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Postby scythe » 2008.12.06 (20:19)

If so, what was it like?
Our prison system has no problems whatsoever.
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Postby Tanner » 2008.12.06 (21:06)

Not that I think the prison system in the US is perfect but, as far as that story's concerned, pics or it didn't happen.
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Postby T3chno » 2008.12.07 (02:30)

rennaT wrote:pics or it didn't happen.
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Postby Eiturlyf » 2008.12.07 (15:43)

Our jails are perfect.
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Postby T3chno » 2008.12.08 (02:50)

Eiturlyf wrote:Our jails are perfect.
Iceland has jails?
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Postby Eiturlyf » 2008.12.10 (19:42)

Techno wrote:
Eiturlyf wrote:Our jails are perfect.
Iceland has jails?
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Postby blue_tetris » 2008.12.10 (20:22)

I'm with Tanner. That post is utter bullshit. I'm surprised at you for buying it, scythe.

Yeah, prisons are bad. But Oz and every reality TV show on Fox already told us that. You can't go to jail for having someone use your cell phone for something. It just doesn't happen. Hell, if I gave someone my cell so they could call a hit on someone, I'd not get arrested. Even clear-cut instances of aiding and abetting in most circumstances are hard to pass by a jury and can be easily appealed.

This guy was soapbox trolling about prisons to try to make some statement about America.

Again, scythe, your over-the-top liberalness is cutting the mustard anymore on these latest threads. Next, plz.
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Postby T3chno » 2008.12.13 (00:52)

Eiturlyf wrote:
Techno wrote:
Eiturlyf wrote:Our jails are perfect.
Iceland has jails?
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That looks like a school actually.
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Postby Tanner » 2008.12.13 (12:53)

Techno wrote:That looks like a school actually.
I highly doubt that your school has a guard tower.
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Postby smartalco » 2008.12.13 (21:11)

rennaT wrote:
Techno wrote:That looks like a school actually.
I highly doubt that your school has a guard tower.
Yours doesn't? Mine has 3 (and battlements!)
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Postby otters~1 » 2008.12.24 (01:59)

For some reason, they've built gates all around my school, so unless you steal a teacher ID, you can no longer really leave.
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