Don't Fap September!

http://nmaps.net/user/incluye · Postby **otters** » 2009.08.25 (13:11)

GamingWolf wrote:I definitely can't do this since it happens in my sleep... my really awesome sleep hehehe.

You sleepfap?

Postby **SlappyMcGee** » 2009.08.25 (13:26)

SlappyMcGee wrote:Does sex count?

Can we get resolution on this issue of grand import?

http://nmaps.net/user/incluye · Postby **otters** » 2009.08.25 (13:29)

SlappyMcGee wrote:
SlappyMcGee wrote:Does sex count?
Can we get resolution on this issue of grand import?

Could you go back and read the FAQ? Thanks very much.

Postby **SlappyMcGee** » 2009.08.25 (16:42)

Wight wrote:
SlappyMcGee wrote:
SlappyMcGee wrote:Does sex count?
Can we get resolution on this issue of grand import?
Could you go back and read the FAQ? Thanks very much.

Oh. I am in.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Ampersand** » 2009.08.25 (18:06)

blue_tetris wrote:]Blizz realized this and said: You must have done it before at least once to start a track record. Unless you're suggesting that he wanked it as a fetus.

You get me, man. I'll see you in two weeks.

http://nmaps.net/user/scythe33 · Postby **scythe** » 2009.08.25 (18:09)

Wight wrote:
GamingWolf wrote:I definitely can't do this since it happens in my sleep... my really awesome sleep hehehe.
You sleepfap?

It's not that rare; so do I.

EDIT: This is the 10000th post in Discussion. Woo!

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Ampersand** » 2009.08.25 (18:24)

By the way, I'm in.

http://nmaps.net/user/yungerkid · Postby **yungerkid** » 2009.08.25 (18:51)

Do I get the reward? If i win?

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **noops** » 2009.08.25 (21:13)

Donfuy wrote:I'm IN.

AND I'LL POST MY PROGRESS HERE IF YOU LET ME

LIKE, MY DIARY.

QFE.

I haven't for a couple months now anyway, as most of you guys know the reasoning behind. But I'm totally in.

But what's to prevent people from, you know, lying and stuff? You now, the only thing we have is out word. And, unfortunately, that's not good for most people.

Another thing, I think intercourse should be disallowed. It's an unfair advantage to most of the people here, seeing as how sex is loads better than fapping.

Postby **otters~1** » 2009.08.25 (21:23)

Come now... why September? It's not like you gave it up for Lent or something. Or do you have (God forbid) a cast on your penis fapping instrument?

Postby **squibbles** » 2009.08.25 (21:24)

I'm in, for sure.

I'll have to talk to my other half to find out if I can go without sex as well...might as well do it properly! :D

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Studebacher Hoch** » 2009.08.26 (01:26)

This is just Fap Free Feb minus aliteration.

And it cannot be done. That said, I'm in.

http://nmaps.net/user/incluye · Postby **otters** » 2009.08.26 (02:39)

flagmyidol wrote:Come now... why September? It's not like you gave it up for Lent or something. Or do you have (God forbid) a cast on your penis fapping instrument?

You might have noticed that September immediately follows August, and August had already partially passed by the time I thought of this competition.

So yeah. That's why.

http://nmaps.net/user/topolord · Postby **Topo** » 2009.08.26 (03:08)

I'm in. honestly though, I give myself one and a half weeks.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Ampersand** » 2009.08.26 (08:48)

flagmyidol wrote:Come now...

*Squint*

http://nmaps.net/user/maxson924 · Postby **Rose** » 2009.08.26 (15:12)

My record's two months, but these days I seriously have a hard time making it for even a week :/

I'm in anyway.

http://nmaps.net/user/RadiumFalcon · Postby **Radium** » 2009.08.26 (15:13)

Man! My record is like, a week. And that was in Science Camp in 6th grade 0.o
--
HUm. I'm curious if the 'payload' in October will be 'exciting' enough for this whole thing to be worth it. eheh?

http://nmaps.net/user/maxson924 · Postby **Rose** » 2009.08.26 (15:27)

ToxicBlaze wrote:HUm. I'm curious if the 'payload' in October will be 'exciting' enough for this whole thing to be worth it. eheh?

I'll have a full-size garbage can ready ;D

http://nmaps.net/user/BionicCryonic · Postby **Yoshimo** » 2009.08.26 (19:29)

Wight wrote:Are there any prizes in this contest?
- I'd say the, err, benefits at the beginning of October would be enough. If y'know what I mean. *wink*

Can I sex my girlfriend/boyfriend/dolphin/significant other?
- Err, yeah, I guess. As long as no fappage occurs. Of course, it won't be as difficult for you, but if you have a sexually active relationship I don't think you need to worry about this contest in the first place...

What the hell are you talking about?
- If I were you, I'd go far, far away.

Damn straight!!!

Anyways, Imma join this. It might be hard, but I can try.

http://nmaps.net/user/Guitar_Hero_Matt · Postby **MattKestrel** » 2009.08.26 (19:37)

I volunteer myself and Drathmoore in a non-sexual manner.

http://nmaps.net/user/Guiseppi · Postby **Adoniseppi** » 2009.08.26 (19:40)

I'm totally doing this. This is going to be kick-ass.

Postby **Ranny** » 2009.08.26 (19:43)

Count me in.

I have no willpower though. =/

http://nmaps.net/user/kiaora · Postby **mintnut** » 2009.08.26 (22:14)

ERm, 'Fap'? FAP?!. What the flip does that even mean?!

The word you're looking for is 'wank'. Go ahead and enjoy yourselves you crazy people.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **noops** » 2009.08.26 (22:22)

Oh goodness. These euphemisms are quite... Er... Interesting.

But dudes, I'm totally going to blow you out of the water, I can go for quite a while without fapping. And I'm in front of a computer all day. This, my friends, shall be fun.

http://nmaps.net/user/RadiumFalcon · Postby **Radium** » 2009.08.26 (22:33)

Ranny wrote:
I have no willpower though. =/

That makes two of us.

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