Now five episodes in, we can finally form an opinion on Dollhouse that can't be countered with 'It'll pick up.' If it was going to it would have already. Joss Whedon has given us an Amnesiac when we were expecting a Kid A; this show is a post-good landscape of mediocraty. It has acting like Pink Floyd has drums; sure, it's there, but who cares?
9.4/10
INSOMNICON 2009: THE PLAY STATION.
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Picard sends you to your quarters back to write a mission report. While you begin to write it, you get distracted by a mysterious image.
Challenge 3: Make a webcomic featuring this guy as a character. (You may reproduce him, in a comically poorly drawn image. :))
Points:
Pikman: 3
Be_Nspired: 3
UniverseZero: 3
LouDog004: 3
Jiggerjaw: 3
Studebacher Hoch: 3
Obylisk: 2
sept: 3
Kablizzy: 5
gloomp: 3
axonn: 2
maxson: 3
Luminaflare: 4
Flagmyidol: 3
Yahoozy: 2
Leaff: 3
Sucker: 3
Skyline: 3
SkyRay: 3
Izzy: 3
spudzalot: 3
Donfuy: 4
Snuggletummy: 3
Life247: 3
Riobe: 3
Paddy: 3
Rikaninja: 1
maestro: 1
Kablizzy's got this one.
Challenge 3: Make a webcomic featuring this guy as a character. (You may reproduce him, in a comically poorly drawn image. :))
Points:
Pikman: 3
Be_Nspired: 3
UniverseZero: 3
LouDog004: 3
Jiggerjaw: 3
Studebacher Hoch: 3
Obylisk: 2
sept: 3
Kablizzy: 5
gloomp: 3
axonn: 2
maxson: 3
Luminaflare: 4
Flagmyidol: 3
Yahoozy: 2
Leaff: 3
Sucker: 3
Skyline: 3
SkyRay: 3
Izzy: 3
spudzalot: 3
Donfuy: 4
Snuggletummy: 3
Life247: 3
Riobe: 3
Paddy: 3
Rikaninja: 1
maestro: 1
Kablizzy's got this one.
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Meh.
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Edit: Uploaded wrong image by accident. Here's my comic.
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the dusk the dawn the earth the sea
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Note: The yellow stuff is butter.
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Woo Paint!
Cracked.com wrote:All video-game characters are in fact made of cotton candy. This theory, and only this theory, can explain the cat-like hydrophobia shared universally by their kind. How else are we to believe that Frogger, a frog, is killed instantly on contact with water?
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M E A T N E T 1 9 9 2
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On tour through Alaska, The Himalayas, and Arkansas!
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Mmh bread
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southpaw is the dude.
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fail ;D
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Gentlemen.
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Eh. I don't know.
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Well if you missed the Dollshouse episode last night, you certainly didn't miss anything... Hmm Well anyway, let me explain.
Firstly, the whole thing was based around doll rape, doll decapitation, doll torture, and cat tickling. Mostly Doll rape.
Secondly, it didn't even show the rape! Who wants to watch a show where there is doll rape, and you can't even see them doing it. Disgrace. And there is all this Bullshit about the 'N-word,' and you don't even find out what it means in the end!
Thirdly, it wasn't even about Doll rape, which is Even worse. Who wants to watch a show about dolls when there is no rape? Certainly not me!
And lastly, I want you to imagine what the show would be like based on this information, then Jab it with a pitchfork made of people with radios on their heads, throw it through a black hole, pan fry for five minutes, and that is the end result. Nothing to do with anything.
In other, more simple words, this show sucked.
A bit late.. but :\
Firstly, the whole thing was based around doll rape, doll decapitation, doll torture, and cat tickling. Mostly Doll rape.
Secondly, it didn't even show the rape! Who wants to watch a show where there is doll rape, and you can't even see them doing it. Disgrace. And there is all this Bullshit about the 'N-word,' and you don't even find out what it means in the end!
Thirdly, it wasn't even about Doll rape, which is Even worse. Who wants to watch a show about dolls when there is no rape? Certainly not me!
And lastly, I want you to imagine what the show would be like based on this information, then Jab it with a pitchfork made of people with radios on their heads, throw it through a black hole, pan fry for five minutes, and that is the end result. Nothing to do with anything.
In other, more simple words, this show sucked.
A bit late.. but :\
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Done.
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vankusss wrote:What 'more time' means?
I'm going to buy some ham.
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1 minute effort:
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After being broken from your daze of doodling, Ensign John Malkovich and Data challenge you to a game of Space Invaders.
While shooting aliens, a challenge occurs to you:
Challenge Four: Find the most unhappy video game character. Ever.
Points:
Pikman: 4
Be_Nspired: 4
UniverseZero: 3
LouDog004: 3
Jiggerjaw: 4
Studebacher Hoch: 4
Obylisk: 2
sept: 3
Kablizzy: 6
gloomp: 4
axonn: 2
maxson: 3
Luminaflare: 5
Flagmyidol: 4
Yahoozy: 2
Leaff: 4
Sucker: 4
Skyline: 4
SkyRay: 4
Izzy: 3
spudzalot: 4
Donfuy: 5
Snuggletummy: 4
Life247: 4
Riobe: 4
Paddy: 4
Rikaninja: 1
maestro: 3
esay: 2
Maestroke wins. Not by a mile, but by an inch. (or, if you're mormon, by five inches.) Many great webcomics in this space. TAKE THAT, KABLIZZY.
While shooting aliens, a challenge occurs to you:
Challenge Four: Find the most unhappy video game character. Ever.
Points:
Pikman: 4
Be_Nspired: 4
UniverseZero: 3
LouDog004: 3
Jiggerjaw: 4
Studebacher Hoch: 4
Obylisk: 2
sept: 3
Kablizzy: 6
gloomp: 4
axonn: 2
maxson: 3
Luminaflare: 5
Flagmyidol: 4
Yahoozy: 2
Leaff: 4
Sucker: 4
Skyline: 4
SkyRay: 4
Izzy: 3
spudzalot: 4
Donfuy: 5
Snuggletummy: 4
Life247: 4
Riobe: 4
Paddy: 4
Rikaninja: 1
maestro: 3
esay: 2
Maestroke wins. Not by a mile, but by an inch. (or, if you're mormon, by five inches.) Many great webcomics in this space. TAKE THAT, KABLIZZY.
Loathes
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- The number of Electoral College votes needed to be President of the US.
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Neku is emo, pissy, never talks to people, never responds to people, always has headpones on, complains about everything, just walks away from conversations, has random tangents of hating people that go on in his head, and he cant make any friends, etc.
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