How would you die?

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Postby terrazza » 2010.02.03 (07:52)

Here's the thing,
It's like the would you rather topic but change it into how would you die. So, the first person says two things that you can get killed by, then the person below answers my question and makes a new one for the person below.

My question,

Would you rather die from getting hit in the head by a golf ball or eaten by 10 birds?
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Postby Zephyr » 2010.02.03 (09:59)

This should be in the Pie Forum.

Anyways, I'd rather be hit in the head by a golf ball because it's faster and there is less pain involved.

Would you rather be crushed by a slowly lowering ceiling or be shot in the gut and left to die slowly?
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Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.

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[13:50:29] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz :D
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:33] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.02.03 (18:22)

Moved to Pie.
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Postby terrazza » 2010.02.05 (06:55)

Whoops. Thought I did submit this on Fun and games. Thanks tsukatu
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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.02.16 (21:25)

uuh, probably shot in the gut. :/

At least I would have space to move around, unlike being crushed by one of those upside-down Nreality modded thwumps.

Would you rather die by being thrown in fire, or having a hole in your body cut then your intestines wound around a tree? -SRSLY, THATS MEDIEVAL AGES FOR YA.
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Postby Scrivener » 2010.02.17 (03:08)

fire. i like fire.

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would you rather be castrated with a plastic knife, or scalped with a potato peeler? in both cases you bleed out.
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.02.17 (03:52)

Potato peeler. More areas to be painful in.

Would you rather get chainsawed to death or have a killer slice your abdomen open, and letting you sit there, watching your guts boil out of your abdominal cavity until you die?
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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.02.17 (07:14)

Chainsaw. I've always wondered.....

Would you rather: Be torchered by a poltergeist for 5 years untill he/she finally kills you or be bitten by a zombie and sllooooowwly decay... (as in painful decay)?
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Postby Rhekatou » 2010.02.17 (22:59)

Tortured by a poltergiest.

Suffocated from a plastic bag or trampled by a stampeding herd of gazelles?
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Postby DarkN » 2010.02.17 (23:28)

Trampled.
Slow psychological torture over a period of several years which finally drives you to suicide, or crucifixion?
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Postby Rhekatou » 2010.02.17 (23:44)

Crucifiction. I'm already going through the slow psychological torture =\

Die of long age in a ratty cell in a basement of a crumbling castle, locked in solitary confinement, or be strangled to death by a python?
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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.02.19 (07:48)

My friend replies: strangled by a python.

He says: would you rather die by drowning or burning?
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