Zooey Deschanel

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Postby fingersonthefrets » 2010.04.20 (11:13)

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Far out. It is ridiculous how gorgeous she is. Image
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Postby  yahoozy » 2010.04.20 (14:03)

Ugh.

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Postby epigone » 2010.04.20 (14:22)

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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2010.04.20 (14:22)

Yes. Better than Emily.

I think we are the minority in the community out of people who have talked about her on IRC, though. :(
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Postby Tanner » 2010.04.20 (14:25)

Flighty bitch. I'll bet she'd be impossible to be around.
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Postby fawk » 2010.04.20 (14:47)

*adds self to minority of gorgeousness appreciation*
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Postby Tunco » 2010.04.20 (15:02)

I guess I am from the minority. You guys just have to wait 'till a porn vid of her to be on internet. Just like you did with Lohan.
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Postby a happy song » 2010.04.20 (15:08)

I think she's quite lovely. I'm not sure about her music. but I haven't given it a real chance yet. I like her voice, anyway.
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Postby otters~1 » 2010.04.20 (15:40)

She headlined the free Saturday night show at SouthBy. I wasn't too impressed, even though I like M. Ward. She did most of the singing.

Also, she's cute. Don't see what everyone's on about.
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Postby a happy song » 2010.04.20 (16:01)

flagmyidol wrote:Don't see what everyone's on about.
Everyone? The majority of people in this thread have been positive about her.
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Postby lord_day » 2010.04.20 (16:16)

After a quick google image search, I've decided to respond in the negative about her.
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Postby rocket_thumped » 2010.04.20 (16:35)

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She is so cute in that scene of days of summer.
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Postby Pheidippides » 2010.04.20 (16:50)

Nice eyes.
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Postby a happy song » 2010.04.20 (17:18)

lord_day wrote:After a quick google image search, I've decided to respond in the negative about her.
She's not very photogenic statically, watch her in motion though and she's very /very/ cute.

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Postby otters~1 » 2010.04.20 (17:27)

a happy song wrote:
flagmyidol wrote:Don't see what everyone's on about.
Everyone? The majority of people in this thread have been positive about her.
All right, I'd enjoy fucking her brains out. Happy?
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Postby a happy song » 2010.04.20 (17:57)

flagmyidol wrote:
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flagmyidol wrote:Don't see what everyone's on about.
Everyone? The majority of people in this thread have been positive about her.
All right, I'd enjoy fucking her brains out. Happy?
What?

You already said you like her (She's cute).

You then put a full stop and continued with saying you don't get what everyone was on about (implying that people were being overly negative).

I pointed out they were being overly positive.

If the above is true, then I'm confused by your response. :s

If you meant "she's cute, but not all that really" then you should have articulated it better.

Unless I missed something entirely...
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Postby Destiny » 2010.04.20 (18:49)

Yeah, me likes.
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Postby Pheidippides » 2010.04.20 (18:50)

a happy song wrote:She's not very photogenic statically, watch her in motion though and she's very /very/ cute.
I would argue that most people are like this (though the cute part, of course, varies with the subject). Smiling/posing for a photo can be pretty unnatural, so even very attractive people are rarely as photogenic as you would expect them to be.
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.04.20 (20:11)

She's cute, but nothing spectacular.
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Postby Donfuy » 2010.04.20 (20:42)

The pic frets posted is very cute, but then I googled her and she's not thaaat cute.
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Postby aids » 2010.04.20 (22:59)

Nothing less than <3 from me. Guess why?

A) She's gorgeous.
B) She's a decent actress.
C) She's in a band with M. Ward, and they're not that bad.
D) She's married to Ben Gibbard, who's my idol.
E) All of the above.
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Postby otters » 2010.04.21 (00:48)

Pheidippides wrote:
a happy song wrote:She's not very photogenic statically, watch her in motion though and she's very /very/ cute.
I would argue that most people are like this (though the cute part, of course, varies with the subject). Smiling/posing for a photo can be pretty unnatural, so even very attractive people are rarely as photogenic as you would expect them to be.
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Postby Pheidippides » 2010.04.21 (01:08)

ǝʎn1ɔuı wrote:And that's why I hate Facebook. Well, part of the reason.
Yeah, my profile picture was taken almost immediately after a cross country race, when I was tired to the point where my smile couldn't look anything other than natural. Maybe if I'd run a 5k immediately before my senior yearbook photo, it would've come out better. -_-
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Postby otters » 2010.04.21 (01:22)

Pheidippides wrote:
ǝʎn1ɔuı wrote:And that's why I hate Facebook. Well, part of the reason.
Yeah, my profile picture was taken almost immediately after a cross country race, when I was tired to the point where my smile couldn't look anything other than natural. Maybe if I'd run a 5k immediately before my senior yearbook photo, it would've come out better. -_-
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.04.21 (01:34)

Yahoozy wrote:Ugh.
Thank you.

Most notable observations:
  • she's goofy
  • she's not unattractive
  • she would give a nerd the time of day
There are plenty of girls with some combination of 2 of these qualities, but Zooey has all three. Unsurprisingly, this means that the main demographic obsessed with Zooey are young, socially challenged males. I've known plenty of girls I'd consider far more attractive than Zooey, and I've seen stage props with better acting skills.

Regarding her attractiveness, I simply don't see it. I never have. There's a simple, two word phrase to describe someone who looks like Zooey, and that is Plain Jane. She's even worse off in terms of sex appeal: this photo makes me shudder every time I look at it.
Of course, I'm also of the school that practically anyone can look attractive if they put enough effort into it. This means that Zooey, just like practically anybody else, can make a better impression when she needs to, despite normally choosing to look like a fucking clown.

I don't like her singing. I haven't really heard her sing in a way that lets her voice carry or show any degree of passion or emotion. She's been inexplicably praised for her "deadpan" acting style as though it was intentional, and as though she was capable of / has ever showed any other kind personality (or total lack thereof) in front of the camera. In person, she's aloof and distant, and I'd wager not particularly intelligent.
But she gets all this attention for some reason. It's baffling to me.

Like that Mythbusters chick. She's not that attractive, people. Not even close.
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