Corrupt a Wish

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Gregis** » 2010.03.16 (04:20)

Neil_Bryan wrote:Granted. Oh yeah, by the way, his Facebook has been hacked.

*Her

Granted, but at 11 minutes 59 seconds, right as you beat the last column and are about to hit space your game crashes and you lose all your progress. *Mario death music*

I wish people would stop using myspace and get a facebook. After all, facebook ist viel besser und sicherer.

http://nmaps.net/user/BluePretzel · Postby **BluePretzel** » 2010.03.16 (09:12)

Granted, but then Facebook gets corrupted and the website is shut down.

I wish for a Caravel.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Gregis** » 2010.03.16 (22:00)

Hey hey hey. You can't do that.

Gregis wrote:The spotted vision thing again.
I wish you would stop wishing for boats! :D

Awesome67 wrote:Granted.

I wish for all the flavors in N.

http://nmaps.net/user/neil_bryan · Postby **Neil_Bryan** » 2010.03.17 (05:35)

You get one. Chocolate flavor. (Hey, I thought the flavor was referring to color!!!)

I wish I wished for something.

http://nmaps.net/user/BluePretzel · Postby **BluePretzel** » 2010.03.17 (06:29)

Granted, but that didn't get you anywhere, did it?!
I wish for a Junk, Fune, Atakabune, Demolition ship, Ironclad, Monitor, BlackBeard's Flagship, and the Titanic to appear in front of my house and crush my neighbours and not me. Btw, they're ships, not boats
swish!!

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2010.03.17 (16:46)

Granted, but afterward an Apache helicopter crash-lands and demolishes your house.

I wish that the scenario from 28 Days Later actually occurred.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Gregis** » 2010.03.18 (00:08)

Granted, but since I haven't seen that nothing happens.
I wish I had all the flavors, and that somebody wouldn't say "GRANTED, YOU ONLY GET ONE."

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **DarkN** » 2010.03.18 (21:48)

Granted, your .sol file is corrupted and you lose all your N progress.
I wish you wouldn't quote yourself in your signature.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Gregis** » 2010.03.19 (21:47)

Granted, I changed it.

I wish my name was Jeremy Fox.

Postby **chocollama** » 2010.03.19 (22:03)

Granted, but now you are a fox in a nursery rhyme that nobody ever read.

I wish my favorite TV show was on right now.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Gregis** » 2010.03.19 (22:33)

Granted, but I am imagining your favorite TV show to be "Dora the Explorer" so that's what's on.

I wish I lived in Seattle.

http://nmaps.net/user/neil_bryan · Postby **Neil_Bryan** » 2010.03.21 (03:36)

You now live in Seattle.

Later there was a report of an 8.2 intensity earthquake exactly at Seattle. You are one of the people who have died of the earthquake.

I wish I had the perfect girl to go out with.

http://nmaps.net/user/BluePretzel · Postby **BluePretzel** » 2010.03.21 (05:34)

You didn't corrupt the last wish so this wish is corrupted and you don't have the perfect girl to go uot with. end.

I wish for a sundae <3

Postby **chocollama** » 2010.03.23 (01:35)

Granted, just wait six days.

I wish I knew the perfect album to buy right now.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Gregis** » 2010.03.23 (03:02)

Neil_Bryan wrote:
You now live in Seattle.
Later there was a report of an 8.2 intensity earthquake exactly at Seattle. You are one of the people who have died of the earthquake.
I wish I had the perfect girl to go out with.

I don't live in Seattle though. Also, you didn't corrupt it.

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Granted, you know the perfect album to buy. However you don't have enough money to buy it. And you never will.
I wish my cat would grow a brain.

Postby **chocollama** » 2010.03.24 (02:36)

Granted. It grew a brain on it's back and you threw up on your mom who then freaked out, tripped, and fell down the stairs taking out several infants inconveniently parked at the base of the stairs. Yay for you.

I wish this thread would never end.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Gregis** » 2010.03.24 (03:54)

Granted, it won't end.

I wish nedroid.com would come out with a new comic!

http://nmaps.net/user/Technochocolate · Postby **Technochocolate** » 2010.04.08 (03:28)

Granted. They come out with a new theme: Teen Drama! Get ready to read about how Katie doesn't know whether Steven notices her, or how Stacie knows that Steven is actually going out with someone in Idaho but is too scared to say anything, because Katie is her only friend in the book club...

I wish I spoke Japanese (and English).

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Gregis** » 2010.04.15 (22:51)

Granted, but you might be noticing you don't know how to speak japanese. I corrupted my corruption, oops!

I wish Stacie had more friends in the book club.

http://nmaps.net/user/slayr · Postby **Slayr** » 2010.04.16 (01:36)

granted but they're all emo so they're really lame/boring.

i wish i could buy the next call of duty before any one else.

http://nmaps.net/user/BluePretzel · Postby **BluePretzel** » 2010.04.16 (01:38)

Granted but its in Japanese.

I wish for longer school holidays!!

http://nmaps.net/user/wayofn · Postby **wayofn** » 2010.04.18 (17:43)

granted, but its so long you forget everything and fail on all your tests.

i wish for the ability to stop time and be able to unfreeze is no matter what. that means if i die and time is stopped, it unfreezes.

http://nmaps.net/user/BluePretzel · Postby **BluePretzel** » 2010.04.19 (13:22)

Granted but you get catpured by an evil time-traveling genious and he locks you up in a time-proof chamber where you starve to death. He then steals your ability to control time and transforms it into the Elixir of Life and freezes time permenantly and all of time ends for being frozen so long and its all your fault because you were the one who wished for the ability to time travel which fell into the wrong hands. Naughty.

I wish for a faster wireless internet connection for todays society on-the-go.

http://nmaps.net/user/wayofn · Postby **wayofn** » 2010.04.21 (14:10)

granted, but it fails 99.999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2010.04.22 (01:15)

You didn't wish for anything, so a paradox occurs. I'm not going to go into all that space/time continuum bullshit, but you are dead.

I wish for a medieval flail. (Oh the possibilities ^_^)

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