Barack Obama: Nobel Peace Prize Winner?

[Rhekatou]

The second was that NASA fucking bombed the fucking moon.

My thoughts exactly. I even thought 'fucking' in the same places.

Look at Mother Teresa and Gandhi, and all the people like them out there. Do they have Nobel Peace Prizes? No. Do they deserve them? Yes."

What the hell are you talking about?

I was quoting someone on King 5 news (my local station).

[otters~1]

Rhekatou, I think you need to switch news stations. Dead people cannot win Nobel Prizes anymore.

[bobaganuesh_2]

I'm fairly sure Mother Teresa did win the peace prize, but I do not think Gandhi did.
(checks Wikipia)
yeah. I think there would be less controversy if they would've settled with Obama being the Time person of the year, like Stalin and Hitler before him.

[jinxed_07]

Obama won the award because he was nominated because of his goals and because he was the first african-american president.
Like that really made the country and/or world SO much peaceful-er.
h3ll, I could nominated for the award!

[jean-luc]

I can't help but feel that the nomination was at least partially intended to put pressure on him not to start a military surge in Afghanistan.

[capt_weasle]

Even if Obama did, I'm not sure that they would just take it back. Once you go black...

[SkyPanda]

No idea whether or not he deserved it, but he seemed pretty embarrassed about it on television

[jinxed_07]

Even if Obama did, I'm not sure that they would just take it back. Once you go black...

Your gonna need a wheel chair!

[blue_tetris]

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[bobaganuesh_2]

I can't help but feel that the nomination was at least partially intended to put pressure on him not to start a military surge in Afghanistan.

that is one of the reasons he has one the award. And to those who have said that "he hasn't done anything yet", Obama has made an agreement with Russia to reduce their nuclear stockpiles, and has furthermore wncouraged the U.N. to follow up by making laws that reduce stockpiles around the world. That's something, isn't it? Although I'm a bit iffy on his demand of Iran to halt their uranium enrichment plants. There is the possibility that Ahmadinejad is using the plants to create an alternative energy resource, in these polluted times, but the recent election scams is starting to convince me that he's just a puppetmaster's doofus.

[乳头的早餐谷物]

There is the possibility that Ahmadinejad is using the plants to create an alternative energy resource, in these polluted times, but the recent election scams is starting to convince me that he's just a puppetmaster's doofus.

Ahmadinejad is indeed a nobody. The Ayatollah is the man with his blessed hands on the nuclear-powered steering wheel.

[otters~1]

I'm writing a scathing paper on this subject for my English class.

[squibbles]

I can't help but feel that the nomination was at least partially intended to put pressure on him not to start a military surge in Afghanistan.

that is one of the reasons he has one the award. And to those who have said that "he hasn't done anything yet", Obama has made an agreement with Russia to reduce their nuclear stockpiles, and has furthermore wncouraged the U.N. to follow up by making laws that reduce stockpiles around the world. That's something, isn't it? Although I'm a bit iffy on his demand of Iran to halt their uranium enrichment plants. There is the possibility that Ahmadinejad is using the plants to create an alternative energy resource, in these polluted times, but the recent election scams is starting to convince me that he's just a puppetmaster's doofus.

Correct, but the nominations for the prize were due two weeks after he took the office, and the prize is supposed to be based on achievements from before that point. He has certaintly been working towards peace, but he had done very little in his first two weeks.