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Postby Erik-Player » 2009.01.25 (20:51)

I don't eat burgers.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.01.25 (22:47)

Atilla wrote:Bun, burger, cheese, cheese, ham, lettuce, carrot, alfalfa, tomato sauce, tuna, top of bun. My home-made burgers are basically a giant salad sandwich with a burger shoved underneath.
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Postby Turtle » 2009.01.25 (22:50)

More often than not, just the patty, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, ketchup, and mustard.
When I feel like having something different, I have the patty, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, hot sauce, peppers, cayenne pepper, and other such spicy additions.
I enjoy engorging upon spiciness.

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Postby Borealis » 2009.01.26 (00:10)

Bottom (toasted) > Mozzarella > Lamb > Bacon > Beef > Mozzarella > Top (untoasted). Maybe a bit of chili relish on the side.

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Postby Atilla » 2009.01.26 (00:50)

Tsukatu wrote:
Atilla wrote:Bun, burger, cheese, cheese, ham, lettuce, carrot, alfalfa, tomato sauce, tuna, top of bun. My home-made burgers are basically a giant salad sandwich with a burger shoved underneath.
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Postby Tanner » 2009.01.26 (14:08)

Bottom bun, cheese, beef patty, cheese, fried egg, cheese, bacon, Canadian bacon, red onions, Dijon musturd, antacid, top bun.
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Postby Eiturlyf » 2009.01.26 (18:37)

Cheddar cheese, smoked bacon and barbecue sauce topped with onion straws.
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Postby T3chno » 2009.01.27 (02:34)

You guys should try a burger without the buns. It's amazing.
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Postby Izzy » 2009.01.27 (02:35)

Techno wrote:You guys should try a burger without the buns. It's amazing.
I sometimes eat it with rice instead of the buns, but I need to try that.
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Postby Condog » 2009.01.27 (02:37)

Techno wrote:You guys should try a burger without the buns. It's amazing.
That... is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! A burger, by definition, requires buns! Otherwise, it is just meat with salad on top! Exclamation!
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Postby Rikaninja » 2009.01.27 (04:11)

Condog wrote:
Techno wrote:You guys should try a burger without the buns. It's amazing.
That... is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! A burger, by definition, requires buns! Otherwise, it is just meat with salad on top! Exclamation!
Lol. That's funny.

I don't have a fave type of burger. If it tastes nice, give it to me!
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Postby Studebacher Hoch » 2009.01.29 (01:55)

Take like four pounds of bacon and grind that shit up, so it's good and stringy. Than grab it all and form it into a patty - big and thick, none of that thin crap. Fry it really slowly so that it cooks all the way through.

At which point:

Bun Bacon BaconPatty Cheese Bacon HoneygarlicSauce Bun.

Eat that shit up than go to bed for a week.

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Postby SkyPanda » 2009.01.29 (13:06)

bun, fried egg, bacon, onion, beetroot, steak, lettuce, tomato, more bun.

It's a very manly burger.

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Postby Ad » 2009.02.17 (21:44)

Gimme a bit of cheese, bacon, and ketchup, and I'm all set.
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Postby George » 2009.02.18 (10:18)

Grilled beef, lettuce, cheese, tomato, some sauce will be awesome.
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2009.02.18 (22:36)

Mostly plain, with a bit of salt and maybe some tomato ketchup.
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