Corrupt a Wish

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.20 (01:29)

All the noobs leave, and the sudden de-population causes major problems i am too lazy to list
I wish people didn't take so long to play RTaB

http://www.nmaps.net/user/999_Springs · Postby **999_Springs** » 2009.10.20 (12:11)

Granted. I retake over as host and within 3 seconds you hit an AV+9 with triple deal and bomb yourself out straight after that.

I wish I could win BLUR 3.

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.20 (12:26)

The people get envious and kill you.

I wish admins would quit abusing my sig(LOL)

http://nmaps.net/user/ChaoStar · Postby **ChaoStar** » 2009.10.20 (16:57)

Granted, but your sig suddenly becomes public property.

I wish I could solve this: shareyourtoys.html

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.20 (17:43)

I dun get it
The website crashes shortly after you figure it out

I wish ChaoStar's sig failed.

http://nmaps.net/user/ChaoStar · Postby **ChaoStar** » 2009.10.20 (18:10)

Hah. Look. You fail.

I wish for cats.

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.20 (20:24)

I misunderstand your wish and give you hats

I wish for hats

http://nmaps.net/user/Mute_Monk · Postby **Mute Monk** » 2009.10.20 (22:50)

You don't get any because you just gave them all to ChaoStar.

I wish for infrared vision.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **DarkN** » 2009.10.20 (23:39)

Granted. You can no longer see normally. Let's see what this implies...
-No reading.
-No TV.
-No computer-related activities of any kind, including the forums, IRC, or N itself.
-No video games.
-You'll have a hard time eating, drinking, moving through spaces with things in them, etc.

I wish to be able to see any part of the spectrum of light at will, being able to change the range and location of the spectral limits of my vision similarly at will.

http://nmaps.net/user/Mute_Monk · Postby **Mute Monk** » 2009.10.21 (01:45)

I didn't specify far-infrared...if my vision was only near-infrared I'd still be able to function quite well.

Not able to cope with the vast amounts of new information flooding through your optical nerves, your brain shuts down and you die.

I wish to be able to control the pigmentation of my skin (all or in part) at will.

http://nmaps.net/user/slayr · Postby **Slayr** » 2009.10.21 (02:01)

granted, but it gets stuck as a mix of all skin tones and people stop talking to you and from the isolation your mind snaps and your put in an asylm forever.

I wish I was a regular every day guy like jon lajoie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQv ... re=channel

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.21 (17:06)

You die of boredom because of the average-ness.

I wish I could turn into any person I wanted to at will.

http://nmaps.net/user/Mute_Monk · Postby **Mute Monk** » 2009.10.21 (18:51)

You turn into Celine Dion, then find that (because you're now a different person) you have lost your power to turn back. Good luck.

I wish I could find my Decemberists CD, in one piece and without scratches.

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.22 (13:21)

It's corrupted...

I wish for a anti-gravity machine.

http://nmaps.net/user/Drathmoore · Postby **Drathmoore** » 2009.10.22 (15:16)

You then get charged for the enourmous price of which it would cost to make the amount of exotic matter necessary.

I wish for an Infinite Improbability Drive.

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.23 (14:34)

I use the Infinite Improbability Drive to calculate the chance of me giving you it.... unlikely.

I wish for soft stairs.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/999_Springs · Postby **999_Springs** » 2009.10.25 (16:51)

Granted. In the middle of the night, those stairs somehow transform into zombies which haunt you in your dreams and eventually eat you.

(... That was weird.)

I wish I didn't have to do this annoying Physics coursework.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **DarkN** » 2009.10.25 (19:38)

Granted. You now have different, more annoying coursework to do.
I wish that I didn't have school in November.

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.27 (20:43)

right, you now have school in july.
I wish i was passing this class.

http://nmaps.net/user/slayr · Postby **Slayr** » 2009.11.01 (20:28)

granted but you fail all your other classes
i wish i had some good ideas for me book.

http://nmaps.net/user/im_bad_at_n · Postby **im_bad_at_n** » 2009.11.06 (16:44)

Granted, but you can't put your ideas into words.
I wish that I can switch between being zapdos and myself interchangeably.

http://nmaps.net/user/Drathmoore · Postby **Drathmoore** » 2009.11.08 (13:54)

You get captured by a trainer expecting a Wild Zapdos, only for them to release you into the wild when you return to your normal form. And then you get used as a concept for a terrible movie.

I wish I could stop and start Time at will.

http://nmaps.net/user/Mute_Monk · Postby **Mute Monk** » 2009.11.09 (17:14)

You stop time, but because all neuron activity in your brain stops as well, you are unable to restart it and we are all trapped forever. Thanks.

I wish I had a better monitor.

http://nmaps.net/user/Drathmoore · Postby **Drathmoore** » 2009.11.09 (17:48)

"Greetings! I am the Monitor of Installation 04. I am 343 Guilty Spark..."

=p

I wish for Halo: Reach.

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.12.07 (14:18)

You are arrested for having a stolen copy of said game.

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