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Postby 999_Springs » 2011.04.08 (17:17)

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Postby Apakenua » 2011.04.08 (17:22)

Me:
I am Hitler
God:
Do you mean your name is Hitler.
Me:
Yes
God:
I will call you zombie.


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Postby Apakenua » 2011.04.08 (17:25)

CONTINUATION
God:
I will call you zombie.
Me:
Why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
" Because Myself programmed me for it."? Why?
Me:
Yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yup
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
SEXY
God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
yup
God:
Yikes!
Me:
uhuh
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yup
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
not again -_-
God:
Once more? Are you serious?
Me:
IMA KILL YOU
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
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Postby  yahoozy » 2011.04.08 (18:04)

Edit posts instead of making new ones, ThisIsApakenua. Or don't make new ones at all anymore. Ever.

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Postby Broghan » 2011.04.10 (06:23)

I am nominating Yahoozy for Grouch of the Year.
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Postby Apakenua » 2011.04.10 (13:07)

Yahoozy wrote:Edit posts instead of making new ones, ThisIsApakenua. Or don't make new ones at all anymore. Ever.
Okay; last one. :'[
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2011.04.10 (14:24)

ThisIsApakenua wrote:
Yahoozy wrote:Edit posts instead of making new ones, ThisIsApakenua. Or don't make new ones at all anymore. Ever.
Okay; last one. :'[
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2011.04.10 (22:43)

oughts wrote:
ThisIsApakenua wrote:
Yahoozy wrote:Edit posts instead of making new ones, ThisIsApakenua. Or don't make new ones at all anymore. Ever.
Okay; last one. :'[
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Postby aids » 2011.04.10 (23:18)

Mods and Admins, you don't get community points for picking on noobs or fighting with each other. Please stop.

I wasted like a week talking to Cleverbot, and this was the most insightful thing it said.
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Postby Rose » 2011.04.10 (23:24)

Aidiera wrote:Mods and Admins, you don't get community points for picking on noobs or fighting with each other. Please stop.
They're mods and admins. They don't need community points. They ARE the community points.
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Postby Tanner » 2011.04.11 (00:24)

Aidiera wrote:Mods and Admins, you don't get community points for picking on noobs or fighting with each other. Please stop.
Actually, we do. We have a sort of ladder tournament going on right now in the secret mod sub-forum.
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Postby otters~1 » 2011.04.11 (01:56)

hairscapades wrote:
Aidiera wrote:Mods and Admins, you don't get community points for picking on noobs or fighting with each other. Please stop.
Actually, we do. We have a sort of ladder tournament going on right now in the secret mod sub-forum.
Most pathetic thing is, I wouldn't be at all surprised. It would explain a lot.
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Postby unoriginal name » 2011.04.11 (05:28)

Nostromo wrote:
hairscapades wrote:
Aidiera wrote:Mods and Admins, you don't get community points for picking on noobs or fighting with each other. Please stop.
Actually, we do. We have a sort of ladder tournament going on right now in the secret mod sub-forum.
Most pathetic thing is, I wouldn't be at all surprised. It would explain a lot.
Quiet yourself, citizen.

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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2011.04.11 (20:01)

I HAVE CHANGED GLOOMPS NAME TO QUEEN OF HIPSTERS, TANNERS NAME TO DUCHESS OF AWESOME, AND REPLACED GLOOMP AS A GLOBAL MOD WITH DUCHESS OF AWESOME

THAT IS ALL
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Postby ENT474 » 2011.04.11 (20:08)

nice, slappy. good job silencing the crowd.
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Postby scythe » 2011.04.11 (21:35)

*sigh*
As soon as we wish to be happier, we are no longer happy.

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Postby otters~1 » 2011.04.11 (21:45)

And how was the mod ladder tourney leaderboard affected by this?
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2011.04.11 (22:23)

They probably bet on which of the non-elites would post in here.
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Postby smartalco » 2011.04.11 (23:24)

Nostromo wrote:And how was the mod ladder tourney leaderboard affected by this?
Naturally, his change vaulted Slaps to the top. Although I gained 3 spots, so I'm not complaining.
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Postby squibbles » 2011.04.12 (06:06)

Also, since nobody else has done it, http://forum.droni.es/viewtopic.php?f=8 ... &sk=t&sd=a
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Postby mediate » 2011.04.14 (15:02)

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... So ... how did it go from a "Roger Roger" joke to "Kill all humans?"

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Postby Invalid » 2011.05.06 (22:02)

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The conversation after this went offtopic and weird.

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Postby Snuggletummy » 2011.05.08 (23:37)

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In Soviet Russia, Cleverbot is an idiot.
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Postby Rose » 2011.05.09 (05:18)

Nah, he's just as much of an idiot in capitalist lands.
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Postby ENT474 » 2011.05.09 (22:20)

Really Weird :/
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