If you had forever.

Postby **Lenny** » 2008.11.27 (09:04)

I'd pause time simply to have more time to do things. Study, work... whatever. Walk places instantly... yeah.

If I had forever... well, then my time-freezing is broken. :D
I think I'd try and do everything, really. Absolutely everything I could. Then, however, I'd be bored.

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http://nmaps.net/user/Triptolemus · Postby **BNW** » 2008.11.27 (16:59)

I probably would stop time at the most inappropriate times. Just for kicks.

http://nmaps.net/user/rambo5252 · Postby **rambo5252** » 2008.11.27 (17:14)

Riobe wrote:Pfft...I procrastinate like there's no tomorrow (I literally do homework a few minutes before class starts sometimes). So, yeah, I'd procrastinate, or maybe do it very very slowly.

If I could...pause and unpause time? Ohohohoho. Ever seen the movie Click? Yeah, I'd do some stuff like that. Even more.

Dude thats exactly what i was thinking about when i read this.....also i do like the same thing with homework......dude are you my long lost brother or something!?!

LittleViking wrote:I would probably use it to touch boobs. Yes, touching boobs is what I would use it for.

ah ha ha ha ha tastey.....what if you like screwed someone and then walked away and played and they where oh man.....wtf just happened?

i would steal stuff and if i could go forward/backward in time id use it when im lpaying soccer/video games to go back intime to make the right move and then id be like teh ub3r p\/\/n3r

http://nmaps.net/user/condog_111 · Postby **Condog** » 2008.11.27 (22:26)

rambo wrote:
LittleViking wrote:I would probably use it to touch boobs. Yes, touching boobs is what I would use it for.
ah ha ha ha ha tastey.....what if you like screwed someone and then walked away and played and they where oh man.....wtf just happened?

That, my friend, is called rape.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **blue_tetris** » 2008.11.27 (22:34)

Condog wrote:
rambo wrote:
LittleViking wrote:I would probably use it to touch boobs. Yes, touching boobs is what I would use it for.
ah ha ha ha ha tastey.....what if you like screwed someone and then walked away and played and they where oh man.....wtf just happened?
That, my friend, is called rape.

Timerape.

That's my next game.

http://nmaps.net/user/_destiny%5E%2D · Postby **Destiny** » 2008.11.27 (22:47)

ahahaha. I dont have to stop time to touch boobs, or rape people. Of course, that doesnt mean i rape people. I shout surprise. THEN rape them.

Huh?

In reality i have a consenting girlfriend who i've been seeing for 2 years and 4 months now. Why even bother with rape? It's just too much effort =)

http://nmaps.net/user/rambo5252 · Postby **rambo5252** » 2008.11.28 (01:42)

what if you like did random stuff like just take a shit right on the floor walk away then play time.....and everyone would walk by it and be like ewwwww

or just like beat the shit out of someone

http://nmaps.net/user/Eiturlyf · Postby **Eiturlyf** » 2008.11.28 (12:25)

You, sir, are sick.

http://nmaps.net/user/Naczz · Postby **NicNac14** » 2008.11.28 (14:21)

ha rofl..
heh me? i would probably stop time to get some beers and shit or sneak into strip clubs without having to pay and all that shit.. so many possibiltys...

Postby **t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư** » 2008.11.28 (20:47)

NicNac14 wrote:ha rofl..
heh me? i would probably stop time to get some beers and shit or sneak into strip clubs without having to pay and all that shit.. so many possibiltys...

"So many possibilities," you say, after listing stealing booze and sneaking into titty bars.
Amazing. Gotta love kids.

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Postby **Animator** » 2008.11.28 (21:03)

I have forever to solve a problem, and I also can pause and unpause time.

First, I'd just ignore the problem. I have forever, once I've solved it, then what? A TV host is going to pop out and say, "You've won! Pick you prize!", and a giant door opens with a lot of goodies like a flat screen and a boat and a nice car? I'd still have forever, so that problem is technically useless. You'd be better off saying, "What would you do if you lasted forever and lived like that guy from Click?"

Secondly, pertaining to the question, I'd do whatever I want. Missed a deadline? *pause* Bored and need some women? *pause* Stuck in prison? *pause*. It's pretty much that simple, there can't be no other answer. There can be variations, but no other answer.

http://nmaps.net/user/donfuy · Postby **Donfuy** » 2008.11.29 (01:23)

I would most likely commit suicide.

I would get addicted to pausing and starting again (just like using cheats). Then I would use it to everything, and, to the eyes of the normal person, I would be an almost perfect person. Then, one of two things would happen:

1-The perfection was the goal to reach, but as I (obviously) found that perfection isn't reachable, I would try harder and use the pause every single step I did. I would fall into an abysm of slow-motion and, therefore, my mind would stagnate. If my mind stagnates, I'm dead.

2- As I could do everything, I would get frustrated with myself because of not being able to be happy, and seeing other people with nothing in their hands smiling and hugging and being happy with them selves, and rejecting the "perfect guy" who thinks he knows it all.

3- I would post a third, but then I wouldn't be sincere.

If I would live forever (which I don't it's the question), I would just be sad when all the people I love left. No love. No life. < hehe

Extensive use of "I would".
As always, the bigger the texts, the most difficult it is to me to write without any flaws, and without many dispensable words.

http://nmaps.net/user/twentythree · Postby **twentythree** » 2008.11.29 (02:03)

What would I do? Probably something similar to this:
http://xkcd.com/505/

http://nmaps.net/user/Guitar_Hero_Matt · Postby **MattKestrel** » 2008.11.29 (09:15)

No way in hell would it get done. I feel sorry for the guy who through letting me pause time would be a good idea :)

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