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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2009.02.22 (18:12)

Slayr wrote:ncouraging cant hit anyone cuz hes a ghost
slayr sends his army of minions after universe0(ill tell you wut my minions are soon)
slayr then creates kurald tellann(dark+fire)
slayr uses kurald tellann and blasts latigan
then asks Bio for aliance
I'm weak against fire, but healed slightly by darkness. So I have what, 20 hp left?

Latigan performs Hydro V on Slayr, dealing 34 DMG.

Latigan has 20 HP and 44 KP, I think.
...What level am I?
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Postby Ncouraging » 2009.02.22 (19:04)

Ncouraging kills lookatthisgoodatn by busting a cap in yo' ass. lookatthisgoodatn loses his remaining hp, and he dies.
Ncouraging leaves the game to watch porn
Ncouraging comes back with a bazooka
Ncouraging goes on a rampage kiling everyone he sees
Ncouraging is level 20
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2009.02.22 (21:03)

Latigan is revived at a nearby cave.

Latigan emerges.
Latigan summons Sephiroth.
Sephiroth will remain for 5 posts.

Latigan has 100 HP and 0 KP.
Sephiroth has 99999 HP and 99999 KP.
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Postby Tunco » 2009.02.23 (18:12)

Tunco123 enters the game.
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2009.02.23 (19:58)

Sephiroth: Just in time.
Sephiroth performs Octaslash on Tunco123, dealing 80 DMG.

Latigan has 100 HP and 5 KP.
Sephiroth has 99999 HP and 99999 KP.

Sephiroth will remain for 4 posts.


Oh, yeah. I got KP Regenerate. It restores 10% max kp each post. Each grade (II, III, IV, V) restores (grade level times 10 in %) of the stat. So KP regenerate V would restore 50% kp, which is 25, and HP Regenerate is the same.
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Postby isaacx » 2009.02.23 (21:40)

I poke Tunco123
The invasion of personal space makes Tunco explode
Lvl 13!!!
Hides from Sephiroth and Latigan
Sephiroth will last for 2 more posts (if Latigan is counting other people's posts)
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Postby Slayr » 2009.02.23 (22:26)

my army is undead drunken hobos!!!! theres 300 billion of them

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Postby isaacx » 2009.02.23 (23:04)

the hobos are so drunk that most of them fall into a spikey manhole of painful death and die
the rest starve to death and die or fall over drunk and have 300 billion Cobb's Knob's Goblins trip over them

The fallen not dead hobos lose 3 chutspah

you have 3 hobos left. I get the experience from every 10 billion hobos(1 lvl each 10billion)
(i get from ability exp take : lvl to death ratio depend of amount of deaths)



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Postby UnknownKirbyMan » 2009.02.24 (05:42)

I yank isaacx's earlobe very hard.

10 damage and loss of hearing in right ear
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Postby isaacx » 2009.02.24 (11:34)

i go see the ear doctor my hearing is restored
I shoot a giant fireball at Latigan
Latigan takes 42 damage
Latigan is on fire
Latigan runs around and hits UKM
UKM falls down 10 damage
Latigan is not on fire anymore
I kick UKM 22 damage
Burns give Latigan damage
Latigan has 22 hp
UKM has 68
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Postby Slayr » 2009.02.24 (17:09)

i kick latigan in the crotch with my spikey steel toed boot (again, it does the same amount of damage as ast time)
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2009.02.24 (19:42)

Latigan's Reaction Ability Guts takes effect!

Guts fully restores HP when in Critical HP (Less than 20) or when killed.
And I'm counting my own posts.

Latigan performs Ultima Slash.
isaacx takes 41 DMG.

Sephiroth performs Supernova, draining HP from all players to Latigan.
Latigan's HP limit is breached, allowing up to 150 HP!
Everyone is left with 1 HP.

Oooo...
Everyone's gonna be after me, I know it...
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Postby deltainferno » 2009.02.24 (19:46)

DeltaInferno enters the game!

DeltaInferno would like to know what to do...
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2009.02.24 (19:52)

Kill everyone, and watch out for summons, especially mine. Wanna know why? 'Cause he's Sephiroth! Also...

Sephiroth attacks Deltainferno, dealing 74 DMG.
Latigan attacks Deltainferno, dealing 21 DMG. (He has 4 HP left! Lolzerousness!)

Sephiroth will remain for 2 posts.

Latigan has 150 HP and 15 KP.
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Postby deltainferno » 2009.02.24 (20:01)

DeltaInferno uses summon Cloud.
Cloud attacks sephiroth for 1004HP

(let me know if im going overboard with the HP)
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2009.02.24 (21:30)

You are, the max damage is 99. Max HP is 100 at first.

Sephiroth counterattacks, dealing 72 DMG.

Sephiroth attacks Deltainferno, dealing 75 DMG.
Deltainferno has died.
Cloud has disapeared.
Latigan casts Pwn on UnknownKirbyMan, dealing 40 DMG.

Latigan has 100 HP and 20 KP.
Sephiroth has 98986 HP and 99999 KP.
Sephiroth will remain for 1 post.
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Postby isaacx » 2009.02.24 (21:40)

isaacx has 49 hp
isaacx learns summon strike. now whenever someone summons something, they get 40 damage [passive] <- i hope you know what that means
isaacx uses air strike and has the US army to bomb UKM.
UKM has died
isaacx needs to recharge
isaacx is now vunerable
isaacx takes 2x damage for 3 posts

isaacx needs 1 more kill 'till lvl34
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2009.02.25 (13:36)

I do. It just happens, it's not a move. Like KP Regenerate.
I don't seem to level up... Anyway,

Sephiroth attacks isaacx, dealing 74 DMG.
isaacx has died.
Latigan uses Ether, fully restoring KP.

Latigan has 150 HP and 50 KP.
Sephiroth has disappeared.
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Postby Tunco » 2009.02.25 (17:22)

Tunco123 builds a robot army made of 10000 robots,attacks Isaacx with 249 damage,Isaacx has -150HP now.Robot army rebuilds itself and gets no damage.Tunco123 goes to a place to rest that nobody can find him for a while.
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Postby Slayr » 2009.02.25 (17:40)

slayr rejoins the game
slayr summons the army of Tiste Andii (400,000), Tiste Liosan (200,000) and Tsite Edur (300,000), K'Chain Che'Malle (60,000)
slayr then also summons the entire Malazan army (500,000) slayrs army kills tuncos and then kills everyone else and conquers the role-playing game world.

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Postby Tunco » 2009.02.25 (17:51)

Then an eartquake,and a series of disaster happens,everyone gets back to game,to their last places,but Slayr has 1HP.And Tunco attacks Slayr with 10000 robot army with each has 1000000 damage,Slayrs HP goes to "-" and a number which is very big.
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2009.02.25 (19:18)

That number would be -999999999.

Latigan downloads FFX Seymour Battle onto his phone.
Latigan listens to FFX Seymour Battle.
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..........
Latigan's stats have risen!
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Postby Zephyr » 2009.02.25 (20:13)

Z3phyr Enters game
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Z3phyr Is immune to most attacks for 5 posts
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Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.

As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.

Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.

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Yeah, I use plastic.

Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!

Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY

Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.

KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.

Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee

[13:50:29] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz :D
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:33] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
[13:32:50] -->| Zeph ([email protected]) has joined #Worldcup

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Postby isaacx » 2009.02.25 (21:41)

Tunco123 wrote:Tunco123 builds a robot army made of 10000 robots,attacks Isaacx with 249 damage,Isaacx has -150HP now.Robot army rebuilds itself and gets no damage.Tunco123 goes to a place to rest that nobody can find him for a while.
read again ive already been killed
i revive in random place 2
Tunco123 is teleported there
i infilect 60 damage to Tunco through annoyance\
Tunco123 dies
Lvl 34!!!
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2009.02.25 (22:01)

Guys, I hope you know you can heal...

Latigan uses Vita V, healing 100 HP.

Just in case! =b
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