DemonzLunchBreak: The Acme of Evolution.DemonzLunchBreak wrote:In fact, I support the occurrence of all historical events, because they lead to my current existence.
Abortion is murder, I tells yah!
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Its woman's choice, there the ones actually having the baby. Its easy for men to point fingers and say abortion is an evil, hell-spawn practice, but I say it should be totally up to the woman.
(I don't know, maybe my opinion is backed by the fact that I have no desire for children.)
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Any other position would be to advocate my own death. It's not that I think I'm the reason everything evolved, I just like being alive. I wouldn't want the universe to be any other way.rennaT wrote:DemonzLunchBreak: The Acme of Evolution.DemonzLunchBreak wrote:In fact, I support the occurrence of all historical events, because they lead to my current existence.
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I made the same argument earlier and it was ignored.DemonzLunchBreak wrote:Yeah, and all those BITCHES who won't have SEX with me are totally killing the chance at life that Steve, Kevin, Jessica, Ross, Rafael, Shaniquwah, etc. have in some alternate universe. Those are my children, Twistkill! Women are therefore obligated to have sex with me whenever possible.Twistkill wrote:I don't know, guys, maybe my birth mother should have aborted me instead of the parents I have now adopt me because they wanted another child and wished to help my incarcerated, alcoholic, and drug addicted birth mother give me a chance at life. Cause, there's nothing wrong with that at all. It's only one person, right? Won't there be chances for more babies down the line? No one can change someone's world, so get over yourselves.
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Oh. Well all those anti-choicers better address it at some point...blue_tetris wrote:I made the same argument earlier and it was ignored.DemonzLunchBreak wrote:Yeah, and all those BITCHES who won't have SEX with me are totally killing the chance at life that Steve, Kevin, Jessica, Ross, Rafael, Shaniquwah, etc. have in some alternate universe. Those are my children, Twistkill! Women are therefore obligated to have sex with me whenever possible.Twistkill wrote:I don't know, guys, maybe my birth mother should have aborted me instead of the parents I have now adopt me because they wanted another child and wished to help my incarcerated, alcoholic, and drug addicted birth mother give me a chance at life. Cause, there's nothing wrong with that at all. It's only one person, right? Won't there be chances for more babies down the line? No one can change someone's world, so get over yourselves.
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I must admit, I'm not entirely sure of your point. You seem to be arguing that adoption works.Twistkill wrote:I don't know, guys, maybe my birth mother should have aborted me instead of the parents I have now adopt me because they wanted another child and wished to help my incarcerated, alcoholic, and drug addicted birth mother give me a chance at life. Cause, there's nothing wrong with that at all. It's only one person, right? Won't there be chances for more babies down the line? No one can change someone's world, so get over yourselves.
Unfortunately, it tends not to. The adoption system in most of the United States is severely broken. We see the exact some kinds of problems in adopted children.
It may have worked fine for you, and it works fine for a lot of people. However, you are only one case. Statistically speaking, adoption is not effective at preventing the kinds of problems that result from abortion being banned.
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However, i think that until the life crosses some sort of (possibly fairly arbitrarily defined) line it should be no more illegal to abort it as it should be illegal to wear a condom, masturbate, or not screw dave.
The only issue i have is where to draw the line. Clearly birth is accepted as a boundry beyond which we couldnt consider aborting the baby (see that episode of south park, where Cartmans mother tries to legalize 40th trimester abortions for further information/amusement), but that in itself creates issues; because even after it is born the baby is no more sentient than a puppy is. And that brings us back to the unfortunate issue of potential.
What i mean to say is; clearly there is some scale of life on which humans measure the acceptablility of murder. Animal life can be murdered, because it doesnt reach this criteria. Foetuses can be murdered because they dont reach this criteria. But where can we draw the line? Is there any sort of set boundry we can work on, or are we going to have to settle for the status quo (which is not necesarily a bad thing; the status quo seems to work pretty well just now, dosnt it?)
I tried to adress the issue of blue_tetris' sex life in this response. I hope that is appreciated.
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The defendant is confusing the issue.DemonzLunchBreak wrote:Yeah, and all those BITCHES who won't have SEX with me are totally killing the chance at life that Steve, Kevin, Jessica, Ross, Rafael, Shaniquwah, etc. have in some alternate universe. Those are my children, Twistkill! Women are therefore obligated to have sex with me whenever possible.Twistkill wrote:I don't know, guys, maybe my birth mother should have aborted me instead of the parents I have now adopt me because they wanted another child and wished to help my incarcerated, alcoholic, and drug addicted birth mother give me a chance at life. Cause, there's nothing wrong with that at all. It's only one person, right? Won't there be chances for more babies down the line? No one can change someone's world, so get over yourselves.
Abortion is killing a baby, Demonz, not preventing a baby from being made in the first place.
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Define "baby".incluye wrote:Abortion is killing a baby, Demonz, not preventing a baby from being made in the first place.
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When i say 'Abortion is murder' i mean just that; it is the taking of life - in that, from conception, a fetus is as definably life as is a bacteria, a puppy, or Stephen Hawking. This is how i think it differs from contraception, masturbation, and not screwing Dave.
Eating vegetables instead of meat lowers your sperm count, clearly killing potential children. Vegetarians are murderers.
If a chair comes into my house and I don't want it there, I do everything in my power to remove it. What makes you think you have more rights than a chair when you go into someone else's home unannounced?
If I'm sleeping around without a condom, I'm likely to have a child too. When I wear a condom, I prevent the likely child I would have. Condoms are for murderers. I'm good at picking up dates and getting them into the sack, so if I restrain myself from going clubbing then I am prventing a potential child. Non-socialites are murderers.
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a lack of belief is still a belief that something in itself is lacking. please dont be arrogant.
What the jesus balls are you talking about?
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...hmm.DemonzLunchBreak wrote:Nah, Twistkill was talking about giving "people" chances at life. My hypothetical children are as much persons as are fetuses (and you haven't given any evidence to the contrary!).
Your children don't exist, but they're still very much people...
Slash fetus. Whatever.Skyline wrote:Define baby.
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In that case, the pro-lifers need to stop with the "potential for life" argument. It's an easy knockdown that we keep being forced to engage in.incluye wrote:Abortion is killing a baby, Demonz, not preventing a baby from being made in the first place.
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Wouldn't doing that be murder?incluye wrote:Slash fetus.
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Perfect Perfect Perfect Perfect Perfect Perfect Perfect Perfect Perfect Perfect PerfectTwistkill wrote:I don't know, guys, maybe my birth mother should have aborted me instead of the parents I have now adopt me because they wanted another child and wished to help my incarcerated, alcoholic, and drug addicted birth mother give me a chance at life. Cause, there's nothing wrong with that at all. It's only one person, right? Won't there be chances for more babies down the line? No one can change someone's world, so get over yourselves.
This is the best example out there.
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Your joke was so easily anticipated that it lacked humor.Atilla wrote:Wouldn't doing that be murder?incluye wrote:Slash fetus.
Define "life," Dave.
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Not my job.incluye wrote:Your joke was so easily anticipated that it lacked humor.Atilla wrote:Wouldn't doing that be murder?incluye wrote:Slash fetus.
Define "life," Dave.
I don't think the potentiality of "life" is a good basis for a law. Being "life" doesn't give you any legal rights. Bacteria, insects, and fish are all life. My kidney is living and can actually survive without me given the proper environment. It's got no right to its domain. I can even sell it to someone as slave labor! Consider how many rights "living" things have.
Perhaps you need the definition for a different word.
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Sorry, wrong person. My mistake.blue_tetris wrote:Not my job.incluye wrote:Your joke was so easily anticipated that it lacked humor.Atilla wrote:
Wouldn't doing that be murder?
Define "life," Dave.
I don't think the potentiality of "life" is a good basis for a law. Being "life" doesn't give you any legal rights. Bacteria, insects, and fish are all life. My kidney is living and can actually survive without me given the proper environment. It's got no right to its domain. I can even sell it to someone as slave labor! Consider how many rights "living" things have.
Perhaps you need the definition for a different word.
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Well 'scuse me. Muscle memory. I read one of your posts and think, "Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave" and type Dave instead of whatever else I'm supposed to Dave.blue_tetris wrote:You thought Skyline was Dave?
You crazy.
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QFEmaestro wrote:Dave's right, in any case. There is a great difference between biological life and life worthy of consideration.
Blue_Tetris: Wait, wait wait. Does this mean I can break the rules to provoke a reaction and not get banned?
...awesome! The next few days are gonna be some fun.
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Or simply chuck a grenade in the lake, pick up the dead fish, and call it a day.
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BELLA parks her car and enters the school.
EDWARD: "Hello, Bella. I am very awkward, and I am a vampire."
Freeze frame: the text "protagonist, and also a vampire" appears, and an arrow pointing from the text to EDWARD blinks a few times.
BELLA: "I am infatuated with you." (she turns to the camera) "I am unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I am infatuated with you, too, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Let's be awkward together." (she turns to the camera) "I am still unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I completely agree, and I am very clearly a vampire."
(EDWARD does vampirey things.)
BELLA: "Thank you for saving my life."
EDWARD: "No problem, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is not human."
EDWARD: "I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Are you a superhero?"
EDWARD: "No, I am a vampire."
BELLA: "What are you then?"
EDWARD: "I am not the good guy; I am the bad guy." (he turns to the camera) "That was a lie. I am very much the good guy." (he turns back to Bella) "Specifically, I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is a vampire."
JACOB: "Hello, Bella, and I am very clearly a werewolf. Look at my wacky canines."
BELLA: "What do you have against Edward, anyway?"
JACOB: "I am a werewolf."
BELLA: "I am convinced that you are a normal human being."
JACOB: "Everyone in my tribe is a werewolf. I am in my tribe; I am also a werewolf. We are all werewolves."
BELLA: "I have no reason to believe that you are more than human."
And what exactly is Bella's problem? Why does she fall head-over-heels with an anti-social, almost preternaturally awkward, whiny, mascara-wearing emo cunt?
I guess the guy who wrote XKCD was right. You can't be too stupid for youtube.
When i say 'Abortion is murder' i mean just that; it is the taking of life - in that, from conception, a fetus is as definably life as is a bacteria, a puppy, or Stephen Hawking. This is how i think it differs from contraception, masturbation, and not screwing Dave.
Eating vegetables instead of meat lowers your sperm count, clearly killing potential children. Vegetarians are murderers.
If a chair comes into my house and I don't want it there, I do everything in my power to remove it. What makes you think you have more rights than a chair when you go into someone else's home unannounced?
If I'm sleeping around without a condom, I'm likely to have a child too. When I wear a condom, I prevent the likely child I would have. Condoms are for murderers. I'm good at picking up dates and getting them into the sack, so if I restrain myself from going clubbing then I am prventing a potential child. Non-socialites are murderers.
What ever happened to the purpose of Christmas anyway, I thought it was about elves smacking each other over the head with a shovel whilst Santa drank whisky and egged them on.
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Deathconsciousness: "Deism is closer to atheism than theism."
Demonz: "Oh? How's that?"
Deathconsciousness: "Well, deism is the belief that there's a-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Sorry, you were saying?"
Deathconsciousness: "...a being that created the uni-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Please continue."
Deathconsciousness: "Are you going to let me finish this time?"
Demonz: "Given that I had to stop you twice just now in the same sentence, I don't think that's likely."
*Tsukatu wanders in*
Tsukatu: "Anyone seen my airhorn?"
Demonz: "Yeah, it's right here. I needed to borrow it for a sec. I knew you wouldn't mind."
Tsukatu: "Oh, yeah, that's fine. I'm just about to head into the Okay With Gays thread."
Demonz: "Here you go." *hands Tsukatu the airhorn*
Tsukatu: "Thanks." *exits the thread*
Demonz: "Where were we?"
Deathconsciousness: "I was saying how atheists also believe th-"
Demonz: "AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
Deathconsciousness: (startled) "What was that?"
Demonz: "Sorry, I don't have the airhorn anymore. Do go on."
Deathconsciousness: "..."
*an airhorn sounds in a nearby thread*
a lack of belief is still a belief that something in itself is lacking. please dont be arrogant.
What the jesus balls are you talking about?
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Nobody threw the anecdotal argument at Twistkill?Twistkill wrote:I don't know, guys, maybe my birth mother should have aborted me instead of the parents I have now adopt me because they wanted another child and wished to help my incarcerated, alcoholic, and drug addicted birth mother give me a chance at life. Cause, there's nothing wrong with that at all. It's only one person, right? Won't there be chances for more babies down the line? No one can change someone's world, so get over yourselves.
I'm not trying to say that your life isn't well worth it, Twistkill, what I'm saying is that it's great that your adopted parents allowed you to have a place to live after birth, a place much more safe than living with a drug-addicted mother. But the point still stands that just because this was the case for you does not make it the case for everybody.
I'm not saying you can't be pro-life. Just don't tell me I can't be pro-choice because of your story. (I realized you haven't actually said I can't be pro-choice, I just like throwing that line in at the end of all my counterpoints.)
I think in the end, you're a great guy, Twistkill, but consider what would have happened if you had not been adopted. Foster care, or growing up in the slums of whatever city you were born. Would you have wanted to burden your drug-addicted, alcoholic mother with a child? Would you have wanted to burden yourself with a drug-addicted, alcoholic mother? Or be put into a failed foster care system and grow up switching houses and families often, possibly being abused or treated like shit?
I'm not trying to be mean or condescending to your biological mother in any way, or to you personally, I'm just curious if you had considered the alternative life you would have had if you did not have adopted parents and your mom had not opted for abortion.
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I also knew a guy who ate too much McDonalds and died of a heart attack. They should make McDonalds illegal.
Dude, also, this one time, a girl rejected me when I asked her if she wanted to go out to see Casino Royale. So I became gay and stopped watching movies.
Universal decisions based on isolated cases is really the only way to live, Southpaw.
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