Effort, dedication, knowledge, and time. Lots of time
I know that the chances of me (I'm 14 btw) accomplishing this are pretty much one in a google... in short, it ain't gonna happen.
However, I didn't want to give up completely, so I took a different route... Comics.
And so, I present to you:

Basically, it's a comic about N; (supposibly) humourous, a bit gory, and with a few little swears to lighten up the mood, a bunch of random little stories for you to enjoy.
Updates will come around possibly 1-3 times a week, or maybe less. Depends how lazy I feel.
You can suggest ideas, give advice, or even ask to make a comic collab. Just post in a comment (or PM me, which I'd prefer for comic suggestions or the collab thing).
Enjoy guys!!
Here's the first one that started it all:

Second, presenting the 'art' side of it (and if one of the moderators thinks this type of swearing is 'too direct', then just let me know and I'll tone it down)

Third, presenting 'N humour':

Fourth, a bit of gore:

And to directly start the series, showing what 'gore' can mean:
