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Postby LittleViking » 2009.11.28 (00:06)

Reveal yourself to be THE INCINERATOR, and hold up your sign to prove it. Tell them they don't stand a chance and should let you pass.
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Postby Tanner » 2009.11.28 (00:45)

Jump down the pit that the fire demons jumped down.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.11.28 (00:59)

Disguise yourself as the incinerator sign, move outside cautiously, and edge away from the confrontation along the outside wall.
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Postby Tanner » 2009.11.28 (01:12)

Wait, on second glance, it appears that the policemen are just carrying cameras and that, thankfully, "shoot" has developed multiple meanings in today's culture. Strike a pose!
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.11.28 (01:25)

rennaT wrote:Wait, on second glance, it appears that the policemen are just carrying cameras and that, thankfully, "shoot" has developed multiple meanings in today's culture. Strike a pose!
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.28 (01:47)

LittleViking wrote:Reveal yourself to be THE INCINERATOR, and hold up your sign to prove it. Tell them they don't stand a chance and should let you pass.
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"You're not SWAT."

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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.11.28 (01:51)

Offer the tank half a Kit-Kat.

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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2009.11.28 (02:31)

Cover your face with the ash and play dead.

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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.28 (02:32)

ortsz wrote:Cover your face with the ash and play dead.
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Postby toasters » 2009.11.28 (02:39)

I'd advise you roll out of the way of the tank. Then run.
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.11.28 (02:53)

Roll, and try to enter the tank. Pencil in hand.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.28 (03:57)

Donfuy wrote:Roll, and try to enter the tank. Pencil in hand.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.28 (04:39)

Inspired wrote:Ask for a pencil sharpner
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Postby LittleViking » 2009.11.28 (04:56)

Inspired wrote:Now poke his eyes out so that he can't see
Not before you sharpen your pencil.
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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.11.28 (04:56)

Sharpen your "pencil" and ask the tank man what it's like being in a tank and can I please try?

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Postby Skyling » 2009.11.28 (05:12)

Don't poke his eyes out, but just pretend to! And then steal his hat while he's frightened by your faux-combat.
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Postby toasters » 2009.11.28 (05:20)

Offer your half a Kit-Kat for the tank.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.28 (05:21)

Inspired wrote:Now poke his eyes out so that he can't see, pull him out of the tank and hop in for a spin.
LittleViking wrote:Not before you sharpen your pencil.
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Skyline wrote:but just pretend to!
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Skyline wrote:And then steal his hat
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Postby LittleViking » 2009.11.28 (06:10)

Tank Man was sent here to kill the fire demons. Now that you're one of them, you have to wipe out all the Tank Men. Drive this tank to the Capitol building.
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Postby Kwiftee » 2009.11.28 (06:12)

Point the incinerator sign at him to try and trick him into thinking he's an incinerator.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.28 (07:18)

Kwiftee wrote:Point the incinerator sign at him to try and trick him into thinking he's an incinerator.
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LittleViking wrote:Drive this tank to the Capitol building.
Inspired wrote:Ask Jimmy why the army are here?
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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.11.28 (07:29)

Throw a pencil at the president.

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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.28 (07:48)

xVxCrushloaderusSupremusxVx wrote:Throw a pencil at the president.
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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.11.28 (08:10)

Make sure Mr. President is okay! You just wanted his autograph. :(

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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2009.11.28 (08:20)

No, Mr. President must be one of them. Put on the helmet and attack him with the incinerator sign.
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