Although he may not personally have recognized it, that was actually the *best* movie ever made.ＭＡＸＸＸＯＮ wrote:Kablizzy seems to be really good at "worst" things. Wasn't he the one who brought Turkish Star Wars into the worst movie thread?
Worst gift you ever got
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the dusk the dawn the earth the sea
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An Orange.
No I'm dead serious.
No I'm dead serious.
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Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.
As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.
Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.
Yanni- If it's glad, it's not rape.
Tsukatu- I refuse to use throw-away bags for such a frequent purpose as buying groceries. Instead, I've collected the hair of my two pet dogs and have woven them together into an all-natural, 100% environmentally friendly bag that I bring with me everywhere. And when I buy products that come in glass and plastic containers, I track down the company that packages them and ship back their containers so that they don't take up space in landfills.
Yeah, I use plastic.
Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!
Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY
Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.
KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.
Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee
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[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz 
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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Back when I worked at Staples, I once got a massive organic orange as a tip for helping a customer carry a file cabinet to his car.Zephyr wrote:An Orange.
No I'm dead serious.
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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I would appreciate that tip. It would be nice to eat on your break.T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:Back when I worked at Staples, I once got a massive organic orange as a tip for helping a customer carry a file cabinet to his car.
'rret donc d'niaser 'vec mon sirop d'erable, calis, si j't'r'vois icitte j'pellerais la police, tu l'veras l'criss de poutine de cul t'auras en prison, tabarnak
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A woman at the hotel gave me a bottle of grapefruit Perrier. It was terrible.hairscapades wrote:I would appreciate that tip. It would be nice to eat on your break.T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:Back when I worked at Staples, I once got a massive organic orange as a tip for helping a customer carry a file cabinet to his car.
Loathes
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I appreciated that tip. It was nice to eat on my break.hairscapades wrote:I would appreciate that tip. It would be nice to eat on your break.T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:Back when I worked at Staples, I once got a massive organic orange as a tip for helping a customer carry a file cabinet to his car.
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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Double-Post!
I promised a picture of a hideous shirt, and I shall now deliver.
I promised a picture of a hideous shirt, and I shall now deliver.
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[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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Oh man, that's horrible. Looks like something out of a 80s techno-movie, like Videodrone
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I would wear the balls out of this.T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:Double-Post!
I promised a picture of a hideous shirt, and I shall now deliver.
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I got a dick in a box.
Tycho: "I don't know why people ever, ever try to stop nerds from doing things. It's really the most incredible waste of time."
Adam Savage: "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
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I think I was 4 or 5.
I unwrapped a gift at Christmas and it was a Quaker Oatmeal box.
I was so excited that I got oatmeal.
I opened it up and it was full of pajamas.
I was disappointed.
I later though those pajamas were really cool but that's beside the point.
I unwrapped a gift at Christmas and it was a Quaker Oatmeal box.
I was so excited that I got oatmeal.
I opened it up and it was full of pajamas.
I was disappointed.
I later though those pajamas were really cool but that's beside the point.
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<Kaglaxyclax> >>> southpaw has earned the achievement "Heartbreaker".
Promoted to the rank of Ultimate Four by LittleViking
[15:34] <Brttrx> ADDICTION IS GOOD, MR BAD INFLUENCE
[20:05] <southpaw> 8:05pm, Wednesday, 29 April, 2009, southpaw completed N.
[22:49] <makinero> is it orange-orange-gold yellow gold silverthread forest urban chic orange-gold?
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Yes.SłappyMcGee wrote:I would wear the balls out of this.T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:Double-Post!
I promised a picture of a hideous shirt, and I shall now deliver.
Also:
Oatmeal? Seriously? Quaker oatmeal is fucking nasty.Manus Australis wrote:I think I was 4 or 5.
I unwrapped a gift at Christmas and it was a Quaker Oatmeal box.
I was so excited that I got oatmeal.
I opened it up and it was full of pajamas.
I was disappointed.
I later though those pajamas were really cool but that's beside the point.
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When you're 4 or 5, most kids think Quaker Oats is awesome.
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