You guys are really overexagerrating IMO. You don't have to rip your head off just to say ''Movie's bad, GTFAway from it''
The worst movie i've ever seen is most clearly Norbit. But it isin't the worst movie ever.
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Hey, I remember hearing of that movie from the AVGN. Man, they were probably so stoned when they made that movie...Screeg wrote:But the worst piece of shit movie you'll ever find is called "Ricky 1". It's a spoof of Rocky (which was a good film IMO) but is completely horrible, not even remotely funny.
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The Toxic Avenger.
absolutely terrible. and there were 4 sequels. 4.
terrible acting, terrible *special* effects. terrible plotline. terrible waste of money and time.
granted, it was an 80's movie, but the most recent sequel was made in 2000 and the trailer looked about the same as the first 4. you'd think they would've learned.
anyway, although a lot of their movie's are terrible, i think you guys are giving Disney a little bit too little credit. Controversey asside, the first High School Musical was decent as far as musicals go. i've seen much worse musicals anyway.
plus, you guys have terribly high bad movie standards.
WALL-E? Indiana Jones 4? Transformers? those were all very good and well recieved movies. anything with Shia LaBouf is gold. usually.
look up The Toxic Avenger. seriously.
absolutely terrible. and there were 4 sequels. 4.
terrible acting, terrible *special* effects. terrible plotline. terrible waste of money and time.
granted, it was an 80's movie, but the most recent sequel was made in 2000 and the trailer looked about the same as the first 4. you'd think they would've learned.
anyway, although a lot of their movie's are terrible, i think you guys are giving Disney a little bit too little credit. Controversey asside, the first High School Musical was decent as far as musicals go. i've seen much worse musicals anyway.
plus, you guys have terribly high bad movie standards.
WALL-E? Indiana Jones 4? Transformers? those were all very good and well recieved movies. anything with Shia LaBouf is gold. usually.
look up The Toxic Avenger. seriously.
and so it goes, and so it goes, and so will you soon i suppose.
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I think we can all agree that "Epic Movie" is the worst movie of all time. Literally, no movie could possibly be worse.
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Disaster Movie.Simmo33 wrote:I think we can all agree that "Epic Movie" is the worst movie of all time. Literally, no movie could possibly be worse.
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I found Click to be bad, not ultra bad, but bad.
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Yeah, I mean holy shit, what was with the size of Jean's nose? It made me think of Lois from Family Guy.atob wrote: Also 'X-Men: The Last Stand' could do with being forgotten about.
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Conclusion, Lois has telekinetic powers. That would make an interesting twist.
And yeah, I agree about Norbit. Either that or Nutty Professor II Something involving Eddie Murphy dressing up as multiple members of a flatulent family. Oh, while we're at it, Meet Dave!
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I'd have to say BloodRayne, despite having never played any of the games. The acting was terrible.
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Lord of the Rings was one of the best movies I've ever seen, but there was one huge plot error:
Why the hell didn't Gandalf have those giant eagles fly Frodo to Mordor so he didn't have to go through all that?
Why the hell didn't Gandalf have those giant eagles fly Frodo to Mordor so he didn't have to go through all that?
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When a team of nine guys is trying to defeat a being of pure evil and an army of orcs the aim would be to go under the radar. Besides, the flying Nazgûls would have something to say about the eagles.Al Capwnage wrote:Lord of the Rings was one of the best movies I've ever seen, but there was one huge plot error:
Why the hell didn't Gandalf have those giant eagles fly Frodo to Mordor so he didn't have to go through all that?
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If you actually pay attention to (the lovingly crafted) mythology and politics of Middle Earth, this is easily explained:maestro wrote:When a team of nine guys is trying to defeat a being of pure evil and an army of orcs the aim would be to go under the radar. Besides, the flying Nazgûls would have something to say about the eagles.Al Capwnage wrote:Lord of the Rings was one of the best movies I've ever seen, but there was one huge plot error:
Why the hell didn't Gandalf have those giant eagles fly Frodo to Mordor so he didn't have to go through all that?
The Eagles are a proud race, much like the elves, who deem themselves above the squabbling of 'lessor' beings. They didn't involve themselves in the war until it became clear to them that the threat was large enough to be considered. It's to do with their arrogance as much as their wisdom.
The Eagle who aided Gandalf was indebted to him, it saved him to balance the debt and its actions don't reflect the consensus of the species.
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Alright, we're here to discuss movies that did suck, Lord of the Rings clearly does not fall under this category.
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To go back to X Men The Last Stand, it was so stupid and clichéd in the was that Professor Xavier insulted Wolverine just a few scenes before Wolverine saw him die. What the hell? It's like they're trying to justify his death.
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Epic Movie and Little Man. The only good thing about Little Man was that I watched it at a friend's house, instead of the theatre.
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Right, so it's ok to have a pruile script, atrocious acting, cliche characterization, stock comedy moments, and overall sub-standard quality IF you apply a few million dollars worth of SFX and the 'talents' of LaBouf?eganic wrote:...Transformers? those were all very good and well recieved movies. anything with Shia LaBouf is gold. usually.
I'm not sure how you got 'ridiculously high' from not wanting to put up with generic Hollywood dross...
You started it!Al Capwnage wrote:Alright, we're here to discuss movies that did suck, Lord of the Rings clearly does not fall under this category.
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Aeon Flux is probably the WORST adaptation I've ever seen. Not only does it take every single character from Peter Chung's original animated series, crumble their philosophies and rebuild them them beyond recognition; not only does it destroy the wonderful aesthetic the original created; not only does it dumb down the intensitiy of the original's plot arc diluting a very original, superbly engaging, wonderfully incoherent, subversive universe into a generic and hollywood laden snore fest, it also manages to be get away with people actually defending its existance. The horror of it :(
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The worst movie that I've ever seen is 'Meet the Spartans'. It's a spoof on 300. I try to steer clear of bad movies. But I have to say, that movie was HORRIBLE.
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BELLA parks her car and enters the school.
EDWARD: "Hello, Bella. I am very awkward, and I am a vampire."
Freeze frame: the text "protagonist, and also a vampire" appears, and an arrow pointing from the text to EDWARD blinks a few times.
BELLA: "I am infatuated with you." (she turns to the camera) "I am unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I am infatuated with you, too, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Let's be awkward together." (she turns to the camera) "I am still unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I completely agree, and I am very clearly a vampire."
(EDWARD does vampirey things.)
BELLA: "Thank you for saving my life."
EDWARD: "No problem, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is not human."
EDWARD: "I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Are you a superhero?"
EDWARD: "No, I am a vampire."
BELLA: "What are you then?"
EDWARD: "I am not the good guy; I am the bad guy." (he turns to the camera) "That was a lie. I am very much the good guy." (he turns back to Bella) "Specifically, I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is a vampire."
JACOB: "Hello, Bella, and I am very clearly a werewolf. Look at my wacky canines."
BELLA: "What do you have against Edward, anyway?"
JACOB: "I am a werewolf."
BELLA: "I am convinced that you are a normal human being."
JACOB: "Everyone in my tribe is a werewolf. I am in my tribe; I am also a werewolf. We are all werewolves."
BELLA: "I have no reason to believe that you are more than human."
And what exactly is Bella's problem? Why does she fall head-over-heels with an anti-social, almost preternaturally awkward, whiny, mascara-wearing emo cunt?
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Deathconsciousness: "Deism is closer to atheism than theism."
Demonz: "Oh? How's that?"
Deathconsciousness: "Well, deism is the belief that there's a-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Sorry, you were saying?"
Deathconsciousness: "...a being that created the uni-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Please continue."
Deathconsciousness: "Are you going to let me finish this time?"
Demonz: "Given that I had to stop you twice just now in the same sentence, I don't think that's likely."
*Tsukatu wanders in*
Tsukatu: "Anyone seen my airhorn?"
Demonz: "Yeah, it's right here. I needed to borrow it for a sec. I knew you wouldn't mind."
Tsukatu: "Oh, yeah, that's fine. I'm just about to head into the Okay With Gays thread."
Demonz: "Here you go." *hands Tsukatu the airhorn*
Tsukatu: "Thanks." *exits the thread*
Demonz: "Where were we?"
Deathconsciousness: "I was saying how atheists also believe th-"
Demonz: "AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
Deathconsciousness: (startled) "What was that?"
Demonz: "Sorry, I don't have the airhorn anymore. Do go on."
Deathconsciousness: "..."
*an airhorn sounds in a nearby thread*
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