KANYE NETS A TEN FROM FORK

http://nmaps.net/user/rincewindsw · Postby **Stephen** » 2010.11.29 (00:55)

Here are some lyrics that feature on this 10.0 perfect album

"I'm the King of Leon...a Lewis"
"Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Lochness, Goblin, Ghoul, a zombie with no conscience, question: What do these things all have in common?"
"Everybody wanna know what my Achilles heel is - LOOOVE" (Jay-Z gets two because this was fucking awful)
"the same people that tried to blackball me forgot about two things: my black balls."
"Have you ever had sex with a pharooooooooah? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus"
"I sent this girl a picture of my diiiiiiiiick"
"Make a nun come, make her cremate"
And of course
"Who the fuck got your pussy all reupholstered?!" --Fuck off, Chris Rock.

For the record, I quite enjoy this album, but Kanye's really not a great rapper, by any means. It's so obviously flawed that that 10.0 looks ridiculous. Oh wait, I mean RADICKALAS. My favourite part is Nicki Minaj on Monster.

http://nmaps.net/user/fingersonthefrets · Postby **fingersonthefrets** » 2011.01.02 (06:08)

rocket_thumped wrote:Did anyone watch the short film that accompanies the album?

I tried to watch it earlier this month. I couldn't stand it, visually it was fairly nice, but it was way to fucking cheesy, and wanky.

http://nmaps.net/user/lord_day · Postby **lord_day** » 2011.01.02 (06:14)

Stephen wrote:"Have you ever had sex with a pharooooooooah? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus"

Whhaaaat. I loved that bit.

Stephen wrote: My favourite part is Nicki Minaj on Monster.

Yeah, I agree with that. She definitely brings Monster to life after a poor performance from Jay-Z.

http://nmaps.net/user/T3chno · Postby **T3chno** » 2011.01.02 (06:19)

Stephen wrote:"Who the fuck got your pussy all reupholstered?!" --Fuck off, Chris Rock.

I loved that skit. ;o

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Aidiera · Postby **aids** » 2011.01.02 (07:30)

fingersonthefrets wrote:
rocket_thumped wrote:Did anyone watch the short film that accompanies the album?
I tried to watch it earlier this month. I couldn't stand it, visually it was fairly nice, but it was way to fucking cheesy, and wanky.

I sat through it. It is a bad acid trip with decent music and a nice pair of breasts.

http://nmaps.net/user/T3chno · Postby **T3chno** » 2011.01.03 (00:53)

Stephen wrote:"I put the pussy in a sarcophagus".

Made more sense when I remembered Egyptians mummified their cats.

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