How many squares/sheets of toilet paper do you use per wipe?

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Postby Zephyr » 2009.03.08 (22:20)

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Yeah, I use plastic.

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[13:50:29] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz :D
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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Postby a happy song » 2009.03.08 (22:57)

Depends on quality of paper/how much you've spent.

Supermarket's own - 5-8
Quality brand - 2-3 tops
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Postby chume14 » 2009.03.08 (23:03)

I use 3 sheets usually unless I'm in hurry and make a mistake and use too many or too few and thats a terrible situation to be in
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Postby Lachesis » 2009.03.08 (23:21)

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Postby BNW » 2009.03.08 (23:28)

I'd have to say 5 to 8 sheets.
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Postby T3chno » 2009.03.09 (00:07)

15 sheets is a bare minimum.
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.03.09 (00:09)

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Postby George » 2009.03.09 (07:57)

Three to four on your standard three ply toilet paper.
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Postby isaac » 2009.03.09 (12:35)

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Postby otters~1 » 2009.03.09 (15:18)

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Postby Izzy » 2009.03.09 (16:13)

atob wrote:Depends on quality of paper/how much you've spent.

Supermarket's own - 5-8
Quality brand - 2-3 tops
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Postby MattKestrel » 2009.03.09 (16:21)

flagmyidol wrote:The Discussion forum has gone to hell.
Old, old news flags. Old, old news... :/
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Postby Snuggletummy » 2009.03.09 (18:17)

OVER 9000!

But in all seriousness, I use about 1 - 30. And no, that's not a lightning spell, it differs for when it's easy to clean, or when there's just too much.
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flagmyidol wrote:The Discussion forum has gone to hell.
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Postby Pixon » 2009.03.09 (21:21)

flagmyidol wrote:The Discussion forum has gone to hell.
Agreed. Why are we talking about stuff we do in the bathroom? C'mon, guys. We're better than this.
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Postby T3chno » 2009.03.10 (20:51)

If you got nothing to contribute, why post at all. You don't have to go into this section.
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Postby capt_weasle » 2009.03.10 (20:57)

Psh, I don't use toilet paper.
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Postby Twistkill » 2009.03.11 (02:20)

Too many. To the point of clogging toilets. This has happened several times before.

Although I somewhat agree with the notion that we should find better topics to discuss. Bathroom hijinks are good and fun until they become excessive. Let's get some more news stories or bizarre/interesting articles.
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Postby GamingWolf » 2009.03.11 (07:08)

At one point has someone counted the sheets they use.. I just grab the paper and start my wiping. I'll tell you what. Next time I majorly poo I'll count.
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Postby Snuggletummy » 2009.03.11 (07:10)

Oh, bathroom hijinks you say? My brother, my 3 cousins, and I went to see Transformers. My cousin brought some BenGay and put it on the toilets in the bathroom. Long story short, for the next few minutes we heard screaming. Ah.. the fun.
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Postby Tunco » 2009.03.11 (14:45)

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flagmyidol wrote:The Discussion forum has gone to hell.
Agreed. Why are we talking about stuff we do in the bathroom? C'mon, guys. We're better than this.
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Postby Kablizzy » 2009.03.11 (18:46)

Laurie wrote:
flagmyidol wrote:The Discussion forum has gone to hell.
Agreed. Why are we talking about stuff we do in the bathroom? C'mon, guys. We're better than this.
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Postby Atilla » 2009.03.12 (02:25)

Laurie wrote:
flagmyidol wrote:The Discussion forum has gone to hell.
Agreed. Why are we talking about stuff we do in the bathroom? C'mon, guys. We're better than this.
My theory is that some people here have a scat/watersports fetish, but aren't willing to out themselves in the fetish thread.

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Postby TribulatioN » 2009.03.12 (03:28)

I use 3 on good quality, 4 or 5 with the ones that leave your ass sore.
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Postby Twistkill » 2009.03.12 (04:36)

I have a funny feeling this will turn into another discussion about which brands of toilet paper are superior. Which would be Charmin, by the way.
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