Projectiles!

[rambo5252]

ha missed

pays roger clemins to throw a baseball at you

[sheganican]

Roger Clemins miraculously gains 30,000 pounds and is simply too fat to throw a baseball at me.

Mrs. T returns with my sammich and its much too spicey for me. i spew fire in your direction.

[rambo5252]

huge roger clemins is in the way

i throw a ninja at you

[sheganican]

the ninja nocks me over.
hey what'd you do that for?

i diss you in front of the whole school, forcing you to sit at the nerd lunch table.

[rambo5252]

ha to late already sit there

beats you up *ha now you got beet up by a nerd*

[Yoshimo]

I make you feel bad for beating up your own kind.


Casts Ragnorok(?) from golden sun.(Giant energy sword thing that falls from the sky and makes explodey things)

[rambo5252]

what im not a nerd i sit there cause they give me answers to homework and stuff, anyway roger clemins still blockz everything

throws roger clemins at you cause hes impossible to dodge cause hes so big!

[Yoshimo]

He's so big you can't throw him.

Chucks a barrage of knifes at you going 24 knifes per second for 8 seconds.

[rambo5252]

wait whaaaaa? omg ducks

uses super strenth and throws roger clemins

[Yoshimo]

Chops him in half using scythe, passing right between to chunks.

Uses Titans arm to double velocity of throw and hurls ninja stars at you(50kpm)

[rambo5252]

omg idk metrics (US ROX!) ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm omg ducks again

throws ninja stars 300mph

[sheganican]

my body fuses with steel and your weak ninja stars bounce off harmlessly.

I put you in a pot of boiling water and prepare to cook you into my soup.

[rambo5252]

omg hot! gets massiev boner that puts a hole in the pot and i escape (lol hot pun)

uses blowtourch to melt you

[Yoshimo]

Uses cryokinesis to nullify the fire.

Uses cryokinesis to hurl a ball of cold energy at you. It will freeze you if it hits.

[notsteve]

you miss.

I throw a large box of donuts at next guy. they are potentially irresistible.

[Yoshimo]

I decide to eat the donuts.

I chuck (half lob) a photon charge bomb , which will detonate and have something random happen.

[MattKestrel]

The bomb detonates and gives me £100. Nice one.

I throw money at the next poster.

[Yoshimo]

I catch money and buy a monkey. What a waste.

I shoot a big glob of jelly-like stuff. It can't be eaten.

[jackass]

i can eat anything - including jelly globs!

it turns out i cant and regurgitate it at the next poster

[toasters]

I use the Force to deflect them and then fire toast infused with the power of the dark side at the next poster

[fingersonthefrets]

i eat it. the dark side tastes good.

I throw my ego at the next person

try and stop it

TRY.

[rambo5252]

mmmmm i love ego waffles.....

i throw the world at you

[Yoshimo]

I use a parodox to make it so it can't hit me. (It goes half the way, another half, and another infinate halves)

BAHAHA!!!

Throws Ragnarok, Holy Sword of Fire

[rambo5252]

holy shit what is with you people and your crazy ass weapons? does backflip kick and kicks it away)

reverses the paradox so the world is coming at and i used the "fcant use paradoxes on the world" spell on it

[Yoshimo]

Uses go-go-gadget helicopter to dodge it.

Uses mace pepper spray.