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consequently, if you could pause and unpause time whenever you wanted, dare i ask, how would you take advantage of that?
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anyway, if i had forever to do something, anything, i'd just plain not do it. i would take advantage of the opportunity and continue building my mind up. it would be an opportunity of literally infinite potential.
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BELLA parks her car and enters the school.
EDWARD: "Hello, Bella. I am very awkward, and I am a vampire."
Freeze frame: the text "protagonist, and also a vampire" appears, and an arrow pointing from the text to EDWARD blinks a few times.
BELLA: "I am infatuated with you." (she turns to the camera) "I am unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I am infatuated with you, too, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Let's be awkward together." (she turns to the camera) "I am still unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I completely agree, and I am very clearly a vampire."
(EDWARD does vampirey things.)
BELLA: "Thank you for saving my life."
EDWARD: "No problem, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is not human."
EDWARD: "I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Are you a superhero?"
EDWARD: "No, I am a vampire."
BELLA: "What are you then?"
EDWARD: "I am not the good guy; I am the bad guy." (he turns to the camera) "That was a lie. I am very much the good guy." (he turns back to Bella) "Specifically, I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is a vampire."
JACOB: "Hello, Bella, and I am very clearly a werewolf. Look at my wacky canines."
BELLA: "What do you have against Edward, anyway?"
JACOB: "I am a werewolf."
BELLA: "I am convinced that you are a normal human being."
JACOB: "Everyone in my tribe is a werewolf. I am in my tribe; I am also a werewolf. We are all werewolves."
BELLA: "I have no reason to believe that you are more than human."
And what exactly is Bella's problem? Why does she fall head-over-heels with an anti-social, almost preternaturally awkward, whiny, mascara-wearing emo cunt?
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Deathconsciousness: "Deism is closer to atheism than theism."
Demonz: "Oh? How's that?"
Deathconsciousness: "Well, deism is the belief that there's a-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Sorry, you were saying?"
Deathconsciousness: "...a being that created the uni-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Please continue."
Deathconsciousness: "Are you going to let me finish this time?"
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Deathconsciousness: (startled) "What was that?"
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Deathconsciousness: "..."
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a lack of belief is still a belief that something in itself is lacking. please dont be arrogant.
What the jesus balls are you talking about?
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Just boobs?LittleViking wrote:I would probably use it to touch boobs. Yes, touching boobs is what I would use it for.
C'mon man, go big or go home. ;D










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ah hah ha ha..LittleViking wrote:I would probably use it to touch boobs. Yes, touching boobs is what I would use it for.
wow..
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If I could...pause and unpause time? Ohohohoho. Ever seen the movie Click? Yeah, I'd do some stuff like that. Even more.

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I thought you were... a girl... >|<LittleViking wrote:I would probably use it to touch boobs. Yes, touching boobs is what I would use it for.
I would be everywhere at all times important. I procrastinate, so I would have limitless time for everything. Stopping time would be usefull for magic tricks.

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Girls touch boobs all the time.Brainwasher wrote:I thought you were... a girl... >|<LittleViking wrote:I would probably use it to touch boobs. Yes, touching boobs is what I would use it for.

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Some boobs are big, actually.TribulatioN wrote:Just boobs?LittleViking wrote:I would probably use it to touch boobs. Yes, touching boobs is what I would use it for.
C'mon man, go big or go home. ;D

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Hah, you got me there.LittleViking wrote:Some boobs are big, actually.TribulatioN wrote:Just boobs?LittleViking wrote:I would probably use it to touch boobs. Yes, touching boobs is what I would use it for.
C'mon man, go big or go home. ;D
But with all seriousness, I'd probably go and do something incredibly stupid, like sneak into the stock exchange, and pull the plug on the mainframe.
Or, I'd go and walk myself into a middle of a hurricane.










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I know, right?LittleViking wrote:I would probably use it to touch boobs. Yes, touching boobs is what I would use it for.
Though realistically, I wouldn't use that power at all. Once I paused time I would be stuck there forever.
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how paradoxical! Living forever sucks you know, but my answer to your question would probably involve a cycle of procrastination and getting things done.blue_tetris wrote:I certainly would never miss out on any opportunities. I'd get extra sleep when needed, prepare some of my more important sentences, and plan a little more in advance. Basically, I'd seem even more spontaneous than I already am by turning my more lagging periods of mental planning into rapid-fire actions.
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also id pause time to stare at stuff longer....if you no what i mean.
also i would set stuff up and then play and people would be like WTF?!!?!

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wait, reserve time? who do you think you are, Moses?rambo5252 wrote:id never do it, but could you reverse time?
also id pause time to stare at stuff longer....if you no what i mean.
also i would set stuff up and then play and people would be like WTF?!!?!
i'd probably do that, and pull pranks, and show off, and cheat, and steal (very small, though, as the guilt would kill me) and get out of trouble, and stuff.
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i wouldn't even consider morality. it's called advancement. you build up your mind until you're near perfect, then kill yourself and prepare for an afterlife. what would you gain from doing anything sexual or silly? i don't think you would really do those things...
oh and by the way, this thread is about whether you would solve your problem immediately or whether you would procrastinate, not about how you would choose to spend an eternity if you had one.
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If only. No more regrets, no more remorse, no more reminiscence, no more nostalgia.rambo5252 wrote:id never do it, but could you reverse time?
Oh and no more wasting memory space on your Hard Drive to record shows, we can rewind back to the time and watch them! Hooray!










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Good freakin' call.Tsukatu wrote:I procrastinate when I'm tired. I imagine I'd pause time to sleep, but be up and totally energetic in real-time.
I actually ride the "sleepy high" until I'm not sleepy anymore, so I miss nights of sleep not from business but from my frank enjoyment of that sensation. Part of why I never sleep is because I know how to rest while talking idly, keeping my eyes open, drinking, and watching Manswers. Of course, when I do crash, it's a body crash and I'm out for longer than I would've wanted.

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