Self Hypnosis

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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.02.13 (04:46)

I was browsing some kind of legal / open-source / public domain torrenting site, and one of the items was a CD with binaural beats.
I tried it a few times, and best I got was a headache. Conventional dreaming is more trippy than that nonsense.
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.02.13 (05:54)

I daydream. That solves everything. uh, unless your in english or maths class. oops.
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Postby Universezero » 2010.02.13 (11:32)

Woah man. Woah.

I just tried that. It's what I'd imagine doing drugs would be like.

I feel really trippy now.
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Postby Erik-Player » 2010.02.13 (14:32)

Ahh, that hurt. That was the weirdest thing i've ever done, and i'm never doing it again. I have a headache now, and I have a party to go to later. :3
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Postby Universezero » 2010.02.15 (09:23)

Are there more of those you could direct me towards, and/or could you tell me where you got it originally? I seem to be the only person who genuinly enjoyed self hypnosis so far...
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Postby Scrivener » 2010.02.15 (18:47)

That... that was extremely enjoyable. ended up putting me in a bad mood for the rest of the day.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.02.15 (23:51)

calm.auckland.ac.nz wrote:Finding meaning in life through religion:
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2010.02.16 (05:59)

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Postby Destiny » 2010.02.16 (11:59)

They couldn't like... control you, and make you burn down your house or anything, right?

My parents would not accept 'I was hypnotised over the internet' as an excuse.
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Postby Luminaflare » 2010.02.16 (14:59)

Only if you wanted to, Hypnotism is suggestions and can only make you do things you might have done in the first place, so if it's not something you'd normally do (Or ever do) in theory they can't make you do it.

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Postby otters~1 » 2010.02.16 (15:17)

Tsukatu wrote:I was browsing some kind of legal / open-source / public domain torrenting site, and one of the items was a CD with binaural beats.
I tried it a few times, and best I got was a headache. Conventional dreaming is more trippy than that nonsense.
Binaurals are pretty relaxing, I think. Never gave me a headache, either.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.02.17 (01:53)

Banned? Why on Earth would a self-hypnosis video be banned?

Oh, tried the link in the OP and I totally failed to auto-hypnotize. Maybe there was still some tiny critical part of me thinking it was all ridiculous or something.
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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Postby otters~1 » 2010.02.17 (02:59)

Tsukatu wrote:Banned? Why on Earth would a self-hypnosis video be banned?
Because it works too well. Spooky.
Oh, tried the link in the OP and I totally failed to auto-hypnotize. Maybe there was still some tiny critical part of me thinking it was all ridiculous or something.
Of course there was.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.02.17 (18:13)

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Tsukatu wrote:Banned? Why on Earth would a self-hypnosis video be banned?
Because it works too well. Spooky.
To calm you down? Give you some introspection? Yeah, man, that's some dangerous shit right there. It ought to be regulated.

Anyone ever wonder why demon summoning isn't illegal? Cuz it's for a related reason.
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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Postby scythe » 2010.02.17 (20:13)

I tried binaural beats once, before I started smoking weed. Conclusion: binaural beats are a waste of time. They were more of a waste of time once I had something to compare them to. If you're looking for a legal way to relax, you can buy kava at the store. Or just, like, breathe more slowly. Don't waste your time listening to a washing machine.

I've tried both self-hypnosis and erotic hypnosis. I can't get into them. As Suki said, average dreams are way better.
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Postby Torex » 2010.02.20 (19:00)

That file is too long for me to listen too. I'm gonna go beat up the dog.
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