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Postby Universezero » 2010.07.26 (08:20)

Why the hell does everyone think I'm insane all of a sudden? Or is that just Suki blowing things out of proportion again?
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Postby squibbles » 2010.07.26 (11:00)

Universezero wrote:Why the hell does everyone think I'm insane all of a sudden? Or is that just Suki blowing things out of proportion again?
It's hard to say for sure, but it may have been that picture of you wearing the mask of an insane murderer, whilst wielding two knives.
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I totally just read that as, "I'd hate to be the only black guy stuck using v1.4."
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.07.26 (13:04)

Universezero wrote:Why the hell does everyone think I'm insane all of a sudden? Or is that just Suki blowing things out of proportion again?
Wearing a mask and holding 2 knives is perfectly normal. Especially if you do it in front of little kids.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.07.26 (14:46)

Universezero wrote:Why the hell does everyone think I'm insane all of a sudden? Or is that just Suki blowing things out of proportion again?
you are a fucking lunatic, is all.
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Postby Tanner » 2010.07.26 (19:26)

smartalco wrote:On the occasion that I am around my friends that drink when they are drinking, I think I end up having more fun laughing at their drunken shenanigans then I would have fun by drinking and joining them.
There are a few things that are more fun to watch than they are to do. Getting kicked in the crotch. Moving to Winnipeg. Sliding down a very old, rusty slide. The vast majority of things, however, are always more fun to do than to watch and that includes drinking alcohol.
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Postby Universezero » 2010.07.27 (00:22)

SlappyMcGee wrote:you are a fucking lunatic, is all.
Jimi Hendrix wrote:You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.07.27 (01:07)

Universezero wrote:
SlappyMcGee wrote:you are a fucking lunatic, is all.
Jimi Hendrix wrote:You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.
Jimi Hendrix Crazy:
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UniverseZero Crazy:
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Postby origami_alligator » 2010.07.27 (03:52)

Hendrix: Respect +37
UniverseZero: Charisma -183
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Postby Geti » 2010.07.27 (04:32)

Kablizzy wrote:I was a whiny fucking teenager
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hairscapades wrote:Sliding down a very old, rusty slide.
AAAAAAAAHHHH YOU'D GET BITS OF SLIDE ALL IN YOUR LEGS AND ASS AND RIPPED AND TETANUS AND OH GOD
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Postby chocollama » 2010.07.27 (12:58)

EDIT: I am sorry. Bye, guys. :(
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Postby origami_alligator » 2010.07.27 (15:52)

chocollama wrote:rusty slide = ripped ass?!?! *(&$#$&^$^*%^&())))))%$#$#&^!
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Postby Universezero » 2010.07.27 (21:12)

Manus Australis wrote:Hendrix: Respect +37
UniverseZero: Charisma -183
I had charisma?
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Postby squibbles » 2010.07.27 (21:27)

Universezero wrote:
Manus Australis wrote:Hendrix: Respect +37
UniverseZero: Charisma -183
I had charisma?
You assume that it's minus, not negative.
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Tsukatu wrote:I don't know what it is, squibbles, but my brain keeps inserting "black" into random parts of your posts these days.
I totally just read that as, "I'd hate to be the only black guy stuck using v1.4."
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.07.27 (21:56)

UniverseZero, that number was the value, not the amount by which it changed.
Although I don't know why you got such a high increase up to -183.
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Postby origami_alligator » 2010.07.28 (18:36)

Universezero wrote:
Manus Australis wrote:Hendrix: Respect +37
UniverseZero: Charisma -183
I had charisma?
everyone has charisma, you just lost yours is all.

edit: although after reviewing the previous posts, I can see that we already had a charisma score for you which was less than what I proposed. Hm. Maybe being Rorschach is a good thing in your case?
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Postby Tanner » 2010.07.28 (20:00)

Maybe you shouldn't be using it as your dump stat.
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Postby Universezero » 2010.07.30 (11:39)

I have charisma... just not on the internet, y'know? I've been told that my face is the most charismatic part of my personality... and I'm hoping that's a good thing.
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Postby otters » 2010.07.30 (17:19)

Universezero wrote:I have charisma... just not on the internet, y'know? I've been told that my face is the most charismatic part of my personality... and I'm hoping that's a good thing.
Pity you constantly cover it with a creepy homemade mask, then.
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Postby yungerkid » 2010.08.02 (05:50)

Guys, let's not make fun of him. This is a thread for help and support, and we're probably just going to make him go and put on his weird creepy mask again and mess around with knives, as a way to cope with our making fun of him. Let's be kind.

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Postby otters~1 » 2010.08.02 (05:57)

yungerkid wrote:and we're probably just going to make him go and put on his weird creepy mask again
This is a very, very, very good point. No one wants this.
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Postby Universezero » 2010.08.02 (07:58)

SBD wrote:
yungerkid wrote:and we're probably just going to make him go and put on his weird creepy mask again
This is a very, very, very good point. No one wants this.
Why doesn't anyone like my mask? ;_; I spent a whole weekend making it. And it's not as if I actually mess around with knives for fun. Burning stuff is fun, but no knives.
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Postby chocollama » 2010.08.02 (13:03)

the mask is pretty cool imo. the only thing that we have to worry about is when he snaps and has the mask on, but until then we're all fine.
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Postby Donfuy » 2010.08.02 (16:33)

Universezero wrote:Why doesn't anyone like my mask? ;_; I spent a whole weekend making it. And it's not as if I actually mess around with knives for fun. Burning stuff is fun, but no knives.
you only mask yourself as rorsachs when you're angry. i don't think it's a good idea to grab knives when you're in that state.
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Postby yungerkid » 2010.08.02 (17:44)

For the record, u_z, I for one am totally cool with your wearing your mask. Whatever floats your boat. It doesn't make you a creepy person, either. We're just making a big deal out of it because it's unusual.

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Postby chocollama » 2010.08.02 (19:28)

SlappyMcGee wrote:UniverseZero Crazy:
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