SlappyMcGee and Tanner Project seeking Artist.

[SlappyMcGee]

All right, there was a whole affair in another topic we're not going to get into here.

Tanner and I are looking for someone who can do some light art for an absurdist webcomic. If you can only do N-related, do something N-related. If you can't do that, do something entirely different. The quality of the art doesn't really matter that much. You just have to be able to do it consistently.

To make an application, draw out the following exchange between two people:

Person 1: I hate mayonnaise.
Person 2: Why's that?
Person 1: It's kind of disgusting, really. It's globby and egg-filled.
Person 2: Sounds like you're describing my wife.
Person 1: Not unless your wife comes in a sandwich for $4.95.
Person 2: For $4.95, she'll do a lot more than that.



Oh, and to Tanner: We're doing an absurdist webcomic. Re: This topic.

[Tanner]

This comic looks awesome! I'm excited to see some artist impressions.

[capt_weasle]

It's funny because they look like butts!

Also, I wouldn't know if I could do this full-time. I'm concerned that I'm just going to watch porn and drink until the last minute and then rip off someones excuse for why I didn't do it.

[SlappyMcGee]

My effort.

[Darkandroid]

Person 1: Not unless your wife comes in a sandwich for $4.95.
Person 2: For $4.95, she'll do a lot more than that.

Person 1: Not unless your wife comes on a bacon sandwich for 30 cents.
Person 2: For 30 cents? She can do a heckuvva lot more than that.

>.>

ookay.

[SlappyMcGee]

Person 1: Not unless your wife comes in a sandwich for $4.95.
Person 2: For $4.95, she'll do a lot more than that.

Person 1: Not unless your wife comes on a bacon sandwich for 30 cents.
Person 2: For 30 cents? She can do a heckuvva lot more than that.

>.>

ookay.

Creative license.

[blue_tetris]

mp3

[Tanner]

We are still accepting artist applications. In the meantime,

[blue_tetris]

Just some advice, not taking over the project or anything: Use voice acting.

[Tanner]

[SlappyMcGee]

In loving memory of India the Cat:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/India_(cat)

[Tanner]

[Condog]

Ahahaha man those are high-larious. Looks like you don't need to worry about an artist anymore, those styles are fine.

[blue_tetris]

Ahahaha! Nothing like somebody's else joke delivered with somebody else's art. You guys don't need artists or writers! This comic makes itself. You know, on other people's websites.

[Tanner]

Ahahaha! Nothing like somebody's else joke delivered with somebody else's art. You guys don't need artists or writers! This comic makes itself. You know, on other people's websites.

And I can only speak for myself but I'm having a pretty good time about it, too. I might even be happy. You probably can't remember what that's like, though.

[SlappyMcGee]

[Tanner]

I'm tentatively naming this comic WTFWJD because I think it's clever but unoriginal.

The name, not the comic.

The comic too.

[blackbelmoral]

hahahahahaha!!!!
loved looking at all the submissions and the comic!!!

*one day blackbelmoral died at his computer, ribs broken from laughing*
you too, bt

[SlappyMcGee]

THIS COMIC IS MAXIMUM.

[29403]

Wahahaha!

[Tanner]

[SlappyMcGee]

Good work, gang. Now, for the seminal xkcd parody!

[blue_tetris]

That's it. You're on staff now for SotX, Slappy.

Blow this popsicle stand and join me. Together, we are The Boss.

(I like what you've done with Jeffrey and that you've made Laura even more black.)

[Tanner]

Don't give up on this, Slaps! Don't make me the Tim Minear to your Josh Whedon! The Christopher Tyng to your Josh Schwartz! The Phillip Bauer to your Josh Bauer!

[SlappyMcGee]

Don't give up on this, Slaps! Don't make me the Tim Minear to your Josh Whedon! The Christopher Tyng to your Josh Schwartz! The Phillip Bauer to your Josh Bauer!

Fuck you, Tim Minear is fucking sweet. You're Tim Minear. I'm Joss Whedon. Dave is David Greenwalt. WAY TO CREATE ANGEL AND THEN ABANDON IT AFTER THE THIRD SEASON, YOU CUNT. And Studebacher Hoch is Marti Noxon.