Corrupt a Wish

[Pixon]

Granted. Your wish comes true and you move to Japan, wanted to make something out of yourself there. Unfortunately, it happens to be the exact day that Guiron defeats Gamera and wreaks havoc across Japan, killing everyone except for you, leaving you with no one to talk to in Japanese.

I wish I had wings.

[Universezero]

Granted. You get sucked into an jet engine.

I wish I was a jet.

[mediate]

Granted. Your entire rear is destroyed by some winged person getting sucked into your engine and blowing it up, thus you crash.

I wish I had a machine gun right now.

[Brainwasher]

Granted, but you don't have bullets.

I wish paychecks didn't take so long to get to me.

[Leonidas]

Granted, but they began to come so quickly that they overwhelmed you and you became extremely rich and got shot by a jealous person.

I wish I could grow a retractable tail whenever I feel like it

[DraxoBox]

Granted, it gets sucked up your ass.

I wish I was a better troller.

[Universezero]

Granted, but you get hunted down by anonymous and lynched for your crimes against humanity.

I wish swag fags would all kill themselves.

[DraxoBox]

Granted, now there's no one left on earth.

I wish that my wish is uncorruptable.

[Leonidas]

Granted. The end. Game's over.

I wish UZ would reply to this with a picture of blueberry pie.

[Universezero]

Granted.

I wish the USSR would reform.

[Blue_rocks]

Granted, but the USSR makes a bomb bigger than Tsar Bomba and blows up the internet.



I wish I could see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.