Projectiles!

[lookatthisisgoodatn]

Conjures shield to block pepper spray.
Belches, farts, sneezes, hiccups and breathes on the next poster all at the same time.

[sheganican]

You transform into lindsey lohan making your breath, belches, farts, and sneezes worth millions of dollars. the hiccups have no effect, and i now have millions of dollars. ha.

I use my ninja prowess to redirect lindsey lohans hiccup at the next poster. upon contact, you will disinigrate.

[toasters]

After disintegrating into infinitely small pieces, I squeeze through subatomic imperfections in the fabric of the universe and end up in another dimension, from which I return with SAMURAI JACK to fling at the next poster.

[lookatthisisgoodatn]

Blocks with Genji Shield and counterattacks with a sword slash. Attacks the previous poster.
Throws a shuriken at the next poster with 99% accuracy.
(Yes, I am addicted to Final Fantasy.)

[sheganican]

i absorb the power of the shurikan and use it to launch a george bush at the next poster.

[MattKestrel]

A George Bush? I use weedkiller and it turns into a George Shrub.

I throw The Arbiter at the next poster.

[sheganican]

haha.

I catch the Arbiter in my hands and it turns into a fierce demonic dragon capable of mutilating many a peasant. the dragon hands me a rifle which i use to shoot the next poster.

[MattKestrel]

I ignore the last post and throw a cat at the niext poster :)

[sheganican]

that was mean.

i release the cat out into the wilderness where it belongs.

cat returns three days later with an elephant and i throw it at you.

[MattKestrel]

Whilst you decide whether to throw the cat or the elephant, the elephant crushes you under its weight, I throw another Raticate at you.

[lookatthisisgoodatn]

Nobody's throwing anything at me. Now's my chance!
*Casts Ultima on everyone (Ultima is from Final Fantasy.) and then decimates them with a Supernova!!!*
Top THAT, suckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sheganican]

i use mind control on god and he smites you.

[Yoshimo]

Uses safeguard to block attack.

Throws are chainsaw at you.

[sheganican]

i side-step and it cuts my hedges perfectly. Thank you!

i throw my perfect hedges at you. if they hit you, you will feel slight discomfort in the form of pokey branches.

[lookatthisisgoodatn]

Shoots the next poster with a sniper rifle in the groin. While you're all wondering who fired, I shoot the previous one in the groin. I don't believe in God, so I am immune to his 'smiting'.
PWNED!

[rambo5252]

ha ha ha im wearing a cup so the bullet reflects back at you

[bhz]

It misses me. I throw myself at the nest poster.

[sheganican]

i dont swing that way. too bad. i throw bhz at next poster.

[Yoshimo]

Uses the force to stop bhz.

Gets bored and yawns at the next person.

[lookatthisisgoodatn]

P.U.! Bad breath!!!
Throws a feather at the next poster.
*Watches as everyone tries to get the next post*

[wumbla]

...

throws nicky to the next poster

[Tapp]

Gets ubercharged, it bounces off.
I throw a shoe at the next poster.

[notsteve]

you miss. and you copied mine.

i throw an elephant at the next poster

[lookatthisisgoodatn]

I slash the next poster in the back with a sword 3 times. You couldn't throw an elephant, anyway.

[Zephyr]

No, you slashed the decoy.
I throw a stapler at the next poster