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Postby Universezero » 2010.10.10 (08:37)

I... I have no explanation for this. It's one of the most disturbing collections of people I've ever seen. Their beliefs are distorted beyond belief. I was reading the following thread, which made I'm sure raised my blood pressure:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51266

Is this kind of faith okay? I'm not sure it is, simply because of the destructive ideals these people have (eg, "God Hates Denmark").
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.10.10 (09:18)

You realize this is a satirical website?
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Postby Scrivener » 2010.10.10 (16:04)

Once the guy started talking about how you would go to hell if you don't eat at mcdonalds...
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Postby a happy song » 2010.10.10 (16:56)

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Postby Universezero » 2010.10.11 (03:49)

a happy song wrote:
T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:You realize this is a satirical website?
This.
That is seriously relieving news.
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Postby Amadeus » 2010.10.11 (04:20)

I wasn't completely convinced it was satirical until I came across the part about playing "catch a nigra and make him wet himself"
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Postby scythe » 2010.10.11 (04:35)

Poe's law.
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Postby Universezero » 2010.10.11 (08:00)

scythe wrote:Poe's law.
That law is very relevant. The funny thing is that there'll be one guy there among the phonies that actually is super-Christian.

On the whole, though, I think this place still annoys me; similar to the way that 4Chan does. It's just full of trolls, literally and figuratively praying for people to come along and hate on them, just so they can sit there and laugh.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.10.11 (08:35)

Universezero wrote:
scythe wrote:Poe's law.
That law is very relevant. The funny thing is that there'll be one guy there among the phonies that actually is super-Christian.

On the whole, though, I think this place still annoys me; similar to the way that 4Chan does. It's just full of trolls, literally and figuratively praying for people to come along and hate on them, just so they can sit there and laugh.
If someone hasn't coined the term Troll Pit to describe such a place...
...well then I guess I'm the first. (Wikipedia me! Internet Fame, here I come!)
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.10.11 (09:39)

I sure do appreciate being compared to a fanatic.
I'll assume you meant well and intended to contrast my views with fanaticism, rather than implying I have directly contrary, fanatic views.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.10.11 (12:54)

T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:I sure do appreciate being compared to a fanatic.
I'll assume you meant well and intended to contrast my views with fanaticism, rather than implying I have directly contrary, fanatic views.
I know which one I think he meant!
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Postby Heartattack » 2010.10.11 (14:18)

I think there was a thread about this in the old forums? Either way I've known about this site for quite awhile and it never ceases to amuse me. Trolling isn't necessarily always a bad thing, as long as it's done it the right places and it's at least a little humorous.
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Postby Kablizzy » 2010.10.11 (19:15)

Heartattack wrote:I think there was a thread about this in the old forums? Either way I've known about this site for quite awhile and it never ceases to amuse me. Trolling isn't necessarily always a bad thing, as long as it's done it the right places and it's at least a little humorous.
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Postby blackson » 2010.10.11 (19:30)

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