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Thanks UZ
Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.
As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.
Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.
Yanni- If it's glad, it's not rape.
Tsukatu- I refuse to use throw-away bags for such a frequent purpose as buying groceries. Instead, I've collected the hair of my two pet dogs and have woven them together into an all-natural, 100% environmentally friendly bag that I bring with me everywhere. And when I buy products that come in glass and plastic containers, I track down the company that packages them and ship back their containers so that they don't take up space in landfills.
Yeah, I use plastic.
Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!
Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY
Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.
KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.
Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee
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[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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Also, the file Tanner sent me works, so very soon we will get the original second Metanet podcast!
<&Yanni> I've had an ambient song like this playing for a couple hours,
<&Yanni> Oh no wait that is MY AIR CONDITIONER
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<@Animator> :::: Techno was killed by a better music genre.
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<SouthyMcGee> Music is auditory art. What art is a different argument.
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<&sforzando> Alright, no 247MHz for you.
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Very cool.Weisslenny0 wrote:Also, the file Tanner sent me works, so very soon we will get the original second Metanet podcast!
'rret donc d'niaser 'vec mon sirop d'erable, calis, si j't'r'vois icitte j'pellerais la police, tu l'veras l'criss de poutine de cul t'auras en prison, tabarnak
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It is. Also, UniverseZero (if I remember correctly) recorded a 7th podcast, so that will probably go up this weekend, or soon after.rennaT wrote:Very cool.Weisslenny0 wrote:Also, the file Tanner sent me works, so very soon we will get the original second Metanet podcast!
<&Yanni> I've had an ambient song like this playing for a couple hours,
<&Yanni> Oh no wait that is MY AIR CONDITIONER
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<@Animator> :::: Techno was killed by a better music genre.
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<SouthyMcGee> Music is auditory art. What art is a different argument.
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<&sforzando> Alright, no 247MHz for you.
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Wow, you have to do the Have Your Say Podcast, Metanet Podcast 7 & 2, and get the iTunes podcasts up and running in one weekend. Tough job.Weisslenny0 wrote:It is. Also, UniverseZero (if I remember correctly) recorded a 7th podcast, so that will probably go up this weekend, or soon after.rennaT wrote:Very cool.Weisslenny0 wrote:Also, the file Tanner sent me works, so very soon we will get the original second Metanet podcast!
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Podcast 7 (click to download)
Featuring: UniverseZero (who also ran it) and LittleViking, but also involves Yahoozy and Jig and mentions SnuggleTummy.
Topics: Insomnicon, birthdays, and I really don't know where it went from here.
Time: 15:01
Size: 14 MB
Have Your Say (click to download)
Featuring: Lenny, Zander, Tsukasu (Suki), SlappyMcGee (Slappy), Maestro, UniverseZero, Eiturlyf, Turiski, Aperture (formerly Eternal_Boredom), Gloomp, Smartalco, and Donfuy.
Topics: They change, depending on who's talking.
Time: 9:40
Size: 9 MB
Much thanks to all who contributed in both of these podcasts!
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Now playing: Danny Elfman - The Final Confrontation
via FoxyTunes
<&Yanni> I've had an ambient song like this playing for a couple hours,
<&Yanni> Oh no wait that is MY AIR CONDITIONER
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<@Animator> :::: Techno was killed by a better music genre.
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<SouthyMcGee> Music is auditory art. What art is a different argument.
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<&sforzando> Alright, no 247MHz for you.
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The last Metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace...
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His was great. I love that American accent, too.Universezero wrote:Good on you Suki; speaking out to the troops.
<&Yanni> I've had an ambient song like this playing for a couple hours,
<&Yanni> Oh no wait that is MY AIR CONDITIONER
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<@Animator> :::: Techno was killed by a better music genre.
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<SouthyMcGee> Music is auditory art. What art is a different argument.
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<&sforzando> Alright, no 247MHz for you.
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Dear Metanet community,Weisslenny0 wrote:MiniCast 1 (click to download)
Featuring: Dave, Jig, Lenny, LittleViking, ska, and Snuggletummy.
Topics: Birthdays from this week and a bit earlier, the American Election, Rememberance Day, and Crazy Kenyan (also known as QWOP, a game found at http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html). We also answer AskUs questions from Quote and maestro.
Time: 22:24
Size: 10.3 MB
Are you tired with the bland, boring Podcasts which you find aplenty in this thread? Do you yearn for style and rhythm in your music? Then look no further, for I have delivered! Below this is a link to an audio file (in .mp3 format) of the Metanet Minicast #1 which I have carefully remixed to enhance your listening experience. Click here to enter into a magial kingdom of superbliss!
(Really, it's quite good.)
-Life247
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The accent is real, Suki's American. His accent is American because he is American. (Or, Russian-American rather. Or Soviet-American. I think he was born in Russia but moved to America at a young age.)Universezero wrote:Wait, wait, wait... That accent wasn't real? If it wasn't, then that was damn good.Weisslenny0 wrote:His was great. I love that American accent, too.Universezero wrote:Good on you Suki; speaking out to the troops.
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And I like the way some of you say "form" instead of "forum".
Of course, who am I to speak about the way you say stuff :D
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Russian-American or something, yeah. Sorry - didn't mean he had a face accent (because he doesn't), I just love his American one.LittleViking wrote:The accent is real, Suki's American. His accent is American because he is American. (Or, Russian-American rather. Or Soviet-American. I think he was born in Russia but moved to America at a young age.)
<&Yanni> I've had an ambient song like this playing for a couple hours,
<&Yanni> Oh no wait that is MY AIR CONDITIONER
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<@Animator> :::: Techno was killed by a better music genre.
-----
<SouthyMcGee> Music is auditory art. What art is a different argument.
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<&sforzando> Alright, no 247MHz for you.
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^ω^Tsukatu wrote:I'm failing to find the appropriate combination of ^_^ and :3.
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Now I feel dumb.scythe33 wrote:^ω^Tsukatu wrote:I'm failing to find the appropriate combination of ^_^ and :3.
...although that does look obscene somehow.
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Hey! It's a ballsack with wings!Tsukatu wrote:Now I feel dumb.scythe33 wrote:^ω^Tsukatu wrote:I'm failing to find the appropriate combination of ^_^ and :3.
...although that does look obscene somehow.
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And when I click the via the link to the iTunes Store,there are only first 5 podcasts adn 3 minicasts.There is no Have your say podcast and 7th podcast.
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The iTunes podcast is broken at the moment; but Lenny will be fixing that this weekend, won't you Lenny?Tunco123 wrote:When I click on a podcast it automaticly opens Quicktime on web, but it doensn't installs. Why?
And when I click the via the link to the iTunes Store, there are only first 5 podcasts adn 3 minicasts. There is no Have your say podcast and 7th podcast.
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Nobody move. Nobody move. Nobody Nobody Nobody Move. Yeahhh.Life247 wrote:Dear Metanet community,Weisslenny0 wrote:MiniCast 1 (click to download)
Featuring: Dave, Jig, Lenny, LittleViking, ska, and Snuggletummy.
Topics: Birthdays from this week and a bit earlier, the American Election, Rememberance Day, and Crazy Kenyan (also known as QWOP, a game found at http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html). We also answer AskUs questions from Quote and maestro.
Time: 22:24
Size: 10.3 MB
Are you tired with the bland, boring Podcasts which you find aplenty in this thread? Do you yearn for style and rhythm in your music? Then look no further, for I have delivered! Below this is a link to an audio file (in .mp3 format) of the Metanet Minicast #1 which I have carefully remixed to enhance your listening experience. Click here to enter into a magial kingdom of superbliss!
(Really, it's quite good.)
-Life247
Nobody move. Nobody move. Nobody Nobody Nobody Move.
To move to topic that is vaguely topical: WHITE PEOPLE.. Ahh.. well worth the listen! Hilarity. Good job Life.
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