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Postby scythe » 2009.01.22 (05:15)

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Postby TribulatioN » 2009.01.22 (05:21)

Bahahahaha.
Zeb, is my new hero.
What a champion.

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Postby Turtle » 2009.01.22 (05:54)

That is absolutely hilarious.
I don't even know how people come up with this stuff.

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Postby T3chno » 2009.01.22 (07:43)

That's probably the best article I've seen in ages.
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Postby Eiturlyf » 2009.01.22 (08:26)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

I can't breathe, holy shit that was the best joke ever!
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Postby fingersonthefrets » 2009.01.22 (11:10)

:D hahahaha. on a semi related note, i've been wanting to make my signature a picture. but like a really cool one. can't come up with anything any good yet though.
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Postby TheSupervisor » 2009.01.22 (11:47)

hahaha... oh wow.

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Postby Lenny » 2009.01.22 (13:15)

Eiturlyf posted this into the IRC, and I was actually laughing out loud, which was a nice change.
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Postby George » 2009.01.22 (13:55)

Bahahaha. That's the funniest thing I've seen this month.
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Postby Rose » 2009.01.22 (18:07)

Lol that is hilarious XD Best joke I've seen this year so far
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2009.01.22 (21:29)

Ahahahaha. That made my day.
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Postby Pixon » 2009.01.22 (22:20)

I have to try this sometime.

Zeb, you are awesome.
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Postby blackbelmoral » 2009.01.23 (00:44)

i am so lucky my mom just left. i cracked up when i saw this!
made my day.
couldnt stop laughing for 10 minutes

hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa~~!!!!
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Postby aids » 2009.01.23 (02:05)

in my opinion this guy did it better. hilarious nonetheless.
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Postby blackbelmoral » 2009.01.23 (02:15)

oh yeah. read the whole thing. 3 high end hd tvs to notice. cracked me up
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Postby MattKestrel » 2009.01.23 (17:23)

Heheh, that's literally the definition of irony right? And Sod's law? I'm surprised this hasnt ended up in some online dicitonary somewhere, with a little picture of a cock next to the text.
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Postby aids » 2009.01.23 (23:30)

GTM wrote:Heheh, that's literally the definition of irony right? And Sod's law? I'm surprised this hasnt ended up in some online dicitonary somewhere, with a little picture of a cock next to the text.
you mean this? 'anything that can go wrong will go wrong.'
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