A Day at the Office

http://nmaps.net/user/gloomp · Postby **unoriginal name** » 2009.11.29 (06:11)

FUCK SOME SHIT UP.

But first stand up and take a look around. Also check your inventory.

http://nmaps.net/user/skyline356 · Postby **Skyling** » 2009.11.29 (06:12)

Go find a telephone and quit your job! Those douchebags!

http://nmaps.net/user/donfuy · Postby **Donfuy** » 2009.11.29 (13:21)

Sell your friend's body to McDonalds. You probably need money, as you just probably lost your job.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Vyacheslav** » 2009.11.29 (14:15)

Necrophilia is always an option.

http://nmaps.net/user/spawn_of_yanni · Postby **Spawn of Yanni** » 2009.11.29 (16:36)

gloomp wrote:check your inventory.

INVENTORY:

Skyling wrote:Go find a telephone and quit your job! Those douchebags!

Sounds like it's time to give The Boss a bit of The Surprise.

I need to get more supplies.

What should I do?

http://nmaps.net/user/skyline356 · Postby **Skyling** » 2009.11.29 (17:22)

It's time for IKEA.

http://nmaps.net/user/spawn_of_yanni · Postby **Spawn of Yanni** » 2009.11.29 (18:16)

Skyling wrote:It's time for IKEA.

What should I get?

http://nmaps.net/user/Izzy · Postby **Izzy** » 2009.11.29 (18:56)

Ask if they have any spare lives for your good ole friend.

http://nmaps.net/user/Guitar_Hero_Matt · Postby **MattKestrel** » 2009.11.29 (18:58)

Pudding! Since when has pudding ever /not/ been useful?

http://nmaps.net/user/spawn_of_yanni · Postby **Spawn of Yanni** » 2009.11.29 (19:12)

Izzy wrote:Ask if they have any spare lives for your good ole friend.

GTM wrote:Pudding! Since when has pudding ever /not/ been useful?

Should I get anything else?

http://nmaps.net/user/gloomp · Postby **unoriginal name** » 2009.11.29 (19:22)

A wig and an electric guitar.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/999_Springs · Postby **999_Springs** » 2009.11.29 (19:26)

Skyling wrote:It's time for IKEA.

*Turns into a Dalek and exterminates Skyling*

Don't you dare.

Get a two-dimensional flat flatpack cupboard. Check for missing screws and surplus holes.

http://nmaps.net/user/spawn_of_yanni · Postby **Spawn of Yanni** » 2009.11.29 (19:36)

xVxCrushloaderusSupremusxVx wrote:A wig and an electric guitar.

999_springs wrote:Get a two-dimensional flat flatpack cupboard. Check for missing screws and surplus holes.

Should I get anything else?

http://nmaps.net/user/littleviking001 · Postby **LittleViking** » 2009.11.29 (19:51)

Shovels and big, poisonous spiders!

http://nmaps.net/user/spawn_of_yanni · Postby **Spawn of Yanni** » 2009.11.29 (20:06)

LittleViking wrote:Shovels and big, poisonous spiders!

INVENTORY:

What should I do?

http://nmaps.net/user/sept · Postby **sept** » 2009.11.29 (20:14)

Put on the wig and carry around the guitar to pretend to be from an '80s glam rock band.

http://nmaps.net/user/smartalco · Postby **smartalco** » 2009.11.29 (20:17)

Put the wig on the 1-up mushroom. Put what looks like sand to me (I'm too lazy to read the rest of the thread) on the mushrooms chin so he has hard rock stubble. Move the shovel into a position that looks mildly like a body for the mushroom. Give the mushroom rocker the guitar. Move the yellow-red stick things to look like an arm from mushroom man plucking strings on the guitar and move the random brown stick as the other arm reaching for the fret board. Everything else you should just put in the cupboard and throw away because it doesn't rock enough.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Torex** » 2009.11.29 (20:29)

Go to a Lewis Black show.

http://nmaps.net/user/spawn_of_yanni · Postby **Spawn of Yanni** » 2009.11.29 (20:32)

smartalco wrote:Put the wig on the 1-up mushroom. Put what looks like sand to me (I'm too lazy to read the rest of the thread) on the mushrooms chin so he has hard rock stubble. Move the shovel into a position that looks mildly like a body for the mushroom. Give the mushroom rocker the guitar. Move the yellow-red stick things to look like an arm from mushroom man plucking strings on the guitar and move the random brown stick as the other arm reaching for the fret board.

What should I do?

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Torex** » 2009.11.29 (20:35)

Wipe that stuff off of the cashier's mouth as a favor to try and get the stuff without paying.

http://nmaps.net/user/Izzy · Postby **Izzy** » 2009.11.29 (20:44)

Throw the large poisonous spiders + pudding at his face. Run away while laughing joyfully and stealing what you can.

http://nmaps.net/user/spawn_of_yanni · Postby **Spawn of Yanni** » 2009.11.29 (20:46)

Torex wrote:Wipe that stuff off of the cashier's mouth as a favor to try and get the stuff without paying.

What should I do?

http://nmaps.net/user/Izzy · Postby **Izzy** » 2009.11.29 (20:47)

Rage against that machine.

http://nmaps.net/user/nevershine · Postby **nevershine** » 2009.11.29 (20:56)

maybe that giant evil robot is scared of spiders (evil, poisonous spiders)? give it a try.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Torex** » 2009.11.29 (20:57)

Pee on the robot's foot.

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