Just answer this simple questionnaire.
1)Do you regularly consume alcoholic beverages?
A. Yes (1 point)
B. No (0 points)
Now count up all those points. Refer to the following guide after determining how many points you have accumulated.
0 - You are a ninja. You cannot be stealthy while intoxicated young grasshopper.
1 - You are a pirate. WEEEEEEIGGGGH ANNNCHOOOOORRR!
Are you a Pirate or a Ninja?
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- Qui si castrano ragazzi
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- Demon Fisherman
- Posts: 1265
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I got 3 points. What am I?
The Real N Sex on the Xerox Space Pimp Online Super Fluffy Pack 1! Super Fluffy Pack 2! Super Crunchy Pack! Mother Thumping Impossible: 2005 MotY! Time is on My Side: 2006 PMotY! Survival map king! Best humor award! Best satire award! Best voice award! Inadvertently intimidating! Assholier than thou! Gdubs is totally back! WIS 14! Cyberzone creator! Clique creator! Most lines on IRC! Ventrilo moderator and regular! Certified Dungeon Master! Most modest person ever! ENTP! Incorrigible alcoholic! CHA 19! AMERICAN! Least pretentious! Elitist extraordinaire! Liberal libertarian! Incapable of experiencing love! Check Safe! Commodore of the Eldritch Seas! Archmagus of the Eleventh Hall! Sheriff of the Uncharted West! Godfather of the IRC Mafia! Pun enthusiast! Quadster! Challenging Dunbar's number! Wikipedian!Approves of 4th Edition! 1,000 Blank White Cards! radio_free_tetris! Migratory! INT 18! Doesn't know when he's being genuine, therefore cannot form lasting relationships with people! Really into black chicks! Even more into Indian chicks and Blasians! Hates moderators! Loves the C word! Tronster! Thinks we should play more Worms! Always wins iSketch! Owns a Wii! Plays as Pikachu in Smash Bros! Wrote literotica! Wrote anime fanfic! Sorta into Asians! Lived and loved the 80's and 90's! Chattiest sig! Cyberzone ][ creator! Operand of the Greater Space Pimp Continuum! Helped lead the forum move!Wizard Date! Participated in the blue_tetris takeover! Pithiest one-liners! Walkin' on, walkin' on broken glass! Seems to have an invisible touch! Economist! Mario hackster! Owner of the most complex D&D campaign setting! Micromanagerial! FREEDOM is all-American! Slowly distancing! Supports the Democrats! Supports the old GOP! CATO Institute fanboy! Penn and Teller fan! Large, in charge, and on a barge! Heralded by community as genius hero! Proud yet humble recipient of the Mare & Raigan Award for 2008! CON 9! Dave of Nazareth! Communist is annoyed with me! Not half bad at images! F.Y.I. I am a medic! It's a spook house, lame ball. Too bad! Space Pimp II: Rags 2 Bitches! F.Y.I. I am a spy! Entire team is babbies! STR 10! Sorta appreciating scythe and atob again, for new reasons! Played CS:S briefly! Welcome to Nebraska! Do you think you can Live! Heist! Portrayer of the mighty 88 Shells! Joyous proprietor of the future estate of Kablizzy and blue_tetris! It's Batmen all the way up! They brought crystals to a sceince fight; that's a good way to lose your cat! Even SlappyMcGee! I'm about to run out of either primates or sexually transmitted diseases! One-upper! Toaster oven clairvoyant Mythomaniac! That's the Magic of Macy's! Half of Half! Spend all my time making love, all my love making time!
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- The Konami Number
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I...I'm pregnant. I.. I scored a -40.
Cracked.com wrote:All video-game characters are in fact made of cotton candy. This theory, and only this theory, can explain the cat-like hydrophobia shared universally by their kind. How else are we to believe that Frogger, a frog, is killed instantly on contact with water?
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- Retrofuturist
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This test is bullshit -- I am more ninja after consuming alcoholic beverages.*
* Presumably, anyway. This obviously wouldn't be something I would know from experience because the drinking age in my country exceeds my current age.
* Presumably, anyway. This obviously wouldn't be something I would know from experience because the drinking age in my country exceeds my current age.
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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- Demon Fisherman
- Posts: 1265
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- MBTI Type: ENTP
Who gets drunk to be less visible?
The Real N Sex on the Xerox Space Pimp Online Super Fluffy Pack 1! Super Fluffy Pack 2! Super Crunchy Pack! Mother Thumping Impossible: 2005 MotY! Time is on My Side: 2006 PMotY! Survival map king! Best humor award! Best satire award! Best voice award! Inadvertently intimidating! Assholier than thou! Gdubs is totally back! WIS 14! Cyberzone creator! Clique creator! Most lines on IRC! Ventrilo moderator and regular! Certified Dungeon Master! Most modest person ever! ENTP! Incorrigible alcoholic! CHA 19! AMERICAN! Least pretentious! Elitist extraordinaire! Liberal libertarian! Incapable of experiencing love! Check Safe! Commodore of the Eldritch Seas! Archmagus of the Eleventh Hall! Sheriff of the Uncharted West! Godfather of the IRC Mafia! Pun enthusiast! Quadster! Challenging Dunbar's number! Wikipedian!Approves of 4th Edition! 1,000 Blank White Cards! radio_free_tetris! Migratory! INT 18! Doesn't know when he's being genuine, therefore cannot form lasting relationships with people! Really into black chicks! Even more into Indian chicks and Blasians! Hates moderators! Loves the C word! Tronster! Thinks we should play more Worms! Always wins iSketch! Owns a Wii! Plays as Pikachu in Smash Bros! Wrote literotica! Wrote anime fanfic! Sorta into Asians! Lived and loved the 80's and 90's! Chattiest sig! Cyberzone ][ creator! Operand of the Greater Space Pimp Continuum! Helped lead the forum move!Wizard Date! Participated in the blue_tetris takeover! Pithiest one-liners! Walkin' on, walkin' on broken glass! Seems to have an invisible touch! Economist! Mario hackster! Owner of the most complex D&D campaign setting! Micromanagerial! FREEDOM is all-American! Slowly distancing! Supports the Democrats! Supports the old GOP! CATO Institute fanboy! Penn and Teller fan! Large, in charge, and on a barge! Heralded by community as genius hero! Proud yet humble recipient of the Mare & Raigan Award for 2008! CON 9! Dave of Nazareth! Communist is annoyed with me! Not half bad at images! F.Y.I. I am a medic! It's a spook house, lame ball. Too bad! Space Pimp II: Rags 2 Bitches! F.Y.I. I am a spy! Entire team is babbies! STR 10! Sorta appreciating scythe and atob again, for new reasons! Played CS:S briefly! Welcome to Nebraska! Do you think you can Live! Heist! Portrayer of the mighty 88 Shells! Joyous proprietor of the future estate of Kablizzy and blue_tetris! It's Batmen all the way up! They brought crystals to a sceince fight; that's a good way to lose your cat! Even SlappyMcGee! I'm about to run out of either primates or sexually transmitted diseases! One-upper! Toaster oven clairvoyant Mythomaniac! That's the Magic of Macy's! Half of Half! Spend all my time making love, all my love making time!
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- Wizard Dentist
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arrrrrrrr. Rr.
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- Hawaii Five-Oh
- Posts: 921
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- MBTI Type: ISTJ
- Location: Melbourne-ish
I'm a ninja. I frequently consume alcoholic beverages on an irregular basis.
Ice Climbers are awesome. Deal with it.
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- Depressing
- Posts: 1977
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (06:46)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/rennaT
- MBTI Type: ISTJ
- Location: Trenton, Ontario, Canada
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I'm a pirate!
'rret donc d'niaser 'vec mon sirop d'erable, calis, si j't'r'vois icitte j'pellerais la police, tu l'veras l'criss de poutine de cul t'auras en prison, tabarnak
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- Queen of All Spiders
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- MBTI Type: ENFP
- Location: Quebec, Canada!
I have an equally effective quest.
Question 1: Are you drunk?
Answer: Check the time of day. If you answer:
Yes, and it is after five PM, you are a ninja.
Yes, and it is before five PM, you are a ninja.
No, at any time, find a new forum.
Yes, and you have been since five PM yesterday, Congratulations! Lenny will soon promote you to moderator of the forums!
Question 1: Are you drunk?
Answer: Check the time of day. If you answer:
Yes, and it is after five PM, you are a ninja.
Yes, and it is before five PM, you are a ninja.
No, at any time, find a new forum.
Yes, and you have been since five PM yesterday, Congratulations! Lenny will soon promote you to moderator of the forums!
Loathes
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- Retrofuturist
- Posts: 3131
- Joined: 2008.09.19 (06:55)
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Touché.blue_tetris wrote:Who gets drunk to be less visible?
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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- Global Mod
- Posts: 1416
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- MBTI Type: ENTP
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I get drunk* to make other people less visible.blue_tetris wrote:Who gets drunk to be less visible?
Or, at the least, less visually unappealing.
*in third-world countries where the 21 law does not apply
As soon as we wish to be happier, we are no longer happy.
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- The 700 Club
- Posts: 732
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hah! it looks like im the only ninja!
I WIN
I WIN
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- Qui si castrano ragazzi
- Posts: 297
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You jerk. This was just a query.....
Incidentally I am a ninja.
Incidentally I am a ninja.
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- Demon Fisherman
- Posts: 1265
- Joined: 2008.09.19 (06:28)
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The initial intent was to isolate the one question that could discern which door is a Pirate and which door is a Ninja, say, if you were trapped in a Labyrinth starring Jennifer Connelly and David Bowie.
The Real N Sex on the Xerox Space Pimp Online Super Fluffy Pack 1! Super Fluffy Pack 2! Super Crunchy Pack! Mother Thumping Impossible: 2005 MotY! Time is on My Side: 2006 PMotY! Survival map king! Best humor award! Best satire award! Best voice award! Inadvertently intimidating! Assholier than thou! Gdubs is totally back! WIS 14! Cyberzone creator! Clique creator! Most lines on IRC! Ventrilo moderator and regular! Certified Dungeon Master! Most modest person ever! ENTP! Incorrigible alcoholic! CHA 19! AMERICAN! Least pretentious! Elitist extraordinaire! Liberal libertarian! Incapable of experiencing love! Check Safe! Commodore of the Eldritch Seas! Archmagus of the Eleventh Hall! Sheriff of the Uncharted West! Godfather of the IRC Mafia! Pun enthusiast! Quadster! Challenging Dunbar's number! Wikipedian!Approves of 4th Edition! 1,000 Blank White Cards! radio_free_tetris! Migratory! INT 18! Doesn't know when he's being genuine, therefore cannot form lasting relationships with people! Really into black chicks! Even more into Indian chicks and Blasians! Hates moderators! Loves the C word! Tronster! Thinks we should play more Worms! Always wins iSketch! Owns a Wii! Plays as Pikachu in Smash Bros! Wrote literotica! Wrote anime fanfic! Sorta into Asians! Lived and loved the 80's and 90's! Chattiest sig! Cyberzone ][ creator! Operand of the Greater Space Pimp Continuum! Helped lead the forum move!Wizard Date! Participated in the blue_tetris takeover! Pithiest one-liners! Walkin' on, walkin' on broken glass! Seems to have an invisible touch! Economist! Mario hackster! Owner of the most complex D&D campaign setting! Micromanagerial! FREEDOM is all-American! Slowly distancing! Supports the Democrats! Supports the old GOP! CATO Institute fanboy! Penn and Teller fan! Large, in charge, and on a barge! Heralded by community as genius hero! Proud yet humble recipient of the Mare & Raigan Award for 2008! CON 9! Dave of Nazareth! Communist is annoyed with me! Not half bad at images! F.Y.I. I am a medic! It's a spook house, lame ball. Too bad! Space Pimp II: Rags 2 Bitches! F.Y.I. I am a spy! Entire team is babbies! STR 10! Sorta appreciating scythe and atob again, for new reasons! Played CS:S briefly! Welcome to Nebraska! Do you think you can Live! Heist! Portrayer of the mighty 88 Shells! Joyous proprietor of the future estate of Kablizzy and blue_tetris! It's Batmen all the way up! They brought crystals to a sceince fight; that's a good way to lose your cat! Even SlappyMcGee! I'm about to run out of either primates or sexually transmitted diseases! One-upper! Toaster oven clairvoyant Mythomaniac! That's the Magic of Macy's! Half of Half! Spend all my time making love, all my love making time!
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- The 700 Club
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jerk?GamingWolf wrote:You jerk. This was just a query.....
Incidentally I am a ninja.
i know it was a query!!!!!!!(*&%()*&#!~~~~!!!
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- Odd
- Posts: 1374
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- Location: Ottawa
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I'm a ninjrate. Arr-hi-ya!
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I have 72 signatures.
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- Unsavory Conquistador of the Western Front
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Where's PNJ when you need him? Oh, wait. He's right there. *Waves*
vankusss wrote:What 'more time' means?
I'm going to buy some ham.
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- "Asked ortsz for a name change"
- Posts: 3380
- Joined: 2008.11.13 (16:47)
I must go on record as saying that David Bowie's penis was obscene in that movie.blue_tetris wrote:The initial intent was to isolate the one question that could discern which door is a Pirate and which door is a Ninja, say, if you were trapped in a Labyrinth starring Jennifer Connelly and David Bowie.
the dusk the dawn the earth the sea
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- The Length, in Kilometers, of Bahrain's Coastline.
- Posts: 176
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- MBTI Type: ESTP
Imma ninja, i don't care what that survey says.
if we weren't ninjas, why would we play N?
oh and did you know that zelda is a pirate AND a ninja?
if we weren't ninjas, why would we play N?
oh and did you know that zelda is a pirate AND a ninja?
Made by Wumbla
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- A group of powered mutants currently restricted to the grounds of the Xavier Institute.
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- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/ninja143
- Location: Watchin' the clouds roll on by...
NINJA!!! just as the name says! i are ninja! the love ninja too (thats what 143 means)
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- Yet Another Harshad
- Posts: 472
- Joined: 2008.09.28 (21:25)
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- MBTI Type: ISFP
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- Contact:
i don't drink
I A NINJA
I A NINJA
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- dreams slip through our fingers like hott slut sexxx
- Posts: 3896
- Joined: 2009.01.14 (15:41)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/Tunco123
- MBTI Type: INTJ
- Location: Istanbul
I am a ninja.
Obviously.
...
What are you looking at?
Obviously.
...
What are you looking at?
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- Can't Touch This
- Posts: 346
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- Location: Come to think of it....I have no idea.
Ummmm. Yea..... Ninja.... In. the. name.
"I'm going to live forever, or die trying."
Izzy's Personal Forum Dronies winner of "Least Colorful Person"
Sigs!
==---Maestro's---== | Incluye's! | Izzy's! | Be_Happy_:)'s | notkitt's!!
T3chno's! | TMM's! | GTM's! | Sniperwhere's | NicNac14's!! | ---------------Pawz!
toasters | RedSham's! | Jackass's | Why Me's | Gloomp's!
Izzy's Personal Forum Dronies winner of "Least Colorful Person"
Sigs!
==---Maestro's---== | Incluye's! | Izzy's! | Be_Happy_:)'s | notkitt's!!
T3chno's! | TMM's! | GTM's! | Sniperwhere's | NicNac14's!! | ---------------Pawz!
toasters | RedSham's! | Jackass's | Why Me's | Gloomp's!
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- The number of Electoral College votes needed to be President of the US.
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...this is the N forums, i think we are all ninjas
and what the heck is up with snuggletummy's avatar?
that is just a bit overboard
and what the heck is up with snuggletummy's avatar?
that is just a bit overboard
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- ABC
- Posts: 124
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- MBTI Type: INTP
- Location: East Bay, CA
I'm a pirate, because I get booty.
Haha. ha.
Haha. ha.
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