Worst Movies - Discuss

http://nmaps.net/user/condog_111 · Postby **Condog** » 2008.10.22 (02:17)

Tsukatu wrote:
atob wrote:
Tsukatu wrote: Max Payne was also pretty terrible, on par with Ultraviolet.
I enjoyed Ultraviolet a lot more than the two Matrix sequels. Ultraviolet was pretty awful.

I reckon The Transformers movie is possibly the worst thing I've ever walked out of, though.

Ahahaha, nice one.

Any Disney Channel original movie ever made. If you have a younger sister, you'll know what i'm talking about.

Facebook! · Postby **jean-luc** » 2008.10.22 (04:09)

oh gosh, EVERYTHING with 'disney channel original' anywhere near it is HORRID.

Postby **taaveti** » 2008.10.22 (06:28)

I'm surprised we've made it this far without anyone mentioning Open Water. Seriously, an hour and change of two people treading water, followed by a few minutes of one person treading water.

http://nmaps.net/user/29403 · Postby **29403** » 2008.10.22 (06:57)

jean-luc wrote:oh gosh, EVERYTHING with 'disney channel original' anywhere near it is HORRID.

Agreed. If you aren't talking about the fox and the hound.
I had to sit through Little Man once. First it has many lame jokes, and it copies exactly a 7 minute bugs bunny cartoon found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce7RZiF7E5I and what makes it worse is that they stretch it up to 90 minutes, it's terrible.

Any new movie made by disney should be placed in an incinerator. (e.g. HSM1, HSM2, Camp Rock) I had to sit through those.

http://nmaps.net/user/littleviking001 · Postby **LittleViking** » 2008.10.22 (07:09)

Hendor wrote:The Happening.

The premise makes no sense, the plot makes no sense; the acting is really bad at best and there are places were a scene was obviously cut, leaving all these unexplained things. M. Night Shyamalan should just stop making movies. Everything's been going steadily downhill for him after Sixth Sense.

I had blocked that from my memory. Yeah, The Happening is one of the worst movies I've ever subjected myself to.

http://nmaps.net/user/TribulatioN · Postby **TribulatioN** » 2008.10.23 (00:26)

Well I just remembered, The Invasion. It was just horrible.

And disney movies, especially Camp Rock, is just brutal, and I'm probably among those who would rather sit and do absolutely nothing than watch that.

http://nmaps.net/user/pni · Postby **Pixon** » 2008.10.23 (19:56)

I remember watching Alvin and the Chipmunks on opening day in the cinema. My god is was awful. Just turning vintage cartoon icons into rap singers was pure genius.

Their IMDB page.

http://nmaps.net/user/spawn_of_yanni · Postby **Spawn of Yanni** » 2008.10.23 (20:01)

Lady in the Water was terrible.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **handofgod** » 2008.10.25 (23:17)

INDIANA JONES AND THE CRYSTAL SKULL.

total franchise butt-rape. ALIENS? what the fuck.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **handofgod** » 2008.10.25 (23:19)

oh and every non-cartoon that came out of disneys asshole has sucked.

http://nmaps.net/user/T3chno · Postby **T3chno** » 2008.10.26 (02:45)

Santa with Muscles.

A piece of frikin' shit.

Postby **Rule** » 2008.10.26 (20:14)

Meet the Spartans

It is a 0 star movie for a reason!
The humor is so lame that you don't even smile about it, even if you have seen 300 it is not funny.
It is just lame shi*t. Worst movie ever.

Postby **t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư** » 2008.10.27 (01:34)

Have I already mentioned that Max Payne was payneful?

Postby **kai** » 2008.10.27 (07:03)

ok, first off im gonna have to say fuck you PNI for having the balls to start this thread off by listing the super mario bros movie.

secondly, the ABSOLUTE WORST movie ive ever seen has to be the Happening. i left the theaters telling EVERYONE i saw to not see that movie... hell there were ppl behind me saying "i want three hours of my life back" (and if it isnt that long it sure felt it).

Transformers.... it shouldve been called Dawson's Creek: The Movie..... with special guests the Transformers.

the whole goddamn movie was one big ad. mountain dew transformer? nokia? ya right...

...im not even gonna see the new indie flick to be honest with you, so ill take your word for it.

...

.....wait, wtf do you mean by "aliens"?

http://nmaps.net/user/pni · Postby **Pixon** » 2008.10.27 (20:51)

kai wrote:ok, first off im gonna have to say fuck you PNI for having the balls to start this thread off by listing the super mario bros movie.

Uh...what? This is the Worst Movies thread. Super Mario Bros. movie falls into this category, so don't complain.

And watch your language here, too.

Postby **kai** » 2008.10.27 (22:25)

the game itself is one giant metaphor for drugs, it doesn't need a perfect storyline and i was 8 when the movie came out.

ya its cheesy but don't lump it up with worst movie ever, theres been way worse.
even cheesy or low budget movies deserve there due, seeing as Hollywood has spewed out worse million dollar turds....*cough* the happening *cough*

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Zora_S_Kenneth** » 2008.10.27 (22:50)

Did I mention Volcano? Yeah, that disaster movie right in the tarpits of LA which might I add don't exist?

http://nmaps.net/user/TribulatioN · Postby **TribulatioN** » 2008.10.27 (22:54)

Tsukatu wrote:Have I already mentioned that Max Payne was payneful?

Yes, Payneful to the Max.

Sorry, sorry, bad pun on bad pun, but hey, it was necessary to emphasize the point.

Postby **kai** » 2008.10.28 (00:26)

evil dead (the first one not the remake), RENT, toy story two, the mummy 3, spider man 3, starwars episode 1 2 and 3 (they made darth vader into a whiny bitch...thats unforgivable), the hulk (the first one not the new one, turning the hulk into a haiku:
exquisite green man,
holding pretty butterfly,
watch him kick some ass), and ..... the happening.

http://nmaps.net/user/skyline356 · Postby **Skyling** » 2008.10.28 (02:42)

Zora_S_Kenneth wrote:Did I mention Volcano? Yeah, that disaster movie right in the tarpits of LA which might I add don't exist?

Well, they do exist, but they'll never turn into crazy volcanoes, yes.

http://nmaps.net/user/Cerberus%5B%5D · Postby **Cerberus** » 2008.10.28 (04:53)

Pearl Harbor
Robocop 3
Click
Rush Hour 3
National Treasure 1 & 2
Jeepers Creepers 2
Every single Jean-Claude Van Damne movie.

http://nmaps.net/user/astheoceansblue · Postby **a happy song** » 2008.10.28 (04:58)

kai wrote:ya its cheesy but don't lump it up with worst movie ever, theres been way worse.

Wait... you're... actually... DEFENDING the Mario Brothers Movie!? It's late, I'm missing the obvious sarcasm. Sorry....

Postby **kai** » 2008.10.28 (06:22)

hells yeah im defending it. im defending it just as much as i would the teenage mutant ninja turtles, biker mice from mars, thundercats, gi joe, transformers (THE CARTOON MIND YOU), the first season of power rangers, and ovaltine. ya thats right, ovaltine.

its a part of my DNA man, binds my helix and all and all NO WHERE NEAR the worst movie ever.

oh but speaking of teenage mutant ninja turtles, the third movie blows. turtles in time really killed the franchise.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **blue_tetris** » 2008.10.28 (16:58)

I thought the Super Mario Bros. movie was alright. Certainly not the worst film ever. I think if you came into it with expectations you might have thought it was worse than it really was.

Postby **kai** » 2008.10.28 (17:04)

thank you dave.

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