Cookie dough & tapeworms..

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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2008.11.15 (07:41)

Techno wrote:It's okay if you get a tapeworm. If you do get one, a solution, I will provide you:
1.) Do not eat anything for as long as you can; the longer, the faster the result.
2.) Lie down flat on your stomach.
3.) Have someone fetch you a bowl of milk.
4.) Place bowl near mouth.
5.) Wait for worm to come out.
6.) Once the worm(s) has(have) revealed themselves, gently grab them and slowly pull them out.

Fin. I hope this helped.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2008.11.15 (08:54)

Riobe wrote:
Techno wrote:It's okay if you get a tapeworm. If you do get one, a solution, I will provide you:
1.) Do not eat anything for as long as you can; the longer, the faster the result.
2.) Lie down flat on your stomach.
3.) Have someone fetch you a bowl of milk.
4.) Place bowl near mouth.
5.) Wait for worm to come out.
6.) Once the worm(s) has(have) revealed themselves, gently grab them and slowly pull them out.

Fin. I hope this helped.
That. Is. Disgusting. I didn't know that you had to take it out through your mouth. Are there other ways to do this?

*Checks google*

Oh god. I regret searching that.
It actually works better if you put the bowl near the, er, other end.
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Postby Topo » 2008.11.15 (14:46)

By all that is holy!/!?!

That is amazingly disgusting. I think I'd go with the prescription solution.
But maybe I'll cut back on the cookie dough just in case...
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2008.11.15 (14:53)

Riobe wrote:
Techno wrote:Oh god. I regret searching that.
OH GOD

I just saw many things I would rather not have seen by image searching tapeworms.
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Postby Radium » 2008.11.15 (17:35)

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Postby yungerkid » 2008.11.15 (17:44)

O.o.O

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Postby Eiturlyf » 2008.11.17 (14:53)

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