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I also really love any Vonnegut books.
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The Artemis Fowl Series.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide books and the even funnier Dirk Gently novels.
Narnia--those books have more symbolism than anything I've ever read.
1984 was good.
Dickens.
Dante.
The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire.
Louis Lamour.
Anything about baseball.
PG Wodehouse--Douglas Adams' inspiration.
Isaac Asimov.
The Harry Potter series was quite good.
And finally, something I'm surprised no one has mentioned yet: His Dark Materials, by Phillip Pullman.
Obviously this list is quite incomplete. By the way, I read a lot. :)
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Tsukatu wrote:I feel I can't adequately explain why until you start reading, and by that point I wouldn't have anything to explain.
- Transmetropolitan
kai had a Transmetropolitan avatar without even knowing what it was, but I set him straight, I did.
Well, so far as traditional novels go,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson
Dracula by Bram Stoker
Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon (Actually, I hate this book. But it's good, sort of.)
The first couple books of Hitchhiker's Guide by Douglas Adams.
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess. (although I liked the movie more...)
I dunno, fuck novels. Graphic Novels are where it's at.
Anything by Grant Morrison, like the incredible All-Star Superman.
Kingdom Come.
Joe Kelly's work on Deadpool.
Warren Ellis, as previously mentioned.
Watchmen, although I suppose that's rather tired.
Oh, back on books.
Catch-22 was very good.
Anything and everything by Kurt Vonnegut. But especially Slaughterhouse Five. But also especially everything else.
I should clarify. Everyone in Canada has this love relationship with Life of Pi, and I fucking hate that book. The ending ruined the middle, and the middle ruined the beginning. Also, in rage at the metaphor, I ripped the tiger out of the cover from my book, and now there's a hole in my book.
Ooooh. The Big Sleep.
Heart of Darkness.
Oh, yeah, and Dune. And everything by Fyodor Dostoevsky, but less than Vonnegut.
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the Abhorsen series (Sabriel, Lirael and Abhorsen) by Garth Nix were all very good, though the last book was a bit too short, and Lirael was a bit too long.
His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman were some of the greatest books. The way in which he described creatures from other worlds entirely was amazing and he gave a lot of personality and character to the settings and people within the books.
Someone mentioned Roald Dahl, and I want to add Daniel Pinkwater to the "anything by this author" list.
Anthem by Ayn Rand is one of the most interesting books I have come across. I still have yet to read The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged, but I have heard they are both good as well.
Currently I'm between reading The Teachings of Don Juan: A Yaqui Way of Knowldge, by Carlos Castaneda, and The Republic, by Plato.

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As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.
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Yeah, I use plastic.
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[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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Deadhouse Gates by Steven Erikson, the series is overall pretty shaky, but this is epic fantasy at it's finest. An engaging, grueling tragedy from start to finish.
The Life of Pi could get a mention, a great concept and a touching journey that only get's cooler once it starts to bleed surrealism and an unreliable narrator. The ambiguous ending is lovely.
Seriously, you've never heard the term?Luminaflare wrote:How can a book be difficult? O_o
Difficult just means it takes a lot of mental agility or effort to read. The language can be particularly complex. The plot can be convoluted to follow, or there can just be some mind-bending concepts that you struggle to comprehend.
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