Argument Winners?

[TheSupervisor]

I recently discovered the concept of indisputable argument winners.

for example: I once spit balled The Cat Empire backstage when they played at my school, now when anyone tries to argue or impress me with anything to do with famous people i can just say that "I spit balled The Cat Empire"

There have been various others i have heard, i was just wondering if anyone in this community had some they would like to share.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

See Godwin's Law.

[Kablizzy]

I don't know who this "TheSupervisor" guy is, but he's goin' places

[Topo]

"My beard is a windmill." or in case your beard is not a windmill, just post an awesome picture. Always works for me.

[yungerkid]

every post in this thread is an "argument winner"

[TheSupervisor]

"My beard is a windmill." or in case your beard is not a windmill, just post an awesome picture. Always works for me.

Or you could carry around several awesome pictures in your wallet and show them to as many people as possible as fast as possible.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

I believe you're referring to this:

[aids]

I believe you're referring to this:

whoa, whoa, whoa. check out those glasses. they look like duck heads.

[PALEMOON]

so what's so interesting about the OTHER side of his beard?

does it represent the rolling, windswept hills of his homeland, with the windmill in the foreground?

or is it simply a counterweight?

I DON'T KNOW!

[scythe]

I believe you're referring to this:

http://yourargumentisinvalid.com/
Addendum:
Google is truly wonderful.

[TheSupervisor]

I wonder whether the ladies are all over him, what it be like to kiss that thing?

[otters]

If you can see in the bottom right of the beard, it looks like they mapped the hair to someone's elbow.

[Rikaninja]

That's just wierd.

One I heard lately that just stuns people so much that they can't be stuffed throwing back a comeback is YamOm. Or yer husBand or ya VPT or something :)

[Geti]

"my penis is larger than yours"
"well, you know what women say?"
"ouch?"

but srsly folks,