A Night at the Office

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Postby Aphex » 2009.12.02 (19:57)

Point out "cocking" is inappropriate in the work enviroment. Remind him of that mandatory sexual harassment talk that you had last thursday.
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Postby otters~1 » 2009.12.02 (23:37)

Suck that thang.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2009.12.03 (01:51)

Kablizzy Sucks wrote:Punch OsamaSanta in the genitals.
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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.12.03 (02:02)

Dance your way into the hallway.
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Postby heatwave » 2009.12.03 (03:00)

xVxCrushloaderusSupremusxVx wrote:Dance your way into the hallway.
But be sure to bring a torch from the fire with you.
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Postby Torex » 2009.12.03 (04:38)

Stop smoking that evil cigaweed before it opens you up to heroin and you rape someone.
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Postby Adoniseppi » 2009.12.03 (04:43)

Use the fire to burn the floating bubbles above your head.
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Postby Zephyr » 2009.12.03 (10:59)

Check for a secret passage in the wall near you considering the bathroom door mysteriously disappeared in the last frame.
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Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.

As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.

Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.

Yanni- If it's glad, it's not rape.

Tsukatu- I refuse to use throw-away bags for such a frequent purpose as buying groceries. Instead, I've collected the hair of my two pet dogs and have woven them together into an all-natural, 100% environmentally friendly bag that I bring with me everywhere. And when I buy products that come in glass and plastic containers, I track down the company that packages them and ship back their containers so that they don't take up space in landfills.


Yeah, I use plastic.

Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!

Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY

Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.

KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.

Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee

[13:50:29] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz :D
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:33] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
[13:32:50] -->| Zeph ([email protected]) has joined #Worldcup

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Postby otters~1 » 2009.12.03 (17:38)

Start keeping a journal of your experiences!
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2009.12.06 (05:16)

xVxCrushloaderusSupremusxVx wrote:Dance your way into the hallway.
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2009.12.06 (05:20)

Hope that there's a Red Fairy nearby.
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Postby otters~1 » 2009.12.06 (18:30)

87654321 wrote:Hope that there's a Red Fairy nearby.
Hold A, thus doing a super Hero's Twirl or whatever, and maybe hearts will pop out of nearby grass.
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Postby Torex » 2009.12.06 (22:57)

Think of scantily clad women to arouse your penis, thus propping yourself up.
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Postby jinxed_07 » 2009.12.07 (14:12)

Use your fairy in a bottle.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2009.12.08 (14:33)

87654321 wrote:Hope that there's a Red Fairy nearby.
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Thanks for participating!
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.12.08 (15:00)

/me applauds.
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Postby otters~1 » 2009.12.08 (15:19)

You sellout.
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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.12.08 (17:55)

Flawless.
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Postby Skyling » 2009.12.08 (20:06)

Flawful!
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Postby jinxed_07 » 2009.12.10 (14:17)

Skyling wrote:Flawful!
Agreed.
I hate Short stories.
*edit* Considering how good 'day at the office' was, this is very disappointing.
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Postby Skyling » 2009.12.10 (19:58)

jinxed_07 wrote:
Skyling wrote:Flawful!
Agreed.
I hate Short stories.
*edit* Considering how good 'day at the office' was, this is very disappointing.
...I was only kidding. This is ten times greater than that other shit.
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Postby jinxed_07 » 2009.12.12 (04:47)

Personally, while 'A Day at the Office' deserves an award, "A Night at the Office" doesn't even deserve a nomination or honorable mention.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2009.12.12 (04:51)

jinxed_07 wrote:Personally, while 'A Day at the Office' deserves an award, "A Night at the Office" doesn't even deserve a nomination or honorable mention.
Don't rate if you don't get it, thanks.
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