A burglar stole $2 million worth of goods from Paris Hilton's home this morning.
"The burglary came just a day after Paris debuted her new car, a pink Bentley."
Is it so bad that I smile when I read this story?
Paris Hilton Robbed
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*cries with joy*
Ahaha.
Ahaha.
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Aww, poor Paris.
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Don't hate you guys! If it wasn't for her, we'd have nothing worth laughing at in today latest gossip.
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Ahahaha, serves that girl right.
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The last car I want from her is a pink Bentley.
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And how much is two million dollars to her? It's not much, and it's not like she earned it. Pfff.
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Hilariously a serious joke :). I never heard about that. "What a prickly situation; potentially problematic :)"
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Ironically, her grandfather only willed Paris and her sister ten million dollars each. The rest went all the charity. That inheritance might quickly run dry the way she's going.Blackson wrote:And how much is two million dollars to her? It's not much, and it's not like she earned it. Pfff.
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Who'd have thought you could slut your way through 10 million so effectively?
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Bahahahaha that made me laugh ,, nice call atobatob wrote:Who'd have thought you could slut your way through 10 million so effectively?
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Hahaha. Serves her right.
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This should've happened a long time ago, and with more money.
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