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Postby sheganican » 2010.02.15 (05:20)

half of a goldfish + 7

how do you spell "the"?


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Postby Neil_Bryan » 2010.02.15 (06:18)

You spell "the""?" as "q-u-e-s-t-i-o-n m-a-r-k"

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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.02.15 (06:37)

cos shes playing N. she made the first half of her username N + Eli then re-aranged the letters, then the second half was _Bryan


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Postby fawk » 2010.02.15 (15:36)

No, don't be silly.

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Postby Slick » 2010.02.15 (17:13)

What do you think?


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Postby Scrivener » 2010.02.15 (18:51)

88-4.

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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.02.15 (21:36)

camels are furry!

why is there a man with his children on the playground in the swings then 10 minutes later they move to the monkey bars and he helps them swing across then they walk up that wobbly bridge thing and start jumping on it then one of the kinds goes back to the swing and the other goes back to the monkey bars and swings across them to the slide and goes down the slide then his dad catches him at the other end then the kid on the swing goes on the frog-on-a-spring and starts bouncing on it then they all start walking away meanwhile i was watching that whole time?
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Postby 29403 » 2010.02.15 (21:39)

Because I couldn't be bothered to read the question.

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Postby Scrivener » 2010.02.16 (03:12)

Because they obviously can't walk over it.

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Postby Izzy » 2010.02.16 (03:18)

Not really.

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Postby T3chno » 2010.02.16 (03:27)

!


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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.02.16 (05:37)

train up a Kingdra and destroy his ass

what does DDA stand for?

And for the love of hell, dont say the Republic D;
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Postby im_bad_at_n » 2010.02.17 (16:48)

It's just "ADD" in reverse so it means "Subtraction"

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Postby Neil_Bryan » 2010.02.20 (02:35)

When it's time to wear makeup.

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Postby Pikman » 2010.02.21 (03:03)

Because a tomato is not enough for some people.

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Postby fawk » 2010.02.21 (18:59)

Rewind the DVD.

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Postby im_bad_at_n » 2010.02.27 (06:13)

Don't be silly, he still eats cheese (Why else would swiss cheese have all those holes?)

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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.02.27 (06:15)

Because it generates money.

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Postby Neil_Bryan » 2010.03.03 (06:39)

No. They are gloves owned by John.

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Postby Neil_Bryan » 2010.03.07 (03:11)

She is irrelevant.

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Postby im_bad_at_n » 2010.03.07 (12:42)

Because it is AGAINST THE RULES!

Why didn't I check the rules before saying that though?
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Postby wayofn » 2010.03.08 (00:38)

because you thought that would be stupid


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Postby Kablizzy » 2010.03.08 (01:55)

Because GET THE FUCK OUT ASSHOLE.

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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.03.08 (04:36)

Because he made a lame your mother joke.

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Postby im_bad_at_n » 2010.03.08 (04:40)

Because water is ever so slightly blue.

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