Projectiles!

[Cerberus]

Throw/shoot/cast/etc something at the next poster and dodge/block/throw/etc something to defend yourself in interesting ways.

example:
p1: *shoots an mp5 at the next poster*
p2: "I'm a wizard and I cast level 5 shield and your bullets disintegrate! I cast level 10 lightning on the next poster!"
p3: "I sidestep and you miss! I throw a toaster at the next poster!"

etc.

I throw conjoined twins at the next poster!

[blackson]

I split them up in mid air, using only the most sophisticated advances in modern medicine. I then adopt them to be my own, and grow them up in a very abusive childhood environment, and slowly forcing them into depression. I then hold a fight to the death to determine the most supreme one. I lure this child into a back alley and murder him with a barrage of pencils.

I throw a rock.

[MattKestrel]

I catch it with my super reflexes and crush it in my hand, Jet-Li style.

I then throw myself at the next person!

[bhz]

I have ninja skills and kick the rock at the next person.

[fingersonthefrets]

I catch it with my super reflexes and crush it in my hand, Jet-Li style.

I then throw myself at the next person!

using my MAD CHEF SKILLZ i slice and dice you in mid air with a massive steak knife.

I throw a black hole (because that's so obviously possible)

[MattKestrel]

I swallow the black hole, um, whole. Because Im just that awesome.

I throw my laptop at the next person.

[Pikman]

I catch the laptop and use it for my own. I then create a virus that corrupts the data and crashes the computer making it unusable. I then throw the laptop at the next poster.

[Eiturlyf]

I steal your laptop.
I throw a massive dildo at the next poster.

[MattKestrel]

The next poster happens to be Graham Norton. Damn, that backfired.

I throw Graham Norton at the next poster.

[wumbla]

you couldn't throw him far enough to hit me.

Picks up random babie and throws him/her to the next poster

[Riobe]

Ow? I take to the adoption center, said I found it in the streets.

I throw a

Spoiler

at the next person.

[MattKestrel]

Riobe uses Spoiler attack!

It has no effect

GTM uses Rock Throw!

[deltainferno]

it doesnt affect delta inferno,

delta inferno uses hyper beam!

[MattKestrel]

GTM is Ghost Type... it has no effect

GTM throws raticate at the next poster.

[deltainferno]

delta inferno USES TRANSFORM (DITTO FTW) into a raticate, we get married and have a swarm of ratatta babies,

delta inferno then sends his swarm at the next poster

[wumbla]

puts a bunch of mouse traps with cheese,

Commands Zombie to the next poster

[notsteve]

Defects zombie with toaster, and he goes off in the wrong direction.
throws a shoe at the next poster, to hit him in the shin.

[wumbla]

just came back from soccer practice and hits my shin gaurd, it has no effect

sends bold font to the next poster

[Yoshimo]

I nullify bold font with italic font.



I throw a scythe at the next person, aiming at their left arm.

[rambo5252]

side steps so it hits right arm and shouts "ha you missed my let arm"

throws right arm at next person

[wumbla]

"hey, I need one of those"

Catches then unequips left arm then equipes right arm

throws left arm and the next poster

[rambo5252]

catches *epuips* hey look i have to left feet now

throws right foot

[sheganican]

catches and eats right foot
that was discusting!

builds a Mr. T robot and unleashes its prowess upon the next poster... and Tokyo.

[rambo5252]

wait what did you throw, throws the MR.t thing at next poster

[sheganican]

shoots estrogen into the Mr. T to make it a Mrs. T and goes to make me a sammich.

pays Jim Carry to throw a rock at you.