Everything can injure you.

Postby **Brainwasher** » 2008.11.18 (04:25)

A baby chews the sides, making them sharp. You go to pick up something on the other side, and scrape your arm. Unfortunately, you have hemophelia, so you bleed to death.

This post.

http://nmaps.net/user/beethoveN · Postby **beethoveN** » 2008.11.18 (04:40)

I'm sick with a intense cough and laughed near to suffocation and then coughed a little last bit of air out and died.

http://nmaps.net/user/Riobe · Postby **Riobe** » 2008.11.18 (06:48)

Okay.

Letters.

http://nmaps.net/user/jackass77 · Postby **jackass** » 2008.11.18 (12:41)

Letters formed into a swear word like F**K ... they could damage you inside; :(

Okay ... I killer mutant that kills everything in they world and is unstopable ... even other killer mutants cant stop eachother. how does that hurt you?

http://nmaps.net/user/beethoveN · Postby **beethoveN** » 2008.11.18 (17:25)

it farts on you.

candy cane (don't do stuck in eye)

http://nmaps.net/user/Izzy · Postby **Izzy** » 2008.11.18 (17:28)

Stuck in the throat.

Blue.

Postby **Brainwasher** » 2008.11.18 (20:13)

You feel that way, so you inflict self-harm.

DVDs

http://nmaps.net/user/rambo5252 · Postby **rambo5252** » 2008.11.18 (20:25)

when inserting into disk drive your finger gets stuck, then it closes breaking your finger off so you jump up really fast making all the blood drain from your head and you pass out making your finger keep bleeding until you die cause u cant get help

Itunes

http://nmaps.net/user/beethoveN · Postby **beethoveN** » 2008.11.18 (20:27)

you slip. stick out hand to stop yourself from crashing. it breaks cd's. cuts major wrist blood vein.

obama

http://nmaps.net/user/wumbla · Postby **wumbla** » 2008.11.18 (23:59)

you go to his swear in and a murder attempt happens and you get killed in the process.

12

http://nmaps.net/user/%5D%7BNO3 · Postby **//Zander** » 2008.11.19 (00:46)

12:00 on a full moon, werewolves com and rip your face off with their claws...

Taj Mahal... I think thats's spelled right

http://nmaps.net/user/wumbla · Postby **wumbla** » 2008.11.19 (04:16)

It is, when you are touring inside it when it suddenly crashes down and kills you

The great wall of CHINA!!

http://nmaps.net/user/Riobe · Postby **Riobe** » 2008.11.19 (06:05)

You try to break it down, and you get massacred by the Chinese.

Blank.

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2008.11.19 (13:15)

Nobody knows what you're talking about and they go insane just trying to figure it out.
Umm... The characters from the game 'Disgaea'.

Postby **Pikman** » 2008.11.20 (21:41)

Etna thinks you're a monster and commands the Prinnies to beat you up.

Google ads.

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2008.11.20 (21:49)

You played that before?
Anyway, all the pop-ups make you go crazy.
A booger. If I've said that, I change it to a face fart.

http://nmaps.net/user/wumbla · Postby **wumbla** » 2008.11.21 (03:11)

booger, you eat it then you get beat up.

yellow

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2008.11.21 (14:08)

Somebody's skin colour, they look like a Simpson. They are known for being yellow and are constantly teased about it.
An ion cannon.

Postby **Rule** » 2008.11.23 (18:10)

Well, if you are in Australia, which have nothing to do with this entire story. And an Ion cannon shoots to China. The vibrations might cause the earth underneath you to shake. Then, but only if your shoes are untied, you can fall. Then you get up because nothing happened. But after walking through your loved town, a overhanging tree finally collapses killing that man with two dogs, a kid and a wife. And a bird in a cage, but that one is not so interesting as the others. Anyway, after that happens you try to help and so you call an ambulance. Which then hurries to the place where the accident happens. Coming there two minutes later then they expected because they missed the road leading to the accident.
You think they don't show up and walk on the road. And then the ambulance almost hits you and crashes. Then you call another ambulance and the whole story repeats itself. Only this time you are on the side of the road. But the ambulance driver is drunk and it hits you.

And that's how an ion cannon can kill you.

The color blue

http://nmaps.net/user/isaacx · Postby **isaacx** » 2008.11.23 (23:32)

i'm allergic to blue

God

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2008.11.24 (14:09)

He smites you.
An unarmed ninja.

Postby **Rule** » 2008.11.24 (19:13)

an unarmed ninja still has a lot of skill and is lightning fast. So this should not be a big problem right? Well, it depends on it. What if you have like a mini gun on hand. Because you went fishing. Never fish without a mini gun people, remember that. Anyway, then it would be a lot harder for the ninja to kill you. So, how would he do it? He could always use his shurikens. Those are those stars they throw. But, since you are in the wood in south Africa, that would not help much either. His sword then? No, it is a close range weapon, so you could easily blow him to smithereens. Wait did I not mention he was lightning fast? Yeah, I actually did! Well, because he is so fast, he could probably outrun your mini gun. Then suddenly show up behind you and snap your neck. Or other things if he wants to.

And that's how an unarmed ninja can kill you.

A little 5 year old boy

http://nmaps.net/user/isaacx · Postby **isaacx** » 2008.11.25 (17:36)

poopy, enough said

yourself

Postby **Rule** » 2008.11.25 (17:39)

I don't have the energy to make an entire story again, so I'll just keep it short.

Just jump of a building because you are mentally challenged. (NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE)

Postby **Xious** » 2008.11.25 (19:15)

U forgot to post another item, so i'll do it.

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