE HIM ANYMORE HE JUST WANTED TO FUCK ME AND GET AWAY AND HE NEVER PAYED AND NOW I'M REALLY REALLY BROKEN...
What!?
;_;
Clickme
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Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.

As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.

Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.

Yanni- If it's glad, it's not rape.

Tsukatu- I refuse to use throw-away bags for such a frequent purpose as buying groceries. Instead, I've collected the hair of my two pet dogs and have woven them together into an all-natural, 100% environmentally friendly bag that I bring with me everywhere. And when I buy products that come in glass and plastic containers, I track down the company that packages them and ship back their containers so that they don't take up space in landfills.


Yeah, I use plastic.

Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!

Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY

Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.

KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.

Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee

[13:50:29] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz :D
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:33] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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Postby squibbles » 2009.08.14 (08:04)

I wish to be the child of Donfuy and Flight, as well as married to 29403, but also married to Bio. They don't know though, as the two families do not make constant contact.
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Tsukatu wrote:I don't know what it is, squibbles, but my brain keeps inserting "black" into random parts of your posts these days.
I totally just read that as, "I'd hate to be the only black guy stuck using v1.4."
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.08.14 (15:38)

squibbles wrote:I wish to be the child of Donfuy and Flight, as well as married to 29403, but also married to Bio. They don't know though, as the two families do not make constant contact.
FLIGHT'S YOUR FATHER?
So that's why Flight was sooo strange and giving me bottles of expensive wine that night in 1993... FLIGHT YOU SON OF A BITCH


;_;



Oh, yeah, I'm sorry Milkman, but you know, I don't care if you are the father of some of my kids if you don't pay me. AND I'M EXPENSIVE BITCH
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.08.14 (20:40)

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Anything wrong? Want something in your... character? Ask me. :D
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Postby T3chno » 2009.08.14 (22:30)

I am not the Incestuous Kid.
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Postby Tunco » 2009.08.15 (17:16)

Dave-LV
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Slappy-Yahoozy
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Me
This makes me laugh a lot.
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